Debate User @Vingle on why the Chads don't want to push his shit in - lol gaycel

If you do meet a great guy, do you think your feelings would change if (or when) the guy in question got old and ugly? Not trying to poke fun, just genuinely curious.
No, even though the otter is a ana-chan. He got some pudge he whined about. That shit never goes away with starvation and needs to be exercised away.
Old people tend to look much better when they have taken care of their skin and shit. So it's not really a problem, and if I can look good. Why the fuck can't he?
Never gonna happen. Not even straight people have that now let alone us faggots
Better to be alone then, as it goes too much time between. Being a hoe is not based.
 
You are an enigma. You seek a lifelong companion yet rather like being alone. You want sex but you're afraid to initiate and are scared of the darkies. You don't work yet you complain about how hard your life is. I just.....don't get why you are like this? You sound depressed. Have you thought about seeing a psychologist?
 
You are an enigma.
Thanks, I'm glad my efforts are recognised.
I just.....don't get why you are like this?
The moment where I nearly slit my wrists when I was 15 or so, basically a switch turned.
You sound depressed. Have you thought about seeing a psychologist?
Of course, and if I was normal. I would've offed myself a long time ago, because my life sucks that hard and I have been wronged in nearly every possible way merely for just existing.

Going to therapy won't change the fact my life is shit. Being toxic positive about a shit situation won't do shit.
 
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Thanks, I'm glad my efforts are recognised.

The moment where I nearly slit my wrists when I was 15 or so, basically a switch turned.

Of course, and if I was normal. I would've offed myself a long time ago, because my life sucks that hard and I have been wronged in nearly every possible way merely for just existing.

Going to therapy won't change the fact my life is shit. Being toxic positive about a shit situation won't do shit.

I suggest cat therapy. Just make sure to affix anything you care about to the surface it resides on.
 
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Is there any special about him?
Idk, you're the one who said he would like you despite him saying why he would want to be with an obnoxious faggot.
No, even though the otter is a ana-chan.
What the fuck does that even mean?
Yea, I guess double-sided tape will fix the problem. I think.
They sell Velcro that you can attach to the bottom of stuff and attach the other part to the surface. They also sell other cat safe stuff that you can look into. Look into a breed that tends to be people friendly and like to cuddle. That would probably help with your loneliness.
You are an enigma.
He doesn't want to fix any of his problems, but make someone else do it for him. He wants to be the gay princess being rescued by a gay prince charming, that's not going to happen though. He can either get a pet and let it mellow him out a bit to be more tolerable, or he needs to get a hobby other than the gym. Otherwise, he's just going to keep being a gaycel.
 
Idk, you're the one who said he would like you despite him saying why he would want to be with an obnoxious faggot.
I'm pretty confident in my forceful methods.
What the fuck does that even mean?
He is anoretic, and otter is a man with body hair. Basically an easy catch, and I could've made him fit and healthy if he wasn't retarded. The audacity!
Look into a breed that tends to be people friendly and like to cuddle. That would probably help with your loneliness.
I'm thinking of adopting, fuck buying. If you lovebomb a cat nearly 24/7, it's almost impossible for it to not be a friendly floofball.
He doesn't want to fix any of his problems
Because I don't have any problems, even normal people have big difficulties getting anything. And that's why we have both incels and femcels, as both sexes are equally as retarded. Just in different ways. And some there aren't anything wrong with and there are actually just retards around them.
He can either get a pet and let it mellow him out a bit to be more tolerable
I'm still going to detest fags, but be the man equivalent to a cat lady. At this point, fair. I love cats, at least it's a happy ending.
or he needs to get a hobby other than the gym. Otherwise, he's just going to keep being a gaycel.
Lol, I'm not going to stop hating fags because I do something else than being a gymbro.
 
That is a demographic in need of representation. You have no idea.
Y'all might as well change to the name of this thread to "Self-Loathing Homosexual Incel's Complaints About Grindr" at this point.
Isn't this the entire premise for the people Chris Hansen LARPers go for?
"I can't fuck!
... oh, look at this totally an 18+ year old"
 
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Is there any special about him?

Bitch, I'm OBE, I was pretty much the only tolerable thing in Attack of the Clones and I managed to keep up with people like Christopher Lee, Ian McDiarmid and Frank Oz. I am also the face of beloved classics like Trainspotting, Moulin Rouge, Black Hawk Down, Big Fish, The Ghost Writer and Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. I organised a takeover of the Vatican, got a Golden Globe Award and I'm a total hunk at 52, smashing Mary Elizabeth fucking Winstead's pussy after being cucked by a jewess.

Show some respect.
 
Show some respect.
Sure, you can rape me and I'm not going to call the police.
This is a special limited offer.
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Geez, you really know how to seduce a guy, don't you?
I mean, most guys on Grindr did like the idea. So the natural conclusion is that most gay men just want a moist hole.
I'm not the one making the rules, I just follow the game.
Catcel. Volcel that owns cat(s). Get a big floofy forest cat. They are awesome cats, very laid back, love to be lap cats.
Dunno what mix it was, but the latest black cat at my parents place was very attached to me. Like following me everywhere and even letting me wash him in the shower (dirty from rolling in the sand), while he did claw up others.
I got more of a soft spot for black floofy cats, but there are so many being given away now. Which is sad, and most are from people renting and moving to a new place that doesn't allow pets.
 
I'm pretty confident in my forceful methods.
Sure, you can rape me and I'm not going to call the police.
This is a special limited offer.
Sounds more like you want someone else to be forceful towards you than yourself.
Because I don't have any problems,
Right
Lol, I'm not going to stop hating fags because I do something else than being a gymbro.
You can still hate faggots, but chad still isn't going to be interested in you. You're a very passive and submissive person. You never want to make the first move, it's always someone else doing it for you. Maybe you should change that. Be the one that makes the first move. Although maybe don't invite people to rape you, that's fucking messed up.
 
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I'm above watching normie media, so naturally. I have no clue what that is.
You dummy. Werther is a histrionic, melancholic, and affected young man, living the internal negative drama that is the special talent of young men of a certain style who are in the dual developmental clutches of innocence and arrogance. Werther's not a thing you watch; it's a thing you read. And it's hundreds of years old. That you don't know it suggest that education/reading might be a good hobby to try. Do you even Per Petterson? Henrik Ibsen? Thor Heyerdahl? Karl Ove Knausgaard? Jo-fecking-Nesbo?

At least you made me laugh, sounding like Andy Warhol having a worse than usual day. But at least he had culture (no hot taeks needed, haters).

@Scarlett Johansson - this is not the first commenter who fit that bill - some even more than @Vingle. But it's the same circular "it's impossible and horrible and hopeless, at least 80% due to what I'm doing yet I won't stop."

The other commenter I'm reminded of is this guy:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-an-early-onset-early-transition-tranny-ama.162523/

He's even Norwegian, too. Maybe there is something to the dour stereotype. But who knew of the arrogant/ignorant aspect? Hopefully disappears with time.

But seriously, learn to talk to people. Like humans.

I have been wronged in nearly every possible way merely for just existing.
This is absurd. You are you own worst enemy at this point. I'm sympathetic, generally, to young folks who can't see beyond the tips of their noses, because that's sort of the nature of dramatic youth. But Christ, if you're going to be a misanthrope, at least have fun with it.
 
Lawl faggot. I suggest finding a place that allows pets then you can get a cat that you want.
You're a faggot in Brazil, you risk getting murdered the moment you set a foot outside. And I was talking about others, cats are allowed where I live.
You can still hate faggots, but chad still isn't going to be interested in you.
They aren't going to be interested even if I like them.
You're a very passive and submissive person. You never want to make the first move, it's always someone else doing it for you. Maybe you should change that. Be the one that makes the first move.
I'm too tired of saying hi and stuff on Grindr and never get replied.
Although maybe don't invite people to rape you, that's fucking messed up.
I reserve that for the jokes though.
That you don't know it suggest that education/reading might be a good hobby to try. Do you even Per Petterson? Henrik Ibsen? Thor Heyerdahl? Karl Ove Knausgaard? Jo-fecking-Nesbo
Oh yea, because knowing a bunch of authors is the only thing that is deemed as sign of being intelligent. Not that you straight up ripped it from Wikipedia.

You sound really dumb.
if you're going to be a misanthrope, at least have fun with it.
If I wasn't having fun, I would've left this thread a long time ago. Dumb faggot.
 
I mean, most guys on Grindr did like the idea

Most guys on Grindr are some shade of fucked up, or, at best, misguided, as I keep hoping that you are and you keep trying to convince me othewise.

So the natural conclusion is that most gay men just want a moist hole

No, it is not. Grindr it's by no means representative of the gay population. Going by my observations, Grindr is only representative of the bottom feeders of the gay population. I did this experiment a few times, after I had clocked several gay guys in a given area (and I suck at doing this) that I frequent enough so as to remember the faces (such as when I was a student at uni) I'd download and open grindr and none of them were there. I tried with some other apps and none of them were there. What I would find at any given time would be either empty profiles from closeted bi guys, desperate, passive submissive jailbait twinks that creeped the fuck out of me, muscle guys that are more often than not straight guys doing prostitution, immigrants that often fall within the closeted box and, really desperate and depraved old guys usually into disgusting stuff and preying on the twinks, drug sellers (typically niggers) and, since [CURRENT YEAR], troons and people mystifyingly asking to rent rooms.

This is a very specific sample to take conclusions from.

I'm not the one making the rules, I just follow the game

You don't even know what game you are playing.

You're a faggot in Brazil

I didn't know he was actually a guy, much less a guy in Brazil.

Do you keep an excel with every little PL every user slips?

They aren't going to be interested even if I like them.

Several people, including myself, has given you valuable advice about how to be interesting but you choose not to listen so you can keep moaning.

I'm too tired of saying hi and stuff on Grindr and never get replied.

Receiving a message with just a "hi" ranges from "meh" to "creepy".

Oh yea, because knowing a bunch of authors is the only thing that is deemed as sign of being intelligent. Not that you straight up ripped it from Wikipedia.

I'm sorry but if there's a place where people has read shit is this website.

This is one of the places of the internet left where people is actually allowed to be cultured and sophisticated, despite the penchant for crude humour. 4chan used to be like this: clever people acting like retards online. In fact most of these people are former liberals turned reactionary just by the power of pattern recognition that having a certain cultural baggage allows (or, as most users wold put it: autism). You are a reactionary out of mere spite.

The off-topic subforums are great to expand your horizons and get a lot of interesting takes and opinions about all sort of things, the deep thots subforum has some brilliance sprinkled over in some threads and particular lolcow threads will have people that are very knowledgeable about certain topics.

But I've never seen you in any of those.

A man who proudly declares to despise "culture" is a man proudly declaring his intent to be unfathomably dull.

And thus, this whole post will be lost on you, again.
 
No, it is not. Grindr it's by no means representative of the gay population. Going by my observations, Grindr is only representative of the bottom feeders of the gay population. I did this experiment a few times, after I had clocked several gay guys in a given area (and I suck at doing this) that I frequent enough so as to remember the faces (such as when I was a student at uni) I'd download and open grindr and none of them were there. I tried with some other apps and none of them were there. What I would find at any given time would be either empty profiles from closeted bi guys, desperate, passive submissive jailbait twinks that creeped the fuck out of me, muscle guys that are more often than not straight guys doing prostitution, immigrants that often fall within the closeted box and, really desperate and depraved old guys usually into disgusting stuff and preying on the twinks, drug sellers (typically niggers) and, since [CURRENT YEAR], troons and people mystifyingly asking to rent rooms.

This is a very specific sample to take conclusions from.
Well, knowing this revelation. I guess I can relax with the whining, because ultimately. It is actually not my fault. I'm just dealing with bottom-tier trash.
Do you keep an excel with every little PL every user slips?
I mean, people here do use things against me. And I don't even have to be mean or anything against him, because Brazil is such a shithole on all scales.
Receiving a message with just a "hi" ranges from "meh" to "creepy".
What should I write then?
The off-topic subforums are great to expand your horizons and get a lot of interesting takes and opinions about all sort of things, the deep thots subforum has some brilliance sprinkled over in some threads and particular lolcow threads will have people that are very knowledgeable about certain topics.

But I've never seen you in any of those.
It's because I'm not interested, and most lolcows don't interest me either. Most things can be explained with psychology and endlessly debating about it is just plain boring.
A man who proudly declares to despise "culture" is a man proudly declaring his intent to be unfathomably dull.
Not really, and that's some really gay pretentious thinking.
 
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