I'm sorry for double posting, I won't shit up the thread anymore but I've been reading old pages and this is one of my favorite lies of his:
"This is my favorite panel appearance from Boogie. He describes how there was a legitimate "hit" put out for him "on TOR" and how he reacted to him and a friend's life being in danger when Domino's pizza was being delivered to the house. He suggests that this was a genuine threat to his safety and something that he's just had to learn to deal with on a regular basis being as famous as he is. Naturally, none of the women get a chance to speak over him. The would-be assassin spent $3.500 for the hitman to kill Boogie but somehow fucked up the address and almost got his friend whacked. He also suggest that whoever ordered the hit on his life also gave him a friendly heads-up, sending Boogie the link and warning him that he's about to be merked. How kind!"
This retard could have put any imaginary number on his life, and picked $3500.