Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Jake's Piercing said:
I think Wu's "mid-range" benchmark is her single high-end "VR Ready" machine. So basically.. "If you can run the Battlefield 1 beta, you can run Revolution 60 guyszzzzz, SNARL! btw, did you guys know I'm only 29?"

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I hope she says it will run on my 640 because I am ready to thrash this thing.

SteelPlatedHeart said:
Oh, I am calling so much bullshit right now.

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And now she's harassing Mark Ruffalo!

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Theres 40 million sperm in each cumload you swallow Wu not 1000.
 
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Shugo said:
I thought the point of acting is, pretending to play a role.

You're not culturally appropriating someone depressed by playing a movie about them. You don't have to be gay to play a gay role.
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I have, through acting, portrayed an aristocratic wino, a 5th grade bully, a sadistic dentist, the accountant of a failing playhouse, a 60s journalist, a soldier finding God, and a black stereotype pretending to be an asylum security guard. I am none of those things, because ACTING!
 
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Why is PokéJohn becoming a thing.

Why.

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Positron said:
I thought you have to go out to catch porkymans?
And wouldn't John be RAPED AND MURDERED the second he sets foot outside?
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Well as Wu said earlier, Frank is driving her around to catch them. I guess if a 6'4" ghoul and a screaming Asian guy drive around the neighbourhood even professional GubbaGabba rape squads decide to change to the other side of the street.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
I am calling so much bullshit right now.

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You're right to do so. Several Pokemon in that list are either unreleased or had very limited availability. I find it humorous that after playing Pokemon Go last month, Brianna is now trying to retcon her history to include the fact that she's also a Pokemon master of the highest degree. Expect stories of her "experiences" at the Pokemon World Championships any day now.

It's never enough for Brianna to just be "okay" or "adequate" at something - and she can never be bad at anything. It's one of the many reasons people can't stand you and think you are full of shit, Wu.

EDIT: As for why it's suddenly a thing for Wu to be into Pokemon, it really is because of Pokemon Go. She never seemed to talk about the games until last month when she got into Pokemon Go (like everyone else in the world). She then started to play the games and may actually be enjoying them but the Brianna Wu character can't be seen as a filthy casual so now she's going to sperg for awhile about how much she's always loved Pokemon and how she is so great at it.
 
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Cynical said:
Wu has really pissed off a lot of people:

445
patrons

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You'd think that after months of bleeding hundreds of dollars from her "fun time" fund that she would eventually learn to shut the fuck up, right? Most kids start getting the message when you start going after stuff like their allowance but Wu has repeatedly demonstrated that she's not as clever as most kids.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
You're right to do so. Several Pokemon in that list are either unreleased or had very limited availability. I find it humorous that after playing Pokemon Go last month, Brianna is now trying to retcon her history to include the fact that she's also a Pokemon master of the highest degree. Expect stories of her "experiences" at the Pokemon World Championships any day now.

It's never enough for Brianna to just be "okay" or "adequate" at something - and she can never be bad at anything. It's one of the many reasons people can't stand you and think you are full of shit, Wu.

EDIT: As for why it's suddenly a thing for Wu to be into Pokemon, it really is because of Pokemon Go. She never seemed to talk about the games until last month when she got into Pokemon Go (like everyone else in the world). She then started to play the games and may actually be enjoying them but the Brianna Wu character can't be seen as a filthy casual so now she's going to sperg for awhile about how much she's always loved Pokemon and how she is so great at it.
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So much this. Has Wu ever admitted to being mediocre at something?

The only recent self-defecating (heh) humor that I remember from him was that disgusting pic of his ghoul legs wearing two different filthy house slippers, size 16 triple E, and even then: A) The joke Wu made was suggesting the contrast between his awesome life and the silly shoes, "Dress for the job you want" or some such, and B) Wu's socially awkward 'tism prevents him from realizing that showing his disgusting stems wearing these grotty slippers on his filthy floor isn't by any stretch of the imagination FUNNY, it's just vile.

But more to @Francis York Morgan's point, what has Wu claimed to be a master of? Like, not just good, but masterful? By my reckoning:

1. Games programming and creation, specifically Unreal 3
2. Pokemanz
3. Running
4. Knowledge of "EDM" dance music
5. self-enucleation (heh)
6. What am I forgetting? Help me out, Kiwis....
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
So much this. Has Wu ever admitted to being mediocre at something?

The only recent self-defecating (heh) humor that I remember from him was that disgusting pic of his ghoul legs wearing two different filthy house slippers, size 16 triple E, and even then: A) The joke Wu made was suggesting the contrast between his awesome life and the silly shoes, "Dress for the job you want" or some such, and B) Wu's socially awkward 'tism prevents him from realizing that showing his disgusting stems wearing these grotty slippers on his filthy floor isn't by any stretch of the imagination FUNNY, it's just vile.

But more to @Francis York Morgan's point, what has Wu claimed to be a master of? Like, not just good, but masterful? By my reckoning:

1. Games programming and creation, specifically Unreal 3
2. Pokemanz
3. Running
4. Knowledge of "EDM" dance music
5. self-enucleation (heh)
6. What am I forgetting? Help me out, Kiwis....
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Master chef.
 
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She's claimed mastery of Street Fighter as well. Boy, she shut up quickly about that game after the video of her playing someone got around.

The Blue Apron stuff was interesting because of how carefully she worded her shilling to avoid stating a fault in herself. Of course Brianna Wu knows how to cook meals comparable to four star restaurants! She just doesn't have the time in her busy schedule to plan these incredible dinners nor was she interested in cooking in the first place.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Why is PokéJohn becoming a thing.

Why.

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So.... does Wuwu know she has absolutely nothing to lose at this point -since she's pissed away any goodwill she may have had in the SJW circles and the chatlog reveal that not even Quinn and Co. liked her- and thus is making an effort to conciously piss as many people off as she can on purpose?

Because that's what she's totally doing right now by saying bullshit like that.
 
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