The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Fornicario]

"Tenacious's view was to start with kindness and figure it out from there"

If they had started with Kindness that documentary would have been both glorious and admissible in court.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Lol the Vulpes stuff is great. I can't quote the post for some reason but this tweet was amazing:

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Bonnie almost kind of learning something here is interesting. They absolutely were bougie larpers pretending to be frontiersma'ams. On the other hand if "cut off all modern amenities" means unplug Kevvie's gaming rig and "work with your neighbors" is just the normal non-asshole thing to do, then this isn't a very good excuse for why your shit failed Bonbon. Also hey Bonnie guess what, many other things in your life are a larp including your gender, the "siege" of the tranch by a rightwing militia, your and Alyssa's self-dx, etc etc etc

It's such classic narc shit to go just a few baby-steps into self awareness and criticism about your past choices, juuust enough so you can seem like you've changed and matured, but not enough for what CWC famously called the Hurtful Truth Level to be exceeded and narc injury to occur. While still actually making excuses for yourself even as you pretend to feel regret. Bravissimo

"The frontier life is a bougie larpers dream ... it's obscenely expensive to live in a place where there are no resources"

Now do central planning after monopolizing capital and abolishing profit lmao

 

[AfghanBlue]

My sides are busted over that kitty litter tweet. This is what I love about tranch drama, the retards fighting.

At the same time, it's fucked up to force people that don't get to sleep inside with the cats to clean up the massive amount of shit that piled up while the house troons neglected the duty. They had what, like 7 fucking cats? You know Kevryn never had to do it. The only work he did around the tranch was setting up his toys and guarding his Hawaiian Punch.

Oh yeah, that hadn't actually occurred to me. The Pooners should rightly have only had to clean up after the chickens in the coops they slept in.

Hilarious how they are apparently all disabled, none of like 15 people can clean up a litter tray for one reason or another, and yet a fucking RANCH was supposed to be a "safe space"... If you think about it, they sort of overgrazed the entire outside into an alpaca litter tray..!
Maybe that kinda place is where those little gravel rock thingys are sourced from.

 

[Cuckoman]

@Temperance XIV
"That means 6 alpacas and 8 goats are missing... hopefully these animals were simply all sold or given away, but you never know with the Tranchers."

Nah, that is not how animal disappearance work when tranch folks are involved. I would study the pictures for signs of recently disturbed soil. That is where the animals are.

 

[Doctor Bigbooty]

If you think about it, they sort of overgrazed the entire outside into an alpaca litter tray..!

I still have a hard time understanding just how they managed to do that. Alpacas are supposedly great animals to start homesteading with because they aren't nearly as high maintainence as, say, cows. But then I remember that these are pampered troons rather than normal people who would expect some work with starting a homestead, and then it becomes clear. Anything that needs even basic care is too much for troons. Hell, they can't even properly take care of cats. How lazy and inept do you have to be to be unable to take care of fucking cats? Alpacas poop rabbit pellets in a gawddamn pile, that's braindead easy to clean up after compared to the piles cows leave where-the-hell-ever, and yet somehow there's alpaca turds scattered all over their land. That's just as much a testament to how gross troons are than anything else. (I'll take those MatIs now, thanks)

Nah, that is not how animal disappearance work when tranch folks are involved. I would study the pictures for signs of recently disturbed soil. That is where the animals are.

Painful s it is to acknowledge it, those poor animals have joined the Great Circle of Life, albeit not as comfortably as falling to predators. At least wolves/cougars/bears kill fairly quickly compared to the slow and agonizing death-by-troon starvation/disease/exposure.

 

[AssignedEva]

I still have a hard time understanding just how they managed to do that

The trick is squeezing 200+ alpaca into 36 acres of arid scrubland, and then squeezing in a bunch of other livestock (plus remember when they were starting up a horse rescue? That God that never took off).

I kinda wonder what's going to happen when Tranch III runs out of animals. Their current flock is rapidly diminishing. They absolutely have no justification for getting more animals and they've already moonscaped the land. I can't imagine they've got much money coming in... but being a "ranch" is a source of gibs. When they have the next die off and they're stuck with 1 (one) goat, is Penny going to try and get more animals?

 

[AfghanBlue]

The trick is squeezing 200+ alpaca into 36 acres of arid scrubland, and then squeezing in a bunch of other livestock (plus remember when they were starting up a horse rescue? That God that never took off).

Aye.
I don't mean to.. Cast any aspersions on alpaca, but I am so glad they didn't get any horses into their clutches. Those are really intelligent, emotional and sensitive animals.
Hosses also have a constant mob of fans who night have cracked some TURd skulls if they got wind of any badness happening to them, but it wouldn't be worth the sacrifice.
The next Gib will be interesting. They have blown out animals, pre- blown out any kind of therapeutic rehab ideas..they have utterly no workable skills. Munchie arc, personal, is the only track I can see. They will all be in wheelchairs soon. People are so skint now even real charities will be suffering. God only knows what's for these troons apart from split and call center work..

 

[BScCollateral]

Late and obvious, but I will never cease to be amazed when people who are all "Muh disabilities uwu" decide they need the best thing for them is to work on a fucking ranch.
People unable to work in a damn grocery store think they can handle life on a farm.

 

[Ghostse]

Late and obvious, but I will never cease to be amazed when people who are all "Muh disabilities uwu" decide they need the best thing for them is to work on a fucking ranch.
People unable to work in a damn grocery store think they can handle life on a farm.

Minority report:
There are several "Tard and Spaz" ranches that have mentally and physically disabled people come out and by and large its great for them. They are given tasks they are able to perform and the responsibility is good for their mental state and sense of self-worth. Horses and Dogs especially have been domesticated long enough they are able to indentify and respond to human mental states - especially if there are trained.
The idea isn't bad.

Of course the difference is the Tard and Spaz ranches are run by people who aren't Tards and Spazes. There are enough able bodied, non-workshy faggot, members around to ensure the Ranch can maintain minimal operations with no Tard labor if needed (and either enough funds to hire ranch hands or an exit plan if the Tard labor pool dries up), and more importantly to wrangle the tards and help them when they need helping.
And naturally, no one involved in this pipeline is a work-shy faggot; if you can't handle the tasks you're sent home (Which hard to implement when the most workshy of the workshy faggots are the owners and their fuckpets). No one is a blind robot baby speaking through psychic alien parrots as they stumble around banging into things after being told "Arbeit macht frei" No Work = No Eat. And no one on a working tard ranch is spending thousands of the Ranch's operating funds on plastic toy robots despite being in their 40s, or weekly thousand dollar runs to costco for microwave food. And no paranoid militia larp either.

 

[Sine_Deus]

Anyone else see the current commercial on CBS, about the Oglala Lakota poverty and get absolutely shocked there wasn't a cut to them being saved by TUR? Saved by piss poor alpaca hair? Cannot believe that was left out!

 

[Cuckoman]

When they have the next die off and they're stuck with 1 (one) goat, is Penny going to try and get more animals?

Yes. The cute animals is a huge part of the image they want to present as caring and animal loving troons.
They will absolutely get more animals. The grift depends on the animals.

 

[Drama Fan]

Noticed that Tracing Woodgrains liked bonnie’s tweet, so there is a small chance we may get a BARPOD tranch update - maybe even Bonnie answering questions this time.

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This sounds plausible. She was larping as a gay man after all, “no strings” sexual favours could have been given at some point.

It’s very clear that Penny did not want BPD vagina-havers on the tranch, leading his band of incels astray!

Katie had mentioned on a BaR pod episode that much of her memory is dedicated to Tranch Lore. If they actually get some interviews that would be incredible. I could also buy that she and Trace just happen to follow this stuff and are only hoping for good shit to be publicly revealed in case there's a good scoop.
I personally doubt if there's going to be any big airing of laundry or that it's going to be on Bussy Singal and Katie Terfzog's podcast exclusively even if the trans grifter community turned on Bonnie & Kind (unless that's the absolutely last form of attention and possible grifting as a hail mary attempt to not just work a normal job).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Saw this in Steam's new releases, can't wait until they add a Tranch scenario:


Needs an Earl Siege mod too:

 

[AMHOLIO]

Jen is still working on his RPG Maker game instead of getting a real job.

Jen makes me feel so much better about working on like... everything. I'm glad he's still working on the game, I REALLY want to see what insane shit comes from his hand, it's gonna be a clusterfuck.

When they have the next die off and they're stuck with 1 (one) goat, is Penny going to try and get more animals?

Penny is an animal hoarder, so yes. He'll get as many animals as he wants. Maybe he'll focus on animals that are being given away or are of low price, but he'll find some and abosrb them into his hoad.

God only knows what's for these troons apart from split and call center work..

I was going to say "sex work" but my god I could not think of anyone desperate enough to pay any of them for sex.

 

[Fornicario]

I was going to say "sex work" but my god I could not think of anyone desperate enough to pay any of them for sex.

These freaks couldn't even work the phone sex lines with those vile caricatures of feminity they call "voices".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

These freaks couldn't even work the phone sex lines with those vile caricatures of feminity they call "voices".

I can't remember what thread I posted in it, but not too long ago I came across a troon in the replies of something else advertising their trans-specific phone sex line in their Twitter profile.

 

[Oxyjen]

Anyone else see the current commercial on CBS, about the Oglala Lakota poverty and get absolutely shocked there wasn't a cut to them being saved by TUR? Saved by piss poor alpaca hair? Cannot believe that was left out!

That still stands out as one of the more shocking Tranch ventures. They literally used the plight of the poorest, most deprived people in the entire country in a slack attempt to raise their own profile. Money raised from it went to a middle class friend in the Denver suburbs. Some Amazon parcels may have made it to the intended recipients and been welcomed but many more were left under piles of crap at the tranch, and probably created a waste problem to deal with for the tribe. And literally gifted them dirty furs.
The whole thing was so fucked. Talk about your white saviours.

 

[Ghostse]

And literally gifted them dirty furs.

"We hate the white tranny because he traded us smallpox COVID blankets"

 

[AfghanBlue]

That still stands out as one of the more shocking Tranch ventures. They literally used the plight of the poorest, most deprived people in the entire country in a slack attempt to raise their own profile. Money raised from it went to a middle class friend in the Denver suburbs. Some Amazon parcels may have made it to the intended recipients and been welcomed but many more were left under piles of crap at the tranch, and probably created a waste problem to deal with for the tribe. And literally gifted them dirty furs.
The whole thing was so fucked. Talk about your white saviours.

that was outrageous, tbf.

dumped an absolute pile of rubbish on them,: a few parcels pre-rifled through, and set to get foisty for 6 months, a bunch of mouldy, uncleaned 'wool' that was in such a bad state they couldn't be fucked to try to work it to sell themsleves, and, despite the proliferation of other indian tribes, and other various at risk groups of potential benefactors between them and the Lakota, drove- a euro kiwi transcribed it as further than LONDON TO AMSTERDAM (each way!)- in a gas guzzler van, and all the expense that took, to dump that on them.

Just give them the fucking money you stole in their name, bro's.
What a wonder why the reservations in smelling distance knew not to have anything to do with em.

that World Most Awkward Video where they fucking Fly-tip that shit onto em. The reluctant recipient guy couldn't muscle a fucking thank-you or more than a couple syllables for the fuckers ,and I dont blame him.

a bunch of toothless grifters turn up with their fucking camera rolling, "white saviour, ACTION!" to treat you like a human bin, and get the ass pats for it- I'd say 'the money for it' but that was already long since absorbed and squandered by Project Tranch.
Its one of the things they've done that's genuinely, properly pissed me off. It doesn't even blip up on the radar of the twitter purity troons who are pissed off with them for this and that, who are mostly concerned with landlordism, gun wingeing, 'settler land' abstractions and cult hierarchy bickering.
Occasionally the animal genocide gets a look in with their lefty and troon detractors, but shit like this- that actually blatantly happened, and is symptomatic of something significant; outside of internecine and interpersonal squabblings? (e.g, The Eternal ex-T4T rape/abuse claims)
Doesn't even register for em.

 

[Hecate]

Think you have me blocked (lol) so I can't reply directly, but traveling 6-7 hours to get somewhere in the united states is pretty common depending where you are. For reference that's about how long it takes to travel across Colorado west to east.

Europeans are funny