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- Jan 8, 2023
It should come as no surprise at this point that the posters on 4chan can be a bit strange from time to time, but it takes particular individuals of a higher autism status to ensure that they have a trackable name (and thus history) on a mainly anonymous site. From the furry menace of McCrummy of /o/ to the "Ribbonfag" of /tg/, there have been a cast of characters with aberrant behavior on nearly every board. This brings us to the subject of this thread.
Introducing Guardbro / Thomas Moulton:
Former US Army military police and current lolcow. Currently his whereabouts are Wichita, Kansas according to his Kickstarter (https://archive.md/BuQE5). Edit: his whereabouts are now pointing towards Benton, Kansas according to information on this site. Full address and phone number in link (as of right now this is unverified, but most signs are pointing to this being correct).
A Short History
Guardbro began as just another poster on the chins, hopping between boards such as /a/, /tg/ and notably /k/ in the early 2010s. The exact date he began posting is hard to say, in part due to the fact that "guardbro" can refer to posters who were in the national guard or who played the Imperial Guard faction in 40k. However, we can firmly tie his early existence on the site to the Writefag General thread on /k/ (https://archive.md/XDdch) in 2015 under the name "Guard", where he started writing stories about fucking women that were guns. A true visionary and way ahead of the gacha curve. His collection of early writings can still be found on pastebin under the name "TryAgainBragg" (https://archive.md/SZAOq). However, these works are not necessarily out there for the writefags of /k/, and won't be the main focus of the thread.
We can also trace his early existence to his Youtube channel "Guarbeardia Beardio" (https://archive.md/WmLYF) started in December, 2013. The content on this and his other channels "Guardbro's Field Desk" and "Guardbro's Field Radio" are about what you expect from somebody who'd probably run with the likes of Beansoy Queerly and does run with the likes of Neckbeardia; dreadfully boring. I would just like to state once more that while I do consider his creative endeavors subpar, these won't be the focus of the thread so much as the more disturbing facts concerning his story and the stories of those around him.
In the following years, Guardbro would become a bigger and bigger presence on /k/, even being involved in the organization of the grand gathering of autists known as "Nugget Fest", and overall enjoyed a growing respect and fame among his fellow /k/ommandos. This all changed after he tried policing language at the 2022 Nugget Fest, with reasons varying from the property owner not wanting to hear racial slurs to Guardbro grooming an allegedly barely legal vtuber.
Guardbro getting mad at being friendzoned by a VTuber lmao:
Whatever the reason, it's not as important as the details that came out later.
Nuggetfest 2023, in no uncertain terms, was hosted by a pedophile who went under the name "Big Dick" A.K.A. Richard Emil Christensten and a tranny under the name "Wirsty" with Guardbro helping the organizing.
Discord moderators, and especially 4chan discord moderators, being pedophiles isn't surprising to anyone. There could be an offshoot of the 4chan Thread solely about related Discord servers and it'd be in the thousands of posts very quickly. How this concerns Guardbro is that he was in the same server as BigDick and as more leaks regarding this pedophile's past posting more illicit things concerning Guardbro leaked too.
Guardbro being a lolicon in the same server as a guy signaling the fact he was a pedophile:
Guardbro confirming his REAL LIFE FRIENDSHIP with a pedophile:
Another lolicon Guard was associated with:
This would spark an even larger backlash against the once popular Guard and people would dig deeper into his real life dealings, including the fact that Guardbro was in a custody battle over his stepdaughter.
Guard confirming he went to court over this:
Him confirming this isn't the first time either:
To me, the biological father has excellent intuition. I certainly wouldn't trust a creepy faggot who dresses like this for views around my children:
The incident that kicked this battle off is unknown, though some anons in the numerous threads about Guard on 4chan say he drew porn in the same room as his stepdaughter, though the exact subject matter varies from pony porn to loli. Hopefully the claims that he actually did lose this battle are true. Edit: In Kanasas, court cases over visitation rights can go on for a year or 2 years with extension. He may still be fighting this case
Beyond all of this, Guard is just a creeper coomer and loser in general as his Xitter (https://archive.md/UCjMp) shows.
A compilation of typical porn addiction interspersed with half-hearted politisperging, paganism and the occasional "I totally hate lolicons gais!" (see above for proof he doesn't):
Of course Guardbro is incredibly sensitive to anything levied against him and is all about setting the record straight. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this very thread gets posted in his Discord server when it goes up. I wouldn't be surprised if we get some fresh meat accounts trying to introduce their own information and context. I invite them to do so, as I will continue to update this thread as more facts concerning him come to light. If any of the True and Honest posters here would also like to supplement the OP or give information on characters surrounding this man, it'd be greatly appreciated. God only knows how long this OP would be if it was also about the people surrounding him and the various Discord servers he had been in such as Fan/k/sia.
Guard sperging about people talking negatively about him and summoning his fellow degenerates in his Discord server, Valhalla Hill (most likely has Google Alerts set up for his name):
Social Media Links
Youtube Channels
Guardbro's Field Radio
Guardbeardia Beardio
Guardbro's Field Desk
His Xitter
His Kickstarter
His Ko-fi
Introducing Guardbro / Thomas Moulton:
Former US Army military police and current lolcow. Currently his whereabouts are Wichita, Kansas according to his Kickstarter (https://archive.md/BuQE5). Edit: his whereabouts are now pointing towards Benton, Kansas according to information on this site. Full address and phone number in link (as of right now this is unverified, but most signs are pointing to this being correct).
A Short History
Guardbro began as just another poster on the chins, hopping between boards such as /a/, /tg/ and notably /k/ in the early 2010s. The exact date he began posting is hard to say, in part due to the fact that "guardbro" can refer to posters who were in the national guard or who played the Imperial Guard faction in 40k. However, we can firmly tie his early existence on the site to the Writefag General thread on /k/ (https://archive.md/XDdch) in 2015 under the name "Guard", where he started writing stories about fucking women that were guns. A true visionary and way ahead of the gacha curve. His collection of early writings can still be found on pastebin under the name "TryAgainBragg" (https://archive.md/SZAOq). However, these works are not necessarily out there for the writefags of /k/, and won't be the main focus of the thread.
We can also trace his early existence to his Youtube channel "Guarbeardia Beardio" (https://archive.md/WmLYF) started in December, 2013. The content on this and his other channels "Guardbro's Field Desk" and "Guardbro's Field Radio" are about what you expect from somebody who'd probably run with the likes of Beansoy Queerly and does run with the likes of Neckbeardia; dreadfully boring. I would just like to state once more that while I do consider his creative endeavors subpar, these won't be the focus of the thread so much as the more disturbing facts concerning his story and the stories of those around him.
In the following years, Guardbro would become a bigger and bigger presence on /k/, even being involved in the organization of the grand gathering of autists known as "Nugget Fest", and overall enjoyed a growing respect and fame among his fellow /k/ommandos. This all changed after he tried policing language at the 2022 Nugget Fest, with reasons varying from the property owner not wanting to hear racial slurs to Guardbro grooming an allegedly barely legal vtuber.
Guardbro getting mad at being friendzoned by a VTuber lmao:
Whatever the reason, it's not as important as the details that came out later.
Nuggetfest 2023, in no uncertain terms, was hosted by a pedophile who went under the name "Big Dick" A.K.A. Richard Emil Christensten and a tranny under the name "Wirsty" with Guardbro helping the organizing.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Discord moderators, and especially 4chan discord moderators, being pedophiles isn't surprising to anyone. There could be an offshoot of the 4chan Thread solely about related Discord servers and it'd be in the thousands of posts very quickly. How this concerns Guardbro is that he was in the same server as BigDick and as more leaks regarding this pedophile's past posting more illicit things concerning Guardbro leaked too.
Guardbro being a lolicon in the same server as a guy signaling the fact he was a pedophile:
Guardbro confirming his REAL LIFE FRIENDSHIP with a pedophile:
Another lolicon Guard was associated with:
This would spark an even larger backlash against the once popular Guard and people would dig deeper into his real life dealings, including the fact that Guardbro was in a custody battle over his stepdaughter.
Guard confirming he went to court over this:
Him confirming this isn't the first time either:
To me, the biological father has excellent intuition. I certainly wouldn't trust a creepy faggot who dresses like this for views around my children:
The incident that kicked this battle off is unknown, though some anons in the numerous threads about Guard on 4chan say he drew porn in the same room as his stepdaughter, though the exact subject matter varies from pony porn to loli. Hopefully the claims that he actually did lose this battle are true. Edit: In Kanasas, court cases over visitation rights can go on for a year or 2 years with extension. He may still be fighting this case
Beyond all of this, Guard is just a creeper coomer and loser in general as his Xitter (https://archive.md/UCjMp) shows.
A compilation of typical porn addiction interspersed with half-hearted politisperging, paganism and the occasional "I totally hate lolicons gais!" (see above for proof he doesn't):
Of course Guardbro is incredibly sensitive to anything levied against him and is all about setting the record straight. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if this very thread gets posted in his Discord server when it goes up. I wouldn't be surprised if we get some fresh meat accounts trying to introduce their own information and context. I invite them to do so, as I will continue to update this thread as more facts concerning him come to light. If any of the True and Honest posters here would also like to supplement the OP or give information on characters surrounding this man, it'd be greatly appreciated. God only knows how long this OP would be if it was also about the people surrounding him and the various Discord servers he had been in such as Fan/k/sia.
Guard sperging about people talking negatively about him and summoning his fellow degenerates in his Discord server, Valhalla Hill (most likely has Google Alerts set up for his name):
Social Media Links
Youtube Channels
Guardbro's Field Radio
Guardbeardia Beardio
Guardbro's Field Desk
His Xitter
His Kickstarter
His Ko-fi
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