Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
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Someone posted a tweet about adam22 holding a game show on who gets to fuck his wife next and a certain lawyer chimes in.
Why are you censoring the names of everyone but Potentially Criminal? What kind of bullshit double standard is that?
But I'm more interested in what Rekieta said in the chat: how did Ty lose money off of the Vic case?
Because any client who was paying attention to how badly he malpractice the case left him for competent representation. Also his form was exposed by LawTwitter for being incompetent. Shortly after he embarrassed himself in the Anti-Slaap hearing he had to downsize his firm significantly.
All the sperging over Nick's Christianity gets exhausting. I know this won't play well with here in this thread, but it is pretty lame to complain that the guy who got his start as an off-shoot of Dax Herrera doesn't represent the Christian ideal. Like, no shit.
Makes it a lot easier to catch up with the thread. Been able to skip whole pages ignoring any post that mentions religion.
honestly was she really that bad?
Yes.
It might be “Karen farms” of me but I find nicks joke about Maya (maya kowalski correct?) to be absolutely abhorrent, and wasn’t funny at all. HOPEFULLY that fucked up situation never happens to one of his kids.
That joke made me want to grind Nick's big Jew nose off with a grinding wheel until the wheel was embedded into the middle of his weasel face with brain matter and bone chunks flying all over the place. It might be a good move to really talk up how disgusting that joke was in the thread so that Balldo doubles and triples down on it.
 
I knew it was edgy, I didn't know they were teenagers, fuck me.
If anyone were to tell me that that was recommended to him by Vito, or anybody else in Dick's crack pack, I'd totally believe it. The timing is about right.

Say what you want about Weebwars, but the Weebwars I knew had better taste than Redo of Healer.

I don’t actually know for sure, I’ve only engaged with her in this thread. It seemed to be because I provided the Faran drunk stream archive and for some reason needed to “call off Kalea”. Because you’re all Kalea and you answer to ME
Correct.

It's stupid.
 
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Seriously? For some reason I must have missed that. I think Ty's malpractice cost him more clientele than he'd like to admit. Not to mention his insufferable attitude he presented on streams and at public events.
It's down to Beard and Harris now and I only see one other attorney listed. I think it was around Covid he talked about having to downsize his firm and get rid of people. I suppose it could be argued Covid didn't help matter but Covid had been over for a while. And Beard's firm is still a lot smaller than it used to be.
 
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anyone were to tell me that that was recommended to him by Vito, or anybody else in Dick's crack pack, I'd totally believe it. The timing is about right.

Say what you want about Weebwars, but the Weebwars I knew had better taste that Redo of Healer.
I'd actually give nick the benefit of the doubt, for the simple fact that when it launched, 90% of people were clowning on this fan fiction tier edge fest anime, making youtube videos reacting to it, etc, and the other 10% actually tried grifting off the dumpster fire
 
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He seemed like an outsider to his own show in that moment. Frankly, from the other bits I saw, he seemed like an outsider on a lot of it.
Shut the fuck up Nick you’re out of your element!
He’s an adult pretender that can’t relate to anyone (especially practicing attorneys and the working class) aside from other trust-fund coomers, pedophiles and degenerates.
 
I'd actually give nick the benefit of the doubt, for the simple fact that when it launched, 90% of people were clowning on this fan fiction tier edge fest anime, making youtube videos reacting to it, etc, and the other 10% actually tried grifting off the dumpster fire
Maybe, but grifting off it doesn't seem that much better. It's a dogshit show with very little redeeming value. People are naturally gonna make inferences as to his taste from that.

If he wanted to go with something "edgy," that caused a lot of drama, he would have been better with Goblin Slayer. It's a far better written show. That one was controversial among all the snowflakes because it had a rape in the first episode, but I don't recall the victim being underage. It was also far less wish fulfillment, and more "goblins are bad." A second season started airing just last month.

Hell, Nick is even into D&D, and it's one of the inspirations behind the show.
 
We're talking the edgy rape show that's blu ray cover literally says "uncut uncensored ", right?
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Yes, exactly that one. I just watched the vid of nick and coomalot gushing over it while trying to shit on other anime. Even the thot coomalot rented felt uncomfortable while they were raving over the torture and rape
Ironically enough, the manga was made by a woman and it’s get a very sizable female fanbase in Japan.
 
Because any client who was paying attention to how badly he malpractice the case left him for competent representation. Also his form was exposed by LawTwitter for being incompetent. Shortly after he embarrassed himself in the Anti-Slaap hearing he had to downsize his firm significantly.

If I recall, Harris and Bullock were involved in local government and the spergs on KickVic brought some bad PR that might have motivated them to move shop. It was not like the pols actually practiced. It was more vanity than anything for the firm.

Beyond that, I have no idea what size business the firm does. It is a transactional law office that seems to cater to specifically families (if what I have sussed out from Beard and Nick is correct) they handle their assets and whatever legal trouble they have and get paid a retainer to do so. Outside that, it does not seem like they practice much. Do they even do immigration law?
 
If I recall, Harris and Bullock were involved in local government and the spergs on KickVic brought some bad PR that might have motivated them to move shop. It was not like the pols actually practiced. It was more vanity than anything for the firm.

Beyond that, I have no idea what size business the firm does. It is a transactional law office that seems to cater to specifically families (if what I have sussed out from Beard and Nick is correct) they handle their assets and whatever legal trouble they have and get paid a retainer to do so. Outside that, it does not seem like they practice much. Do they even do immigration law?
Only one of them was a state senator. Hughs I believe. Bullock jumped to a new firm during the time of the downsizing. The Christie woman lost her partnership during that time period as well and I don't see her listed with their firm anymore.

Well, we know they aren't capable of doing defamation law. Trial experience looks pretty sus too.

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Maybe, but grifting off it doesn't seem that much better. It's a dogshit show with very little redeeming value. People are naturally gonna make inferences as to his taste from that.

If he wanted to go with something "edgy," that caused a lot of drama, he would have been better with Goblin Slayer. It's a far better written show. That one was controversial among all the snowflakes because it had a rape in the first episode, but I don't recall the victim being underage. It was also far less wish fulfillment, and more "goblins are bad." A second season started airing just last month.

Hell, Nick is even into D&D, and it's one of the inspirations behind the show.
No the victim is of age or unspecified if I remember correctly. And the thing with Goblin Slayer is that GS kills the little green rapists without hesitation. Its not hot. The first episode was the pleb filter. After that, most of it honestly is just killing gobbos, saving women, and GS giving Doom Guy a run for his money in the rage department. S2 is just more. Nick going for Redo, and not the arguably more controversial show just kinda tells me he's into it.
Ironically enough, the manga was made by a woman and it’s get a very sizable female fanbase in Japan.
For once no. It's a guy
 
No the victim is of age or unspecified if I remember correctly. And the thing with Goblin Slayer is that GS kills the little green rapists without hesitation. Its not hot. The first episode was the pleb filter. After that, most of it honestly is just killing gobbos, saving women, and GS giving Doom Guy a run for his money in the rage department. S2 is just more. Nick going for Redo, and not the arguably more controversial show just kinda tells me he's into it.

For once no. It's a guy
Must have been thinking of another “controversial” anime.

The fanbase thing is still true though.
 
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I didn't even watch it, I just watched the circus around it at the time. Fucking 15 years old. Christ. You couldnt have found a edgy anime with all this shit where they were at least Adults Nick? Or hell, something similar, like Shield Hero, where yeah, Woman fucks Naufumi over, steals his shit, the country makes him into the badguy, but instead of, you know, raping her, he forces her to be called "bitch" and "whore" throughout the land after clearing his name. Good lord

I’ll bite the bullet and say that’s the wrong hill to die on.

The character ages is never brought up to the point that most of the people who have read or watched it didn’t aren’t even aware.
Out of sheer curiosity I’ve even read some of the original web novel(just as horrible btw but with even worse writing) and that also never brought up the character she’s.
And because it’s anime, these teenagers are drawn with very adult busty proportions. Really with the exception of the loli character, you could be forgiven for assuming they’re all adults.
But I also think getting on someone’s case because their waifu is an underaged girl is a losing battle. Adults in anime are rare, and the teenagers never look or act like teens. So really unless it’s a loli series, you won’t win much on the age side, best just to stick to the actual content for criticism, which again is a “I’m going to rape the people who raped me” story about a guy who rapes, deforms, and brainwashes everyone around him.


Maybe, but grifting off it doesn't seem that much better. It's a dogshit show with very little redeeming value. People are naturally gonna make inferences as to his taste from that.

If he wanted to go with something "edgy," that caused a lot of drama, he would have been better with Goblin Slayer. It's a far better written show. That one was controversial among all the snowflakes because it had a rape in the first episode, but I don't recall the victim being underage. It was also far less wish fulfillment, and more "goblins are bad." A second season started airing just last month.

Hell, Nick is even into D&D, and it's one of the inspirations behind the show.

Actually, goblin slayer’s characters are also all mostly teenagers and the victims of the goblin rape in the series are all under age. Again, this is anime we’re talking about.

No the victim is of age or unspecified if I remember correctly
This is correct. The only time age is specified is that the main character’s powers awaken when he “comes of age” which likely implies he’s 16 and it takes him a few months to break the brainwashing drug.
We also are told the wolf girl was strong growing up, but her power limit ended early which is why she ended up a slave as she got older. The loli girl is also the younger sister of the princess, and since the princess’s power had already awoken she may be 16/17 with the loli likely younger, but no one directly says how old they are.
 
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I’ll bite the bullet and say that’s the wrong hill to die on.

The character ages is never brought up to the point that most of the people who have read or watched it didn’t aren’t even aware.
Out of sheer curiosity I’ve even read some of the original web novel(just as horrible btw but with even worse writing) and that also never brought up the character she’s.
And because it’s anime, these teenagers are drawn with very adult busty proportions. Really with the exception of the loli character, you could be forgiven for assuming they’re all adults.
If it's not brought up why put their age at teenager.
But I also think getting on someone’s case because their waifu is an underaged girl is a losing battle. Adults in anime are rare, and the teenagers never look or act like teens. So really unless it’s a loli series, you won’t win much on the age side, best just to stick to the actual content for criticism, which again is a “I’m going to rape the people who raped me” story about a guy who rapes, deforms, and brainwashes everyone around him.
Adults in anime aren't rare. At all. Half the shows this season I'm watching have a adult cast or at the least primarily. Spy X Family, Apothecary Diaries, GOBLIN SLAYER, Frieren, the list goes on.
Actually, goblin slayer’s characters are also all mostly teenagers and the victims of the goblin rape in the series are all under age. Again, this is anime we’re talking about.
Tell me you haven't watched the show or read it without telling me.
 
I must be a Karen Farmer, because frankly, it's the most disgusting thing that Rekieta has said that comes to mind. It's definitely the only thing in Nick's lolcow speedrun that made me actually MATI rather than laugh at him.

He has finally crossed the line from defending Vito's humor to actively engaging in, uh, let's call it "Vito-style comedy". The child he was talking about was prepubescent and therefore clearly did not have any "fetishes".

It's "shock humor" in the sense that the "punchline" is that he is willing to talk about her in a degrading sexual way. Not funny.

Let me put it this way. If it was Vito who tweeted that out, it would go in the folder of screenshots of "jokes" that have stuck around and still haunt him years later. Period.
That joke really pissed me off too. When the discussion is about a child being abused or harmed, he should know better. Even a year ago, he knew how to empathize with hurt children. I'm starting to think that there really are holes in his brain, because he is losing the ability to understand what is the appropriate way to talk about child abuse.

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What was the joke he made about Maya?
The video is earlier in the thread, but it is also on Elissa clips

I first thought that there is no joke at all that would be appropriate about the situation, but maybe this one from Elissa's comment section
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The part about the diaper fetish joke that made my stomach turn was how quick he was with it. He couldn't have missed less of a beat with that joke if he was Buddy Rich himself. The look of sustained disgust on that woman's face really said what we're all thinking.
 
And the thing with Goblin Slayer is that GS kills the little green rapists without hesitation. Its not hot.
When I think of gratuitous nudity and violence I generally think Elfen Lied. I remember people being angry about Redo of Healer for like, a week, and then everyone stopped giving a shit. I honestly forgot it existed until it was brought up here.

As for GS, I agree with your assessment. Beyond the first episode it's mostly about killing green skins.
 
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