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I have a legitimate question.
Who, as a man, wipes their penis?

Full disclosure:
Not fully aware of why I got threadbanned here and for this post, (yeah, it could be because I'm just a big ole faggot and love gagging on dongs) but I did and... well, men don't wipe their penis.


I'm not looking for "good boy- you're unbanned"; just curious
 
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Sultan bin Jewstar said:
I have a legitimate question.
Who, as a man, wipes their penis?

Full disclosure:
Not fully aware of why I got threadbanned here and for this post, (yeah, it could be because I'm just a big ole faggot and love gagging on dongs) but I did and... well, men don't wipe their penis.


I'm not looking for "good boy- you're unbanned"; just curious
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I'll wash my dick off in the sink.
 
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Sultan bin Jewstar said:
I have a legitimate question.
Who, as a man, wipes their penis?

Full disclosure:
Not fully aware of why I got threadbanned here and for this post, (yeah, it could be because I'm just a big ole faggot and love gagging on dongs) but I did and... well, men don't wipe their penis.


I'm not looking for "good boy- you're unbanned"; just curious
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Because you're a man. If you're a man, it's an instant ban. If you're a woman and you don't agree with what's being said, also banned.

Why would a guy wipe their dick? The more stimulation you introduce, the more likely you are to keep pissing. Rubbing at the tip's an age old trick to getting over pee shyness. That being said, I'm not a fan of shaking it twice. I just dab a piece of toilet paper on the tip and that does the trick.
 
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Because you're a man. If you're a man, it's an instant ban. If you're a woman and you don't agree with what's being said, also banned.

Why would a guy wipe their dick? The more stimulation you introduce, the more likely you are to keep pissing. Rubbing at the tip's an age old trick to getting over pee shyness. That being said, I'm not a fan of shaking it twice. I just dab a piece of toilet paper on the tip and that does the trick.
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That tracks.

Not gonna lie, the dab sounds like you're wiping it, otherwise we're 10/10 friends
 
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That's what sucks about playing a male character when it comes to modding. One of the few exceptions is FFXIV which has been invaded by pooners making titty scar mods.
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As someone who always plays as a male character, I feel that. I find myself having to make my own mods a lot of the time.
 
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Ser Prize said:
Serious question: what goes through these women's heads when they decide to hop on a random cock?

I talked about it in the AI girlfriend thread but even the shyest, most 'socially anxious' woman seems entirely capable and willing of both finding strange dick and fucking it with zero hesitation, then bitching about it afterwards.

What do they get out of this? Like yeah, you had sex, but you know that you'll feel like shit the second he leaves. Am I overestimating women's capacity to feel guilt and shame here?
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But if that's true, then how do you explain all the angry femcels on this website?

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I mean it's the right hight
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Exactly, that's also why you should consider peeing in the sink. It's like a urinal, no chance of errant spray, it helps you mark your territory, save water, and dunks on women since they can't do it.

Really peeing in the sink is the free thinking man's choice.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
But if that's true, then how do you explain all the angry femcels on this website?


Exactly, that's also why you should consider peeing in the sink. It's like a urinal, no chance of errant spray, it helps you mark your territory, save water, and dunks on women since they can't do it.

Really peeing in the sink is the free thinking man's choice.
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It's a porcelain basin with water and soap nearby really is it all that barbaric?
 
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anustart76 said:
Ugly with unrealistic standards
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Like all things in the universe their never can he to ugly of a woman that no man won't at least try to shag it like wise a man no matter how ugly he is as long as he has the capital to do so will always find at least one woman willing to sell her self
 
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Because you're a man. If you're a man, it's an instant ban. If you're a woman and you don't agree with what's being said, also banned.

Why would a guy wipe their dick? The more stimulation you introduce, the more likely you are to keep pissing. Rubbing at the tip's an age old trick to getting over pee shyness. That being said, I'm not a fan of shaking it twice. I just dab a piece of toilet paper on the tip and that does the trick.
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A couple of Men are allowed to post in the thread. But as long as they stick to the narrative. Dyn regularly gets upvoted even though he's simply playing to the crowd. He probably finds it hilarious.
 
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