Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[LimeRikki]

Really, I feel a bit bad for her.

Don't. Thats how BPD monsters get their claws in you.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Mr. Johma uploaded a new video 2 hours ago and no one has cared to post it here yet lol. Could you have picked a less interesting topic Ian?

 

[JelloJerk]

New main channel video, you know what that means!

 

[LimeRikki]

New main channel video, you know what that means!

Wow, he did no editing to make her face look less blotchy. Her skin looks awful.

Also, Anisa muckbang to deathfat journey would be amazing. Keep eating chica, it makes you sooooo happy.

If she did muckbang content for OF she'd prolly make bank.

 

[Love Is Blue]

somehow Ian looks more retarded than before, pretty impressive

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Mr. Johma uploaded a new video 2 hours ago and no one has cared to post it here yet lol. Could you have picked a less interesting topic Ian?

I watched the first minute of this video and he somehow managed to make the Rottweiler more interesting than him, and I don’t even know or understand what made him want to talk about strip malls in 2023.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

what made him want to talk about strip malls in 2023.

Isn't it such a weird topic for the current year? Ripping on strip malls is like something Michael Moore would have done in 2006. It's such a dated topic everyone knows they suck.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

New main channel video, you know what that means!

Summary:

• Mukbang
  • Anisa finally gets her request to eat on the podcast
    • GENUINELY the happiest I've ever seen her, she's laughing and everything
  • Most base level observations from self proclaimed foodie/critic
    • "Oh it's soft, and like flakey. It's good. It has chocolate, 9/10" etc.
  • Idubbbz: "WOW that is a BASED croissant!"
• Tattoo sperg
  • IT WAS SO HARD for Anisa
  • Idubbbz comments Anisa can be in over her head when it comes to tattoos and her pain tolerance
  • idubbbz describes liking the process of tattoos, the pain and adrenaline rush that comes with getting it
  • Plugs how to view Anisa's tattoo on her instagram/twitter
    • BUT1!! be careful viewers, Anisa has HATERS and people left some nasty comments, so don't scroll down too much. For YOU(the viewer) to not get hurt????
    • Anisa wants you to know because she doesn't want YOUR day to be ruined...by mean comments about... her...????
  • Anisa thought to herself recently, "Why did I start getting tattoos?" her answer? "Oh I was bored lol"
    • idubbbz" YEAH OF COURSE, there's nothing wrong with that reason!!!"
    • I remember when she first got them, her reason was "My therapist told me to let go, and do what I truly want" or some bullshit
    • My tattoos are RAD actually because if I die, they can ID me from my tattoos
  • Anisa thinks "I've never seen criminals with tattoos descriptors before! does that mean people with tattoos commit less crimes?"
    • idubbbz agrees with her, mentions school shooters don't have tattoos, coincidence? I think not (what the FUCK are they talking about)
  • Anisa: "it's haram to get tattoos! muslim and jews can't get them"
• Dennys
  • One of Idubbbz' hobby is visiting different Denny's and rating their green drink
• Food
  • idubbbz opens with how he's used to very vibrant colored foods and Anisa acts like that's SUCH a wild concept. As if Canada is on a whole other planet or something
  • Anisa says she was culturally raised to mix her foods because she was culturally Lebanese and she thinks it's weird that Idubbbz' whiteness keeps food separate ie (meat, veggies, soup doesn't touch )
    • Anisa, you and idubbbz are separated by a small fucking border on the same continent, you are not some foreign exotic oriental wife.
• They tried tiktok trend crumbl cookies for the first time and hate the deceptive calorie sizing
  • Anisa: "this is why I hate eating out, the portions are too big!" (this bitch lmao)
• Anisa mentions her ex boyfriends three times in this video LMAO
  • Recalls a story where her last ex(akaadian) and her went to a Chinese restaurant. The portions were too big so they packed them up to go, but then forgot it when they left. So the worker chased after them to give them their food, but Anisa was so SOCIALLY RETARDED she tried to pretend she didn't know them. Said she couldn't return to the restaurant after that because she was so embarrassed.
  • Another story, different ex, a waitress chased after them because they didn't tip
• Anisa to idubbbz "you wouldn't understand sibling conflict because you only had 1 sister"
• Animal gore videos
  • Dane and idubbbz talk about watching videos where animals get eaten by other animals

very boring, idubbbz did good tard wrangling this time around and Anisa didn't have a chance to say outrageous shit, 2/10

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Mr. Johma uploaded a new video 2 hours ago and no one has cared to post it here yet lol. Could you have picked a less interesting topic Ian?

shows doggo for a minute
makes unfunny gasping jokes
went to LA and was interested in strip malls
he likes eating at strip malls
as ian gets older, he likes the idea of getting a massage, getting food, and doing karate all in one go
makes gay WoW joke when talking about the names of strip malls
ian spergs about the word shoppes
shouts out a instagram account that showcases strip mall signs
creates his own average stripmall sign in photoshop

he gushes about how much he loves laundromats which is really funny considering my experiences with them have been subpar at best

this is his perfect stripmall sign, he says he can get a tattoo while washing clothes
ian doesn't know what a PCP is (primary care physician)

ian's stripmall from hell

riveting fucking content ian

New main channel video, you know what that means!

interesting takeaways

anus: "i've been told if you use numbing cream on tattoos, it can fuck up the tattoo"
never heard of this ever and i've gotten a decent amount of tattoos. i've heard of people making fun of one another for using numbing cream but not "oh it can ruin the tattoo"

wat?

anus: "by the time i was hour 3 in, i wanted to quit and never come back"
did you not take breaks? hell even when my sessions are like 2 hours, sometimes I take a break cause after a while, the shit hurts lol

ian: "i like getting small tattoos because it hurts less and it's enough pain for me"
which is fine. if you like getting small tattoos, i don't give a fuck. however, it also depends on where you get tattooed. anywhere where your veins are present (like wrists), ribs, and areas of your body where the skin is thinner. it's going to hurt like hell. especially if you're getting a tattoo shaded.

anus: "i'd like for you to get your upper thigh/stomach tattooed"
anisa, that's where women get tattooed lol. i would never get those areas tattooed unless i was a faggot or other places were covered with other tattoos

anus: "if i die, people will recognize my body"
this is a really interesting statement to make. even ian acknowledges how fucked that sounds. anisa says "oh, well if i was missing or something, people will be like "oh it's that girl with the tribal tattoo"" not like you know, fucking DNA samples or anything. what a self-absorbed bitch

ian and anisa believe that tattooed people just don't commit crimes lol because you don't hear the police or some shit use "tatted person" as a descriptor

ian says "school shooters are usually clean skinned" completely ignoring cartel/gang members

anisa has to bring up her muslim faith to say "tattoos are haram", ian says in christanity, it's sinful. anisa asks if it's against christanity to get tattoos. i wanna say it's a sin, however I haven't been to church in like over 10 years at this point.

end of tattoo sperging

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Oh dear

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It doesn't look professional or amateur, just a bunch of stuff put in place.


This as a tattoo.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Must be nice getting money from idiots so you can get some autists doodle on your back. One of the best tattoo artist's in the world costs $100/hr (but by far not the most expensive) and he could do a better job passed out drunk. She wasted $17000 to get trash. Least people know where some of the money from their boxing thing went to.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

This just continues to push me deeper into my belief that there has never been a woman who's gotten a tattoo that wouldn't look better without it.

 

[frozen_runner]

This is what a formerly edgy content creator does when he realizes he can't offend anyone.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Anus's shitty tat cost $18 000

https://enjoytattoosla.com/products/deposit-for-back-4?variant=41982547755214

Full Back - The Last Chrysalis​

Default Title - Sold Out
When I look at this tattoo, it screams 'Austin Maples'! Since I was in my first years of tattooing I have wanted what I call an "unsigned signature"- I wanted people to look at my tattoos and know I did them without having to ask. I think this design accomplishes this without a doubt.
This back was a long process to figure out. I started with the snake designed and played with a lot of different options for alternative heads for the body to wear. I thought having a snakes body with an abnormal head would be a nice change that would offer a comfortable traditional look but bring something new and unique to the design.
This tattoo was designed to stand the test of time with its imagery and layout. I look forward to bringing this to fruition for one lucky person!
Final cost for this back piece is $18,000.
This back is to be completed in 4 - 5 all day (6 hour) sessions.
The total project cost will be divided into payments due at the end of each session.
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Shit like this is why I made a personal vow to never get a tattoo. Ever.

 

[Todd Weiss]

Calling it now: she's going to end up covering the bulk of her work with large blackout tattoos once the regret sets in; It's only a matter of time.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I keep coming back to this train wreck and it just keeps getting worse.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

I can maybe understand getting one or two small tattoos that has some kind of real significance to you. But I don't think anyone is going to convince me that treating your body like a high school doodle book is a good idea. I don't know how you don't feel shame paying some guy to draw on your tits or ass. It's amazing to me how openly women will talk about the butterfly tattoo they got above their pussy and think that's a totally normal conversation.

 

[JelloJerk]

@anisa_jomha_reciepts Thank you for your service . Did they not plug the OnlyFans or mention it at all? You'd think it would be the perfect time to do it!!

anisa has to bring up her muslim faith to say "tattoos are haram", ian says in christanity, it's sinful. anisa asks if it's against christanity to get tattoos. i wanna say it's a sin, however I haven't been to church in like over 10 years at this point.

It's a little complicated. A lot of people say tattooing is a sin because of Leviticus 19:28, but that passage refers to not cutting up/tattooing yourself for any pagan god. I believe (correct me if I'm wrong) that Leviticus has a lot to do with Jewish ceremonial law as well, so it wouldn't really apply to Christianity anyway. Still, I wouldn't say permanently scarring the body that God gave you is very Christ-like.

 

[sheep god]

sorry to be another tattoofag on this thread but anisa is exactly the type of woman who covers herself in american traditional/sketchbook tattoos because she has zero personality and zero connection to any designs that she finds interesting for herself, clearly incapable of not just picking something off the wall at every shop. that said, her tattoos are well done. they're well done because she pays an assload for them. that back piece was done by someone who clearly knows what they were doing but.. i don't for the life of me understand why anyone would want 19 year old school shooter's notebook drawings over their entire back. at that price point, and for that amount of pain... i mean, literally anything else would be better. at least its not some scratcher's work but phew. think she tipped her artist?