Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[Plague Flea]

There's that thing where one twin eats the other twin while still in the uterus. I think Andy only snacked on Dave and didn't clean his plate.

That’ll be another bit of family sabotage for Dave to complain about. They had it in for him before he was even born!

 

[Thumb Butler]

Dave is the world's longest-surviving parasitic twin.

 

[Pig Cups]

This is it, his 15 minutes of fame starts now.

Nah, his 15 minutes was when his anti-Trump tweets during 45’s reign got amplified, which helped him quite a bit as far as profile (lol) and cash donations.

Technically, I think it's his second 15 minutes of fame, after his brief stint on the talking head circuit as a "woman" with male-pattern baldness and a goatee back around 2015-16.

I mean, he was getting enough traction on CNN, Twitter, etc. at the time to get this thread made about him back in 2016.

Since the media was in hysterics and looking for anything to tar Trump with (to the point of pure fabrication), well…what better way to uplift the #RESISTANCE than to give a platform to a stunning and brave transwxmxn who’s clearly oppressed by literally hitler Drumpf?

I think for a lot of us, that was when Dave first showed up on our radars.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I think for a lot of us, that was when Dave first showed up on our radars.

Definitely. I knew who Dave was before I'd ever even heard of Kiwi Farms.

The way the media kept insistently calling him a "woman", with his suit and tie, goatee, and chrome dome, was also one of the factors that started me down the path to Peak Trans.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I don't think HRT makes you that much shorter.

There's that thing where one twin eats the other twin while still in the uterus. I think Andy only snacked on Dave and didn't clean his plate.

Dave was the inedible parts.

Also Dave has never been on HRT. He also doesn't do anything else (dress, etc...) to look like a woman. He's also straight. He is literally that meme guy, the one that says "I'm a woman! I'm also a lesbian!!" and does nothing else to be trans, brought to life.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Also Dave has never been on HRT.

He's been using the heart condition excuse for at least five years now. (Link | Archive) He brought it up again in his latest rant. Here's a clip for those that didn't have time to watch or read the whole thing.

I have disabilities. I can't work. I don't have any income really. I have a Patreon. I have a GoFundMe, but like, I haven't been able to work in years. I have way too many mental health issues, depression and PTSD and anxiety and so much trauma and gender dysphoria. I can't deal with it.

I can't transition, the hormones medically, the way I want to because I have this heart condition and I've had one heart surgery already to fix it and it didn't work and I want to do another one to fix it. And then once my heart is fixed, I can take ADHD meds again. I have ADHD also. It's debilitating. I can't get anything done. I'm a disaster.

Like, I just, I can't even keep up with simple things like laundry and like showering and brushing my teeth and like refilling my meds and stuff. It's just overwhelming. I can't do these things. Like I'm just, I'm like teetering on the edge of homelessness constantly and like, you know, affording food and just, I wasn't expecting all of this.

I moved back to Missouri because my parents offered me a place to live while I recovered from surgery and said that they would help take care of me and, you know, would charge me rent and so on. But it was just, they abused me constantly.

He's aware of how useless he's become, but I fear he's emotionally incapable of the introspection needed to get out of it.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

The cop brother looks normal. Is the twin a goblin like Dave or is it a Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito situation?

More like a Danny DeVito/The Penguin on meth type of situation.

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Edit:

I have disabilities. I can't work. I don't have any income really. I have a Patreon. I have a GoFundMe, but like, I haven't been able to work in years. I have way too many mental health issues, depression and PTSD and anxiety and so much trauma and gender dysphoria. I can't deal with it.

At this point I feel like if you can't describe yourself like this, your chances of getting a KF thread are very slim.

 

[lindsayfan]

I have disabilities. I can't work. I don't have any income really. I have a Patreon. I have a GoFundMe, but like, I haven't been able to work in years. I have way too many mental health issues, depression and PTSD and anxiety and so much trauma and gender dysphoria. I can't deal with it.

I can't transition, the hormones medically, the way I want to because I have this heart condition and I've had one heart surgery already to fix it and it didn't work and I want to do another one to fix it. And then once my heart is fixed, I can take ADHD meds again. I have ADHD also. It's debilitating. I can't get anything done. I'm a disaster.

Like, I just, I can't even keep up with simple things like laundry and like showering and brushing my teeth and like refilling my meds and stuff. It's just overwhelming. I can't do these things. Like I'm just, I'm like teetering on the edge of homelessness constantly and like, you know, affording food and just, I wasn't expecting all of this.

goddamnit i just posted this in another thread but it works even better here:

 

[Aunt Carol]

They could be identical twins, and Dave has done so much harm to his body with drugs, overeating and neglect that they look different now.

(or the "wonky nose" page from The Twits; that works too)

 

[Plum Smuggler]

He's been using the heart condition excuse for at least five years now. (Link | Archive) He brought it up again in his latest rant. Here's a clip for those that didn't have time to watch or read the whole thing.

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He's aware of how useless he's become, but I fear he's emotionally incapable of the introspection needed to get out of it.

All of that and Dave gets an in home caretaker 2 a week.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChronicPain/s/nO0ZHP4uDt

I have a feeling Dave is making some poor woman bathe him.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

All of that and Dave gets an in home caretaker 2 a week.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ChronicPain/s/nO0ZHP4uDt

I have a feeling Dave is making some poor woman bathe him.

That's why I have a major issue with him saying he is "disabled". No entity, clinical or otherwise, has declared him disabled in any capacity. If one is not designated as "disabled" by a qualifying entity, they aren't. "Disabled" has a very strict legal definition he does not meet. The only reason he had Medicaid is because he is a lazy, worthless, goblin who refuses to do any actual work, and as such, he is so poor, he qualifies for Medicaid. Anyone can do that, it does not require being disabled, just qualifying as a useless pile of crap is enough. If he was actually disabled, he'd qualify for Medicare under their disability clause in addition to Medicaid. That is good proof that no agency or entity recognizes him as disabled.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

This seems to have been retroactively featured. Here is the original 40 minute rant.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dave-danielle-muscato.20281/post-17118691

 

[FarmVille]

That's why I have a major issue with him saying he is "disabled". No entity, clinical or otherwise, has declared him disabled in any capacity. If one is not designated as "disabled" by a qualifying entity, they aren't. "Disabled" has a very strict legal definition he does not meet. The only reason he had Medicaid is because he is a lazy, worthless, goblin who refuses to do any actual work, and as such, he is so poor, he qualifies for Medicaid. Anyone can do that, it does not require being disabled, just qualifying as a useless pile of crap is enough. If he was actually disabled, he'd qualify for Medicare under their disability clause in addition to Medicaid. That is good proof that no agency or entity recognizes him as disabled.

There is not a strict legal definition of “disabled.” I don’t know where you even got that information from.

The definition from the SSA is as follows

The law defines disability as the inability to engage in any substantial gainful activity (SGA) by reason of any medically determinable physical or mental impairment(s) which can be expected to result in death or which has lasted or can be expected to last for a continuous period of not less than 12 months.

I would not find it surprising if Dave qualifies for ssa disability, assuming he ever made enough to qualify. He clearly will never be able to hold down a job.

 

[Preacher ✝]

This isn't surprising. Anyone who's been to college should know that moscato is for women and faggots.

 

[thediad]

Dave was the inedible parts.

Also Dave has never been on HRT. He also doesn't do anything else (dress, etc...) to look like a woman. He's also straight. He is literally that meme guy, the one that says "I'm a woman! I'm also a lesbian!!" and does nothing else to be trans, brought to life.

IMHO these people are no different than the ones who go on TikTok and pretend to have DID or Tourette's. Only difference is somewhere along the line it was agreed in this instance appropriating a mental illness was ok.

He's been using the heart condition excuse for at least five years now. (Link | Archive) He brought it up again in his latest rant. Here's a clip for those that didn't have time to watch or read the whole thing.

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He's aware of how useless he's become, but I fear he's emotionally incapable of the introspection needed to get out of it.

Doesn't explain why he doesn't even at least try to present as female.

 

[Trombonista]

Doesn't explain why he doesn't even at least try to present as female.

If he gets close to passing, he won't get "misgendered," and thus won't have an opportunity to play the victim while bullying others.

 

[Spunt]

This isn't surprising. Anyone who's been to college should know that moscato is for women and faggots.

And yet Dave, despite his best efforts to play pretend, is clearly neither.

 

[Bookwork]

If he gets close to passing, he won't get "misgendered," and thus won't have an opportunity to play the victim while bullying others.

I'm more optimistic, frankly. If he were to get close to passing, he'd be endlessly miffed at not getting Pretty Girl treatment and use that as a springboard for whining and bullying.

My recommendation would be to go the trans species route and get a frog outfit. Kermit built up a lot of goodwill in our culture, and though Dave would destroy some of that in just weeks, what remained would serve him well.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

There is not a strict legal definition of “disabled.” I don’t know where you even got that information from.

The definition from the SSA is as follows


I would not find it surprising if Dave qualifies for ssa disability, assuming he ever made enough to qualify. He clearly will never be able to hold down a job.

Yeah, that is one of the, and the main, legal definition for civilian Americans. It may sound simple, but do you have any idea how hard it is to prove "inability to engage in any substantial gainful activity"? Qualifying as "disabled" under the SSA definition is very difficult. People often have to fight for years to show they meet that definition with a competent lawyer to get qualified.

Dave will never meet the qualifying definition under the SSA. Choosing not to work because one believes they can't and are otherwise a worthless grifter with no real skills other than being a whiny piece of shit is not going to cut it with the SSA. You have to prove through physical, psychological, and occupational evaluations by people that are qualified by the SSA to perform those evaluations that you are incapable. These people are trained Jedi masters at discerning actual disability from bullshit. His acting, malingering, and Jedi padawan level bullshit is not nearly enough to get past these expert human bullshit detectors.

 

[Wodanaz]

fucking mesmerized by the way he keeps rubbing his massive forehead. absolute unit.