Fuck, marry, kill: femcel, pooner, coal-burner

[Skitarii]

The coal-burner is a single mother of eight and has ultra nigger AIDS. Plus she is a member of BLM and will force you to join if you marry her.

Pooner is pre-op but will call you a faggot forever if you fuck or marry her, and kiwi farms will instantly halal you and send your dox to the Taliban.

Femcel has pussy stank so bad that you will have to wear a P100 ventilator whenever you're around her, and if you breathe it in, you develop 40 years of male pattern baldness on the spot.

You cannot kill yourself.

 

[ilovejews]

Kill: myself

Fuck you.

 

[Skitarii]

Fuck you.

Before or after you kill yourself?

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm not desecrating my penis with this modern slop

 

[Red flaming panda]

Nah how about I fuck your mom, marry your sister and kill you instead

 

[draggs]

Why do you have to add all these extra things on to each one? They're bad enough already but no gotta add ultra nigger AIDS and you get gay opped and you lose your hair + nose raped. It's no fun when you tryhard to make each one the absolute worst possible

Fuck coalburner
Marry femcel
Kill pooner

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

fuck and marry the femcel
fuck and marry the pooner
fuck and marry the coalburner

 

[I'm Retarded?]

stay home and jerk off

 

[dick brain]

Fuck the femcel, now she's no longer a femcel, problem solved.
Marry the pooner, either fuck some sense into her or let her 41%, either way she's not a pooner anymore, problem solved.
Kill the coal burner. Problem solved.

 

[Product Placement]

Can't answer this without pics and more background info like ages and do they work.

What I'm saying is going full gold digger with this

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

fuck marry than kill all of them

 

[Kilo Riley]

Fuck the Pooner, as I am a faithful servant of Allah and once they realize that they are being told of a fellow follower of the Prophet (PBUH), they will let me go in peace. As well as this, I cannot be cancelled for smashing and dashing as I am a devout Muslim.

Marry the femcel. She's probably mentally ill on top of everything else, but as a true believer in the light of our most holy one, I can strike her with the rod of correction and mold her into a good, proper Muslim wife.

Kill the coalburner. I have no ulterior motivation for this, she just drew the short straw.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Kill the femcel. Seriously, you have to be a genetic fuckup to get so bad that you can't get laid as a woman and my heart and wallet are too small for that bullshit.
Fuck the coal burner. I'll just wrap it in a condom and leave. There's no way I'm going to stick around those nappy kids without a murder.
Marry the pooner. Dumb bitches are annoying and getting doxed with that thing won't really matter (seriously, I got doxed over pussy? Lol, lmao). I'll fuck it up the ass to make it feel like a real man and then I'll send them packing. They can get like half a sandwich from the divorce so it'll be worth it I guess (until I steal the sandwich).