Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

If this arc ends with Chantal going missing in Kuwait, they'll have to ask Smee for some of her photos to use on posters for Salah to totally distribute.
This doesn't even resemble her anymore.
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Sure she went shopping with Sally; sure she did. Exhausted and out of breath just sitting and showing crap. Betcha Sally has to put it all away now. Also a decided lack of chocolate. If she had gone there would have been tons of chocolate, unless she ate it all in the car on the way home.

ETA: Good god another eaiting video. Grab that cash Heffalump, bypasses don't buy themselves
 
This doesn't even resemble her anymore.
I love that the filters make her pupils look like a goats eyes. Gee, Chinny, your pupils sure are skinny!! Maybe having goatish eyes is what the handsomest man finds attractive?
Did she whiten her teeth in photoshop
Absolutely she did. She finally figured out that KF is back on the clearnet as demonstrated by her snarking about a farmer being stupid when it came to analyzing the handwriting on her anniversary card.
Hi Fatso! Hope you are using a good VPN!
 
Did she whiten her teeth in photoshop because people were making fun of them here yesterday? She looks like a sith lord, or maybe she’s just dying.

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I can never get over those big, meaty paws.

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Oh look Chantal, I can play with contrast and color levels too.

Also, you're on to something with the teeth. Look at this weirdness:
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Did she outline them in a lighter color? Lol
 
Holy cow, I'd honestly pay to see her blood sugar readings, especially after a fastfood funeral.
But this is totally normal you guys.
Gunt's glucose levels are skinny af and this is just a mere formality that slim people go trough as well.
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I really hope she's trying to control her blood sugar with diet, LOL.
For someone who thinks regular soda is healthier than diet because has less "chemicals" and have no clue carbs turn into sugar that will be an incredibly fun journey.
I'm sure Kuwait has a knock off, Chinese, Ozempic over the counter for 3KD.
 
The head angle and open mouth immediately called to mind the most antique of memes (no booly, I think this kitty is still adorable and Chantal is still icky)
Speaking of kitties, yesterday I binged the entire series “Fall of the House of Usher(highly, highly recommend) in which a cat with a Gucci collar made an appearance.

Worlds collide ya’ll.
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Too bad the new luxury fart SUV only came with an air-conditioned console, and not a passenger seat toilet like in those IBS medicine commercials.
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Goddamn I miss Fat Amy.

Good times.
 
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Why'd she buy a blood sugar monitor? Her blood sugar was 6 "recently" so she should have plenty a time to get skinny!
It's performative. She'll pretend that she's "doing something" about her health for a couple of weeks and then her blood sugar monitor and her blood pressure monitor will never be heard of again.
 
Worlds collide ya’ll.
Synchronicity:
the coincidental occurrence of events and especially psychic events (such as similar thoughts in widely separated persons or a mental image of an unexpected event before it happens) that seem related but are not explained by conventional mechanisms of causality.

That's a lot of words to say that the Universe leaves us little Easter eggs, and I love this one!
Thanks for my reminder that the World is a strange and wondrous place.
 
Am I losing my mind, or didn't she talk about Netflix and "Unsolved Mysteries" like two days ago?

We got it Fatty, you grew up on Unsolved Mysteries. We know. A lot of us also did. This is not unique to you.

She is really running out of things to talk about for someone with such a rich and fulfilling life and a doting husband.

How about you tell us about this "long road trip" you are about to take instead of recycling the Unsolved Mysteries shit for the millionth time? That would be WAY more interesting. Even if it is made up.

It is always a good idea to manically pound a platter full of greasy chicken and gravy before going on a very long road trip. Especially when you have been known to shit yourself in the car after a heavy meal.

Too bad the new luxury fart SUV only came with an air-conditioned console, and not a passenger seat toilet like in those IBS medicine commercials.

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With the talk of FFG planning to buy a house in cash, I think it’s very important to her to flex that Salad bought the car in cash.
She admitted in yesterday's livestream that the car was financed, not rented or leased. Claimed it would be fully paid for before the warranty runs out in 6 years.
So admitting to leasing or financing communicates that they don’t just have a wad of money available for this purchase.
Has she done a 180 since then trying to claim it was paid for in full?
Why'd she buy a blood sugar monitor? Her blood sugar was 6 "recently" so she should have plenty a time to get skinny!
She's going to use it to try to try to flex that she doesn't have diabetes. She'll test multiple times until she gets a low result (or test Salah and pretend it's her) to try to shove it to her haters. Won't matter either way, as random BGLs are meaningless in the diagnosis of diabetes. She either needs an HbA1c, or a glucose tolerance test.
It's performative. She'll pretend that she's "doing something" about her health for a couple of weeks and then her blood sugar monitor and her blood pressure monitor will never be heard of again.
She doesn't have a blood pressure monitor. She has a blood oxygen meter (a fingertip oximeter which she's shown) that also measures current heart rate. They are a small device that sits over the fingertip, used for people that have breathing issues...costs <$10. Salah's pharmacists sister probably comped her a free blood glucose monitor as well, as reps tend to hand them out to pharmacists to give away to people who can't afford them. The monitors are cheap, it's the tests strips that are costly. A bit like the old inkjet printers being dirt cheap, but the ink is expensive. Once you have a particular companies meter, you are locked into having to buy their strips.
 
Chantal chews the pickled garlic longer and more thoroughly than she does the rapid-fire, heaping forkloads of large chunks of potatoes and chicken. It's wild to me that she hasn't choked yet.
We speculate about what's finally gonna take this roach out--complications from diabetes, mega-fatty-footlong liver explosion, border-run plane ride embolisms or maybe just a plain old heart attack. I think choking on a swallowed-whole turd kabob should be added to the list.
Also, is she eating off a platter? Compared to her side plate, it looks like a platter as opposed to a dinner plate.
 
I'm going to try this again because I was pressed for time earlier. People here were talking about how weird it is that they prioritized getting a new car over furnishing their apartment with basic household items. My point is that being able to leave the country is their main priority and rightfully so. Thailand gave them a hard reality check about Chantal's mobility issues. Jetting off somewhere every three months isn't going to happen because of money (for the multiple airplane seats needed to fit Chantal's ass) and mobility problems. Taking a bus across the border probably isn't an option because of Chantal's weight. A short-term car rental—like the kind you would get for a vacation—might have rules in the contract against taking the vehicle out of the country, plus it's money that could otherwise go toward owning or leasing a vehicle. So owning/leasing a new vehicle that could handle long trips across the desert was likely their best option for future border runs. Or at least that's probably how they justified the purchase. Sure, Salah probably wanted an upgrade anyways, but the main impetus was being able to do the next border run. I wouldn't risk using a beater to drive across the desert, either.

Maybe they got the new SUV in anticipation of having to make future border runs. Or at least that was probably the justification.
 
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