Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[A-Stump]

The summary of @glass_houses post, interpreted for normal people:

He is a retard

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

>"I don't want material things"
>"I want a fixed floor"

Pick one

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Don't they have bucket-type contraptions for this purpose?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Don't they have bucket-type contraptions for this purpose?

They do, but the level of planning involved in getting a bucket to shit in is above and beyond these nincompoops.

It's not that Pissa can't... (and the same goes for Joh!!! of course)

I imagine he may very well be shitting into grocery bags at this point, because why spend the money on hefty bags.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It's really endearing watching people new to the Campbell's pipe up with reasonable solutions to their problems, but it's as effective as trying to show a dog a card trick.

If you were to apply traditional Polissa Campbell logic to solving the bag shitting conundrum, you'd fill an amazon wishlist with name brand garbage bags and a 300 dollar rainbow bedazzled poop scooper. Then you'd make a tiktok begging for cash and calling out your haters.

The Campbells are like a cracked and broken plumbing system rotting beneath a dilapidated trailer in the Alabama woods: don't try to change them, baby. They've been like this long before they came to our attention, and they're going to die like that.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I don't mean to seem like I care about material things, like Mello Yello. I just want running water so I don't have to shit in a bag! Woo!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Oh noes, fam!

Going here:

The only link to her Amazon wish lists is the 'fill the cauldron' link. But clicking it...

Pissa, how are we to buy your diabetic hubby Hefty bags if you no longer have a publicly available wishlist?!!?

 

[LeChampion1992]

Sorry you live in a house with rotting floors but going to have to grab a job and work like everyone else.
Maybe force your fat broad of a wife to help you for once instead of whine about how hard it is to be fat. You could always move tools around at least.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

>"I don't want material things"
>"I want a fixed floor"

Pick one

Floors are made of ether and Joh's transient desires. He probably still believes in Santa and Christmas miracles.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Floors are made of ether and Joh's transient desires. He probably still believes in Santa and Christmas miracles.

No help came!!!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Why shit in a plastic bag, much like those awful doggie doo bags? Shit at least naturally degrades unlike plastic, you are forever encasing shit in plastic which is retarded. Dig a hole you lazy fuck. Cats have better manners and they are generally rude as fuck in most other areas.

Floors are made of ether and Joh's transient desires. He probably still believes in Santa and Christmas miracles.

The gummit owes him a new floor and or house.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I hope this at least ends the “Joh can do better than Polissa” arguments.
Can’t drive
Can’t hold down a job
Shits into a garbage bag
Posts about shitting into a garbage bag on Facebook

You forgot:

>has a terrible temper
>fecal matter under nails

I think it's pretty terrible to expect Polissa to be a wife to him, whatever that means to them.

 

[Say What Now?]

The feature reminds me of something the cleaning guy on Hoarders once said when inspecting some hovel where the plumbing was either nonfunctional, or the way into the bathroom was inaccessible due to clutter.
To paraphrase: " We are all just a few bad life-choices away from shitting into a bucket and finding nothing wrong with it."

It was Matt Paxton and it was "we're all just four or five bad decisions away from shitting in a bucket"
He had a podcast for a while called "5 Decisions Away" and it was snarky and NSFW but he got a little high on his own farts.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Why shit in a plastic bag, much like those awful doggie doo bags? Shit at least naturally degrades unlike plastic, you are forever encasing shit in plastic which is retarded. Dig a hole you lazy fuck. Cats have better manners and they are generally rude as fuck in most other areas.


The gummit owes him a new floor and or house.

The cats piss & shit all over everything inside including his pillows so Joh shits outside.

 

[one_time_user]

So very glad that the man who lives in an animal hoarded shithole with no ability to bathe and has to shit in a bag outside is a FOOD SERVICE WORKER

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Don't they have bucket-type contraptions for this purpose?

Buckets were more our Kyttie’s thing. We miss her and hope her daughter is ok.

going on kiwifarms and telling people about your ass napkins?

Oh sweet summer child, as mentioned Joh made an appearance here once. It was very funny and we’re all apparently New York basement dwellers.


I just wish I could remember what page it was on.

 

[Angry New Ager]

>"I don't want material things"
>"I want a fixed floor"

Pick one

To be fair, wanting a floor that's not going to collapse under your feet, or working indoor plumbing, are pretty basic needs, and I don't think it's materialistic to want them.

Unlike, say, one's useless fat bitch wife's desire for a $200 decorative garden cart to wheel down the street, and enough Halloween candy to fill it, so she can make a big public display of how awesome she is. That Polissa was begging for that, while at the same time her husband is reduced to shitting in bags and trying not to fall through the floor of their dilapidated trailer, makes her so much more hateable than him. She could have begged for $200 worth of subflooring—$200 would get them about eight sheets of OSB, if they can find a relative with a truck willing to haul it for them. But no, winning a costume contest was apparently what her soul wanted, and thus took priority.

He's pathetic, but sometimes, I swear, she's outright evil.

 

[glass_houses]

Where are the cats?

Are they with Polissa in her nan's house or are they still in the trailer with Joh?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Where are the cats?

Are they with Polissa in her nan's house or are they still in the trailer with Joh?

If we're lucky they all escaped and have become semi-feral in the woods of the "family land".

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Buckets were more our Kyttie’s thing. We miss her and hope her daughter is ok.

Oh sweet summer child, as mentioned Joh made an appearance here once. It was very funny and we’re all apparently New York basement dwellers.
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I just wish I could remember what page it was on.

It happened on page 73!

Honestly the whole Cow Tipping 1.0 episode is kino. Joh complaining to Null is definitely peak kek, but so is Josh threatening to kill Kiwis with machetes, Polissa recruiting tech witches to take down KF, and calling the cops on Null for bullying her. And that's only some of the shit that happened. I'd recommend newbies to read from page 1 (or at least OP), but warping straight to page 68 (preferably after reading OP) wouldn't hurt either.

I need to update OP anyway, but it's still a decent primer on who the Campbells are as people and lolcows IMO.

edit: @glass_houses I think she took Lurch and Dobby with her because Lurch is still a kitten and Dobby has always seemed to be Polissa's favorite. Pretty sure Salazar is still suffering in the trailer, if she's even still alive. I don't know about the other cats. I've seen Wednesday and Gomez cameo a couple times (including outside), but I don't think they actually live at Grandma's full time? Unless Granny Bets decided to have 13 animals in her crowded home on top of taking her granddaughter in. Never saw what happened to Penelope, Matilda, and Sabrina after the initial "take my cats" post. Assuming it's still 11 cats for now.

Polissa is currently in her "bury her head in the sand" phase of discussing her current situation beyond "muh finances," so best we can do is read between the lines until Joh inevitably tard rants again on Facebook. My guess is Pissa took two, maybe three of her favorite animals, and left the rest with Joh in La Casa de la Caca.