DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Will Phil drive Kat to work again this stationary Friday?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Will Phil drive Kat to work again this stationary Friday?

Does Burger King still owe Phil an apology?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

wasnt he caught spanking it to something embarrassing for him like BBC porn?

 

[Love Is Blue]

I'm pretty sure there was an 'incident' where some black dood wanted to use DSP's laptop and apparently he found porn on it, and if you read between the lines it was likely the kind of porn that fetishizes black doods(I'm going off of memory here.)

The second was when a FGC member who was a gay dude who later popped titty skittles caught DSP jerking off, and DSP held a grudge against him for a long time and posted a lot of vitriol that included 'hateful language.'

I personally believe DSP wasn't being extra toxic towards that person because he was caught, but because of what he was caught jacking off to - black doods.

Just a personal theo theory of mine. His obsession with T and the way he described that black kid who went to high school with him. but maybe 'it's not that deep, bro.'

he really killed T out of jealousy

 

[PenskeMaterial]

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Yep. Also I'm hammering X to gout on it being straight porn. 'white chick' my ass.

but you know what, if there was a woman, why are you watching interracial porn, DSP? Are you putting yourself in the shoes of the black guy because deep inside you want to be a black stud like that high school kid you complimented(or T), and not an oddly shaped polack with a small dick?

 

[Gramh]

And that kids is how he got the nickname DarkSydePhil.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

But he ain't gay.

phil is 100% gay. he doesnt laugh it off when people call him gay, he ignores it completely because he knows its true. instead he'll bring up how people call him "asexual" and laugh that off because he knows its not true.

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didnt he at one point also put a naked black dude on his website?
phil is definitely gay and loves negroes

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Jesus Christ the nail bites whenever he sees a black dood are him subconsciously signalling that he's aroused, aren't they? Disgusting!

 

[Gramh]

Jesus Christ the nail bites whenever he sees a black dood are him subconsciously signalling that he's aroused, aren't they? Disgusting!

He did get a little caught up in LTG's peanut butter complexion.....which would lead to the weirdest cow crossover and probably break the farms.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

That emasculation by Leanna cut him deep. It makes you wonder if this was the thing that set him off on his "machoor adult" kick instead of "the incident", or it was a combination of both of them.

Either way Phil, you're still retarded.

We can all agree that he is retarded.

 

[Lord_Point]

didnt he at one point also put a naked black dude on his website?
phil is definitely gay and loves negroes

He did AND its archived by the way back machine so there is undeniable proof he did it! (under the disclaimer section)
https://web.archive.org/web/20041009164646fw_/http://www.top-haters.com/main.htm

Next person to interview phil should really hammer him on that point and watch him squirm. Where did you get that picture? Was it common for you to look for pictures of nude erect black males? Did you have this particualr nude black males permission to rehost his content? As you know phil rehosting khantent without permission is a serious crime.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

https://web.archive.org/web/20041009164646fw_/http://www.top-haters.com/main.htm

In short, you're not going to see DSP, or Phil Burnell, the King of Hate, or Darksyde Phil, or WhoaMoses, or "the guy who got punked by Jaha," or Monkeyspank, or anything else at ECC. You're going to see the most determined player you've ever met. Don't take me lightly anymore. I'm not a one-team wonder or a Cable whore anymore. I'm just a man, a player giving everything he's got to win.

[...]

I'm hungry. Hungrier than ever before. And at ECC, I'm going to FUCK YOU UP.

This man was 22 years old when he wrote this

 

[Japs_eye]

Dave's insecurity towards Asian women is never not funny. Remember, I think during wo long, when he made some creepy joke about an Asian woman looking like a little boy or something LMAO. And now even his beloved yahkoozah games are tempting him with eastern style feminine wiles.

It's funny because the hostess girls are pretty tame in comparison to the streets full of "VIP rooms" in basically every city. I hope the next game has a soapland segment

 

[Iron Hamster]

Will Phil drive Kat to work again this stationary Friday?

yes. He needs the drama and pitybux

he really killed T out of jealousy

 

[Somecatchyname]

So, weird how Phil freaks out about sex in games but literally has a degenerate so disliked in his community full of other degenerates that he literally screams at them not to pick on him. This same degenerate fuck also had a playlist featuring young children. Lets also not forget he answered a question from one of his degenerate dents about incest which was basically just trying to get him to say incest is okay. But, yeah sex and sexual jokes between consenting adults, get that shit out of here. But, letting a degenerate dents ask creepy and gross questions about incest and allowing a pedophile to just have free reign in your community totally fine. I swear if breathing wasn't a reflex this dumbass and his dents would have died already.

 

[RougeRed]

And that kids is how he got the nickname DarkSydePhil.

No, that's how he got the nickname "MonkeySpank"

 

[Lord_Point]

So, weird how Phil freaks out about sex in games ... Lets also not forget he answered a question from one of his degenerate dents about incest which was basically just trying to get him to say incest is okay

Slight correction, phil freaks out over heterosexual sex and women wearing anything sexier than sweatpants. When he sees male nudity or male on male sexuality hes as pleased as a Pig in shit.

Its really telling that phil ignores the pedophile in his community, had a weird diaper fetish furry for a mod, and refused to condemn incest as being morally wrong. Yet a woman shows a little more cleavage than none at all and suddenly phil is moral fagging about maturity and adulthood.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Per TBS, a viewer contacted Jenna and confirmed she is not the one Keemstar (allegedly) spoke to.

No real evidence provided aside from a "Trust me bro", but also why would this person in the community lie? Also is there some kind of NDA? If there is an NDA, do you believe a crackhead would actually follow it?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

or the simpler conclusion: Phil is a massive faggot

As much as I find the "Phil is a secret faggot" theory funny I'm pretty sure gay guys don't recoil in horror at the very sight of women. Also wouldn't he be doing the opposite if he was closeted? Like overcompensating by pretending to love tits??

 

[Gramh]

DSP being gay would be funny and if you ignore some stuff it occam's razor's out nice. Philbert being petrified of women like an incel, also funny. The reality is mundane and stupid, his career as an internet personality is in a constant state of tanking and he kept getting BTFO of joining managed partnerships like Curse because he wasn't advertiser friendly. So instead of doing anything that would take actual work to become a good boy in the eyes of Youtube and sponsors he just went 180 on his previous mannerisms and now if it's bobs and vagene he's crying about it, we went from last nazi in the universe to poo poo pee pee jokes, and you can tell how much he wanted that to save the business because of how much he protests that he's not that drama sexualized racial humor guy anymore, he's chill and fun now and you can be chill and fun with him and give him positive support for his chill fun vibes.