Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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This guy, somehow stumbled over him on Musk's midlife crisis app. Everything about this screams weirdo off their meds. There's videos, tiktoks, a manifesto on mediafire, and more from the self proclaimed reincarnation of the first human.
 
Look at that Maniac grin. You see Noel lacks two things when it comes to lions. First, he's been around them so long that he no longer fears them. That fear is what a reasonable human has towards something dangerous, it's instinctual. Not having that fear means he can do things like this. The second is imprinting emotions onto the Lions. Noticed how he called the lions "your Uncles" in the video? He has an emotional attachment to an animal. People form it with dogs, horses and the like all the time. But it's a one sided connection because the human only thinks what the animal wants. That is the core lesson of Kemono no Souja Erin, humans imprint emotions onto animals but animals don't imprint back, not in the way humans expect them too. It's why rottweiler owners are shocked then they find their toddler mauled for instance.
So Noel has no fear and treats the Lions like his family, enough to drag his actual family into the film and to also get mauled.
It does depend on the animal to some extent and it's perfectly possible to form mutual emotional bonds with some animals, provided you understand the way they think and correctly interpret the signals they give out, which are not human ones, and communicate with them on their terms in a way that they, not you, understand. Essentially you have to translate from dog/cat/bird to human and back again, because the animal probably doesn't have the thinkin' meats to do that itself. People who treat their pets as small humans are asking for trouble. People who treat motherfucking lions as people are asking to get eaten.

Big cats vary a lot in their temperament as well. Cheetahs are basically giant house cats who like to cuddle, purr and get scritches, and it's perfectly possible to sleep with a pack of them and be perfectly safe provided you're not a complete idiot. Lions usually aren't interested in people either way, but if you piss one off it will kick your ass. Tigers see you as lunch and are always, always, waiting for the right opportunity to eat your face, as those two idiot Vegas magicians found out.
 
One of my favorite discoveries is AnoneySnufftan.

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His X replies are generally pretty funny.
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But if you thought it stopped at TwiXer, you'd be wrong! He's got a Reddit account as well

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Just to give you a taste of what his comments on here are like lol

Here are some of the banger titles he whips up for his posts:
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The comments are about what you would expect

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wait
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what's that!?
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look for it on store shelves near you lol

I also think he has a favorite sun tan lotion since this is the only like, branded bottle I was able to find in his art.
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Poe'sLaw on Twitter is worthy to be a cow.
He's a rich, and from a wealthy family, 20s something black dating guru obsessed with comics and is constantly humble bragging how He's such a ladies man or a great writer.
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He constantly has instances of sticking his foot in his mouth by not understanding the plight of "the poors" and then has to backtrack and "apologize"
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He works for his Mom as an HR rep from home and blows 5k a month going to clubs ect, and 1.6k on Uber in the same month but doesn't consider himself wealthy or well off.

Not to mention he's most well known on Twitter for posting death videos and being a self-proclaimed Sociopath who admitted to torturing animals as a child.

He was also featured on an episode of The Dick Show, and runs his own nothing burger podcast.
 
i am a part of a small discord server where theres this 20 yr old european or turkish artist who is an adult that grooms a 12 yr old indian boy to huff solvents.

he (or she?) talks about their comics project about chemistry while whining about his life. , how he cant study what he wants or make a home lab

before all that persons reddit account and his weird website was discovered in a larger dc server. autistic and obsessed with dry cleaning. admitted huffing solvents to knock himself out. doesnt mention anything about being male or female so im assuming its a tranny.

just a few days ago , this persin groomed a 12 yr old indian home chemisti nto huffing a common solvent dichloromethan. i think he convindces him to huff chloroform sometimes.

i would like to create thread for him but im scared of getting doxxed 'cuz it all happened in a smaller server and i dont know much english enough
 
Update on ZeniGundam.

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It seems like he's fully changed his life around and deleted all of his old videos.

He's survived the transplant. He's on the road to recovery, and he plans on finishing his English degree after he's back to good health.
I'm glad to see this, and see him claw his way out of his 10+ years of lolcowdom. If this keeps up, he might be one of the very small handful of lolcows covered on this site who've redeemed themselves.

Treasure a sight like this, it's very, very rare.
He's back. I just came across him defending a pedo that had been stalking a 12 year old girl.

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The video he is commenting on

His YouTube currently has 16 new videos added this year, the rest all being from 3 years ago.
 
I was going to type up a full novel about this tweeb Tranny who pretends to be Inuyasha… but I'll let this screencap speak for itself:IMG_3127.jpeg
She legally goes by “Inuyasha Takahashi” in the USA, apparently

Link to her Youtube
Facebook group

All I can find for now. I get the feeling there's a deep rabbit hole ahead
 
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Here's a funny one I knew about for a while: andy's cats and THX cinema lab


He's a british boomer former projectionist with a home cinema that's the Mr Plinkett of Home Theatre Sound Systems. He a-logs blu-ray nearfield remixes to the point of filming multiple videos of himself throwing 20 blu-rays into a box of cat litter.



He also uploads tons of random other crap on his channel like cat videos and home theatre tests. Weird thing is that he does have some good points, since a lot of blu-ray transfers do suffer from bad video and audio, but his weird autistic behavior is really funny to watch, though you have to sift through his frequent uploads to find the gold nuggets.
 
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