Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm disappointed about Judy Gemstone. Aside from the occasional wander down madness lane, I generally enjoyed her posts.

She should just stop pretending and outright alog Nick right in here. So what if he reads his own thread? Even if she's got no eggs any more, at least have the balls to hate on Nick openly

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that why they signed Jimmy Dore?

Like I know Dore got tossed out of TYT, but I am under the impression his politics are still very lefty.

Others have explained and expanded. Dore is another victim of the Overton Window.

In other words, the money lost due to their business operations is adding up at a pace of about $13,000,000 per month. That massive warchest of cash would probably only give them a couple years of runway at their current levels of expenditure if you consider things like interest from their remaining cash on hand.

A fair assessment. I'm used to seeing tech companies with 8-9 figures of debt and liabilities. Seeing one with cash and assets on hand is refreshing, even if the direction it's headed in is towards doom. Feels like election cycle 2024 will make or break Rumble. Peter Thiel may be rich, but even his pockets aren't bottomless.
Edit: a word

 

[Harm]

Phew, it's a good thing we figured this all out after @Geared Chris finished summarizing all of those streams for us.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

She should just stop pretending and outright alog Nick right in here. So what if he reads his own thread? Even if she's got no eggs any more, at least have the balls to hate on Nick openly

She did for a time, but her account was thread-banned (or more) for spergery.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Probably sufficiently told off unless something else happens. We’ll see another sock soon enough…

Provably Right

 

[TheButcherknight]

Man, I knew middle aged women could be weird -- what with the hormones and all -- but who the fuck has the time and energy? How would you decide whether this was a Judy Gemstone post, a Montashaft post or a LumberLicker post?

It's a little bit sad too. How little does someone have to have in their lives to devote *so* much of their energies to obsessively posting about your parasocial crush and his orbiters that they keep six or seven accounts on the go.

Ya it all was too fucking gay for me. Laugh at drunkard but stop shitting the thread up.

 

[nym]

Wow, using half-dozen accounts used to reply to himself minutes apart as if they're separate people. What a psycho.

I'm fucking tired of you two whores controlling the thread with your endless amount of aliases.

I guess that bit of projection should be a dead giveaway.

(Oh right, I'd missed that it was essentially confirmed to be Faran. That explains everything. I coulda told you she's nuts, from personal experience in fact.)

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Faran always gave me crazy vibes even when she was still hanging out with all the lawtube people but this level of reaction makes me wonder if Balldoman gave her a personal demonstration of the balldo before ghosting her and now she full on BPD off her meds crazy about him

 

[Thugnificent]

You're 100% correct in how you recall it going down. I try to be generous to the former fans of Rackets here as some are good people, but I still don't understand how they didn't catch onto this other than political blind-spots. Nick said a lot of things people wanted to hear at the time, so maybe that's why the obvious hypocrisy was overlooked.

To be fair, I had no idea who the fuck Ralph was at the time except that he was some weirdo that hated Nick for grimacing at the fact he sharted himself on stream, a lot of these "sektour" guys like Juju the Cow, were mostly mysteries to me and I imagine others. Similar to how most of Nick's current audience have no idea who Vic is.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Only his grandparents are dead. His dad shows up on chat pretty regularly and has a YouTube channel.

He has not been shouted out in about a year. I do not watch rhe chat, so no clue if he still watches.

We could be picking up disenfranchised wine moms (or wine aunts) from Nick's locals. We saw how much they shitted up Nick's locals. It would suck if they came here and shitted things up.

At least Susanna would be recognisable by her inability to spell or form cogent thoughts.

Below are all but one of the new ladies he's following.

Nick is just disgusting at this point. He's taken thr deco structure of his faith and morals to a degree where there are practically no rules. I have seen this before: the child who grew up in a strict home becoming a hedonist out of resentment.

I know who the fuck you both are. AND NO... I'M NOT CYNTHIA. In fact, I'm much closer to the cow than you think. You have zero idea who the fuck I am and frankly...

Lol! Aged like milk.

If you ladies need internet OPSEC consults from a professional, my hourly rate is reasonable. Girls have to stick together, after all... right?

You're 100% correct in how you recall it going down. I try to be generous to the former fans of Rackets here as some are good people, but I still don't understand how they didn't catch onto this other than political blind-spots. Nick said a lot of things people wanted to hear at the time, so maybe that's why the obvious hypocrisy was overlooked.

It was what we wanted to hear. Nick had a good 'us vs. them' setup that many were willing to ignore warning signs.

Man, I knew middle aged women could be weird -- what with the hormones and all -- but who the fuck has the time and energy? How would you decide whether this was a Judy Gemstone post, a Montashaft post or a LumberLicker post?

It's a little bit sad too. How little does someone have to have in their lives to devote *so* much of their energies to obsessively posting about your parasocial crush and his orbiters that they keep six or seven accounts on the go.

The epic plan was likely that they would use rotating accounts and multiple people would use the same account. No patterns! Perfect security! People will just think that they are schizo.

This has been tried and proven to be a crock many times on the internet, and not only Boomers try it.

Maybe, but the majority of those accounts are on a single network. There's one person doing most of the work (from Northeast Illinois) and maybe three more who will sign in to their accounts after they've created and established them (one from central Indiana, another from Los Angeles, and another from northeast Virginia). They're all used by someone from Illinois though.

They will definitely change their behaviors now that I've outed them, so you should be aware that moving forward I won't be able to make any assumptions like this. So like I said before, ignore and report.

Oh, this has tickled my autism for data... A lot of people have put out information about themselves.

I (may) have such spreadsheets to show you...

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I asked the boys down at the lab over at Bing to create some visualizations to help suss out this sussybacca:

Cynthia:


Faran:


Spectre:
No one gives a shit

Based on my laughter at said simuflations, my guess is Faran!

 

[A Real Munson]

Say what you want about Ron Soye, and how pathetic he looked during deposition, or how much of a scumbag he is for having perpetrated lies on Vic and effectively terminated any future job prospect for the guy in the anime voice acting industry. Ralph has more evil in his pinky finger than Ron the snack tray cuck has in his entire being. A fact that was well known to anyone in the Sektur at the time.

My timeline might be off, but most of the Kick Vic stuff, depo, etc. happened a year or more before the corn comment. At that time the Gunt was still a drug abusing, female-cop-swinging-on, loud mouth piece of shit, but he wasn't a deadbeat dad, and wasn't known to abuse his wives.

Ron Toye was credibly accused of beating one wife and both of his ex-wives said he was a manipulative psychologically abusive piece of shit. He threatened judges a judge and I vaguely remember him threatening to kill someone's dog. Ron Toye was not just a harmless soy boy cuck.

Nick was always a hypocrite and the signs of his degeneracy were there. People definitely looked at him with a halo-effect. However, the specifics of your criticism don't mesh with the facts.

Edit: To my knowledge it was only one judge. I didn't want to double post for a correction.

 

[Harm]

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[AltisticRight]

I asked the boys down at the lab over at Bing to create some visualizations to help suss out this sussybacca:

Cynthia:
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Faran:
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Spectre:
No one gives a shit

Based on my laughter at said simuflations, my guess is Faran!

Make one with a fat stolen valour slurping up disgusting microwaved Mac and cheese.

I grab Stouffer's Mac n Cheese and throw it in the microwave. I am clearly the next Emeril.

 

[nym]

I try to be generous to the former fans of Rackets here as some are good people, but I still don't understand how they didn't catch onto this other than political blind-spots. Nick said a lot of things people wanted to hear at the time, so maybe that's why the obvious hypocrisy was overlooked.

Honestly what astounds me is how everyone seems to think that everyone thinks alike. They see Rekieta as a religious right-winger and therefore as a conservative and therefore they're confident that he strongly believes in purity like they do; but psychological studies show that only political libertarians score lower than progressives in the importance of "purity" to them -- that is, that their psychological disgust factor is the lowest of any political group.

Disgust, of course, being the strongest personality trait indicator for conservatives. So in that limited sense, the libertarian is the polar opposite of the conservative.

And FWIW, I don't think I've ever heard Nick claim conservatism over libertarianism. It was always out front, in the open.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Honestly what astounds me is how everyone seems to think that everyone thinks alike. They see Rekieta as a religious right-winger and therefore as a conservative and therefore they're confident that he strongly believes in purity like they do

Can you really blame them, though? There was once a time when Nick would politely ask his guests to please not use nasty swear words on his stream.

Faran:

Is that a nipple on her stomach?

 

[Thugnificent]

Man, I knew middle aged women could be weird -- what with the hormones and all -- but who the fuck has the time and energy? How would you decide whether this was a Judy Gemstone post, a Montashaft post or a LumberLicker post?

It's a little bit sad too. How little does someone have to have in their lives to devote *so* much of their energies to obsessively posting about your parasocial crush and his orbiters that they keep six or seven accounts on the go.

Reminder that this one wine mom crusade was spurred on by the fact some of Nick's fans allegedly prank called her kids and ex.

She has never actually produced any proof of this however, similar to most things she posts.

(I do still hope she follows through with that lawsuit because it would be really really funny)

 

[Vect]

...Faran Balanced, a former LawTube member who appeared semi-regularly on Rekieta's stream.

Wait, that's Faran Fronczak? Isn't she a famous news anchor?

 

[sum ting wong]

And FWIW, I don't think I've ever heard Nick claim conservatism over libertarianism. It was always out front, in the open.

I believe he's always called himself libertarian as well but I assumed (and many others probably did as well) that his libertarian leaning ideas were more in the hating the government department - not in a degeneracy should be celebrated and put on full display kind of way. It seemed like he was the edgy but still socially conservative father of 5 before he slipped into full degen.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

She did for a time, but her account was thread-banned (or more) for spergery.

That's cynthia/faran pretending to be cynthia.