Who is the rightful ruler of the land that contains Jerusalem, Gaza, Tel Aviv, and Bethlehem?

[PonderosaPete]

Only the khalifa himself, Joshua Moon.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

have you never seen anime?

Have you seen Indian streets, Chinese communism and Thai ladyboys?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

It all belongs to me, Doug Walker

Hi! I'm the Nostalgia Critic and I occupy the Holy Land so you don't have to!

 

[batterybee]

I'd give it to whoever has the longest backlog of nuclear testing.

 

[rareblacklobster]

Julius Caesar

 

[Moths]

Japan needs to re-enact some nanking on these sandniggers so they know their place and find their honour

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Japan owns Besureemu, Teru Abibu, Gaza and Jerusaremu.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I am reminded of a line from the film Kingdom of Heaven, where Balian threatens to basically level Jerusalem and deny everyone their holy sites, both Christian and Muslim.

Saladin's rather wry reply is, 'Perhaps it would be better if you did.'

 

[Kiwiballs]

Japan - The Empire of the Rising AND Setting sun.

 

[draggs]

The Empire

Palpy is the rightful King of Jerusalem

 

[Male Idiot]

Black Hebrew Israelite weeblords.

 

[DeathfatFag]

China. That let's the local niggers have some place to eat when the real Chosen Ones celebrate the birth of the Messiah.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

India of course. It'll be fun watching the mental gymnastics of how leftoids will call out the Indians oppressing the fuck out of the Palestinians and not the Israelis.

 

[Hüftpriester]

All of the Middle East belongs to Rome.

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

We all know that Gaza, Tel Aviv, and Jerusalem is rightful Albanian clay, as is the entire planet of Earth.

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Historically: the jews were scattered after getting their shit slapped by the Assyrians. Israel will always be culturally significant to the jews
The other semites (Arabic people) also have cultural claim to Israel.
eg- The western wall, a famed jew sighting-ground, is also the same place the prophet and king shitskins Mohammed tied his very special mount, buraq, off to. Buraq was special because he had the face of a beautiful woman and was made of fish and birds. Please do not confuse buraq with May, who is also a horse woman who has the scent of a fish and makes us want to administer the bird.

They (and the Christians) have been fighting over who owns this chunk of dirt

Contemporarily:
The Arabs had been there for a long time and the allies won WWII and we put the Jews there because an Austrian man ran a strange series of bakeries in Germany.
The Arabs are mad about it. They fought this idea tooth and nail about 100 years ago.
The jews like this. Allies felt bad or some shit and decided to give them things like money, materiel, and a copy of "How to Win Friends and Influence People" as a Christmas gag gift. This was mostly because they don't celebrate Christmas, but they read the book and have manipulated the entire planet into believing in a concept called "asshole capitalism" (see the early 2000s housing crisis) which is also, for brevity, called "being a jew".


TL;DR
* everyone thinks they own it
* jews have better military assets and the West is still kind of butthurt at goatfuckers
* arabs are culturally murderous and don't really care who they kill so long as they belong to Team Bad
* religion is the reason fighting is happening
** and the West is kind of attachment-related

 

[Enig]

America

 

[Otoya Yamaguchi]

According to God, the descendants of Jacob. spiritual or literal

But who it definitely DOESNT belong to is edomites/muslims

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

All of the Middle East belongs to Rome.
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BVC STATVS: BROCEN

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Jerusalem, Japan