DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kane lives in death]

Who the fuck leaves their cart and walks across the store to get another item? Him saying he specifically timed himself to go get another item really makes me think he made it all up

The cart was empty aside from the bags, so we are supposed to believe he grabbed a cart, then he left the cart somewhere before he even went to grab the FIRST ITEM of the list.
Hes a retarded liar, but he had like 850 viewers so it clearly worked.

 

[Twrx]

Wow, not even a fucking porch pirate, but some old ass reusable bags. We need a new word for pathetic

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

what a fucking pathetic loser

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This is what a pathetic beggar looks like

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

The cart was empty aside from the bags, so we are supposed to believe he grabbed a cart, then he left the cart somewhere before he even went to grab the FIRST ITEM of the list.
Hes a retarded liar, but he had like 850 viewers so it clearly worked.

All that bitching about "click bait" got him thinking. Now if any one calls him out it'll be a "social experiment".

Also, what is with this faggot saying American Thanksgiving? I'm pretty sure some European viewer isn't going to get confused that the dumbest, laziest American is celebrating the Thanksgiving appropriate to their country around the time its scheduled to happen every year. Yes, its a rhetorical question. Its the same reason he has to correct himself from "super Mario wonder" to....oh, no wait "super Mario BROS wonder!".
The meme about increased patriotism when another country is talking shit has an inverse relation to phil being a faggot piece of shit and me hating america.
Edit: I just realized part of the meme is hating your country to begin with. Leave me alone, I did nothing wrong.

 

[Freebird]

3 people sent him codes for Robocop (he is giving away two when he starts the playthrough), which is good because he didn't have the money to drop on it. Reminder that he pulled out his MASSIVE beg before his day off, practically demanding his audience to pay if they wanted more games than just Super Mario RPG. And he got extra money, $111 on the day stream alone. And now, after the day off? Poof, it's gone. Get scammed paypigs.

 

[myone]

This podcast was more pathetic and insane than usual, but that rant about crime and Seattle, just because of a missing shopping cart, was something else.

Did I hear that right, in 5 years, he only was to Seattle ONCE with fat khet?! Don't they live 20 minutes away?! WTF IS GOING ON.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This podcast was more pathetic and insane than usual, but that rant about crime and Seattle, just because of a missing shopping cart, was something else.

Did I hear that right, in 5 years, he only was to Seattle ONCE with fat khet?! Don't they live 20 minutes away?! WTF IS GOING ON.

He needs to drive highways to get to Seattle, he almost died doing that and got his crippling back injuries.

 

[Soylent Dora]

This story isn't about being "robbed" or his day off. This is a man who has no friends or significant other to talk to about his mundane life events. This isn't something to you share with a stream, its a call to your wife on the way home. Embarrassing and pathetic.

 

[TyrasGuard]

It might be unintentional but Dave has found a good way to troll the main troll channels while at the same time racking in whatever dough he can with these "terrible events" that plague his life.

He gets views, pitybux and the troll channels will clip him no matter what so might as well make them work for nothing.

If it is intentional then it is probably the smartest move he ever made on his carreer.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

When you're down at the dump once a week like Phil, having your trashy plastic bags stolen is a grand heist.

 

[Blamo2000]

3 people sent him codes for Robocop (he is giving away two when he starts the playthrough), which is good because he didn't have the money to drop on it. Reminder that he pulled out his MASSIVE beg before his day off, practically demanding his audience to pay if they wanted more games than just Super Mario RPG. And he got extra money, $111 on the day stream alone. And now, after the day off? Poof, it's gone. Get scammed paypigs.

That money is better spent on Gatcha games.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

If he really gave a shit he could have gone up to customer service and said “hey I left my cart with my bags in it and I think an employee might have carted it away, do you have them in your list and found or can you have the employees check?” but that would involve human-style interaction and we all know Phil is the biggest coward on the planet.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

You guys just don't get it. Those were the special bags he just bought with diamond encrusted inner linings! The guy who sold them told Phil that the diamond lining prevents your food from spoiling! So it wasn't just a couple cheap plastic bags that got stolen, okay idiots?!

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Wow, his 20 dahller tip animation is super cringey.

 

[Dances With Gout]

Someone DARED to "go out of their way" to "contradict" Phil, so Phallus had to put them on blast and question them about their trip... Nevermind that Phil has admitted going to Seattle TWICE since 2014.

Then he makes a weird Jewish reference about people trying to "get put on a chair and raised up as heroes to Detractors". Dead Space 2 demo was no fluke.

 

[detractorzer0]

I'm sorry but that bullshit he opens the story with is such bitch behavior.

"People are blowing it out of proportion. I even said 'it wasn't a big deal"

Bitch, it was even less of a big deal than people originally thought. At least if he got a visit from porch pirates he would have been out some money as well as having to wait for another delivery.

Also, did anyone catch that this dipshit PLANS on going grocery shopping the day BEFORE thanksgiving?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Dude talks like you get robbed every time you go outside. I know Seattle/Washington is a retarded place, but you don't live in Robocop's Detroit, my guy.

I seriously think Phil is the type of person to look up and down before crossing the street.

 

[Jasper2K]

We are really at the point now where dsp is dedicating 30 minutes+ of his stream to cry about reusable bags being stolen? That's reemergency worthy? Oh fuck.

 

[Dances With Gout]

Also, did anyone catch that this dipshit PLANS on going grocery shopping the day BEFORE thanksgiving?

Hoping he catches an elbow to the head while someone tries to grab some cranberry sauce.