DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[myone]

Instead of him being, I don't know, fucking stupid and irresponsible for leaving his fuckin' cart and then trying to redirect the conversation to the fact there's a gang of thieves stealing carts full of UNPAID groceries.

90% of DSPs retellings of stories are lies, so I suspect in reality the events went like this: DSP parked his totally empty cart somewhere, in order to go on his little cranberry odyssey. Meanwhile a savvy shopper used DSPs cart to shop instead of getting their own. When Dave returned ~10minutes later he grumbled that some asshole stole his cart, got a new one and spotted it again much later, because he recognized his faggy bags, but was too much of a bitch to confront (doesn't even have to be in a mean way) the person. That's the story.

 

[San Dimas High School]

My granddad had the same thing happen to him as DSP did, except my granddad's story took 30 seconds, he just figured someone mistook his cart for theirs, and ended with him laughing at how confused they'd get when they were at their house with all of his weirdass groceries and like 5 fifths of rum.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

90% of DSPs retellings of stories are lies, so I suspect in reality the events went like this: DSP parked his totally empty cart somewhere, in order to go on his little cranberry odyssey, meanwhile a savvy shopper used DSPs cart to shop instead of getting their own. When Dave returned ~10minutes later he grumbled that some asshole stole his cart, got a new one and spotted it again much later, because he recognized his faggy bags, but was too much of a bitch to confront the person. That's the story.

Yeah about my take on it.
Phil hates lookin stupid, and here he is really fuckin stupid.

So to make himself look less stupid, he made up some bullshit about how he took his phone with him and not left it in the cart like an IDIOT(Who the fuck leaves their phone in a cart?), was only gone for TWO(2) MINUTES that he timed by the way(who the fuck does this?) and made up some bullshit how there is like an underground thieving ring preying on grocery carts full of unpaid products.

Also the grocery carts sucked, thats why he left it there. It's all just convenient storytelling to make himself look like a victim and not a fuckin' retard.

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

Someone DARED to "go out of their way" to "contradict" Phil, so Phallus had to put them on blast and question them about their trip... Nevermind that Phil has admitted going to Seattle TWICE since 2014.

Then he makes a weird Jewish reference about people trying to "get put on a chair and raised up as heroes to Detractors". Dead Space 2 demo was no fluke.

This shit was unhinged. Poor dent is just trying to add to the conversation and Phil thinks it's this big slight against him. "I give people the benefit of the doubt. The only time you clap back is when they go out of their way to try and be nasty to you." There was 0 benefit of the doubt there. He literally tells us how his thought process works here, along with his persecution complex and real time editing of history.

Message as it appeared in chat: "Just returned from a 5 day Seattle Trip. Had a fantastic time. Clean and safe. All cities have crime. Seattle isn't better or worse then any other city"

Phils initial reading of it: "Oh I just came back from a 5 day Seattle trip and it was fine, no crime or anything. It's not a big deal"

Phils reading after being called out for being the asshole he is: "Oh I don't believe anything you just said about where you live, cus I was just on a 5 day trip..."

So he DEMANDS this persons whole itinerary of their trip. Then he unintentionally confesses to us that he doesn't go to these places at all, only that he's been there before. Likely 5 years since he was there since he did say him and Kat were there in 2018. He just sees the news or headlines and assumes it's just a post apocalyptic dystopia in the city. News flash Phil, most news is negative cus that's what gets views and clicks. You aren't gonna see a headline saying "Everything was fine today" on the news.

 

[myone]

It's all just convenient storytelling to make himself look like a victim and not a fuckin' retard.

The thing is, with a narcissist like Phil, even minor inconveniences like this and looking like a bit of an idiot are totally intolerable. I mean, it's really not that bad and it could happen to anyone... "heh looks like I lost my cart". But DSP can't even tolerate a minor idiocy.

Every other streamer in the world would probably use this event to poke a bit of fun at themselves. It's the perfectly innocuous story for a little bit of self deprecating humor, something Phil can't conceive of. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

 

[grump]

Imagine paying for and the unironic highlight of your day after work/school being unwinding to some dude regaling you with his adventures getting his grocery bags stolen.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

My personal conspiracy theory is that Phil got drunk and came up with the "robbery" tweet as an easy money maker. He then woke up and couldn't think of a convincing enough lie and decided to use the cart story to cover his tracks.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

News flash Phil, most news is negative cus that's what gets views and clicks. You aren't gonna see a headline saying "Everything was fine today" on the news.

He should know this considering he actually did this shit today. It's not big deal and what not could be interpreted as things worked out in the end and no one got harmed but you still got ROBBED.

Then you listen to the story and its like this fuckin asshole knows what he did and sees his audience being dumbfounded on what they just heard so he damage controls poorly with "It's not a big deal guys really". Which came after the fact he wasted 40 minutes telling it and even prefaced it with his fuckin' stolen tire story.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

You know what? I saw that podcast that Proper and Closet did. Fuck Phil for claiming that trolls did ANYTHING to hurt his momwaif. Let's get one thing straight. Phil is the one who took her into his life while he is broke. So broke that he couldn't even afford his wedding. He's already doxxed and allegedly been swatted and still HE thought it was safe to bring in a stranger. HE has been robbed TWICE since being married to her. I don't know if Michigan is dangerous but seems to me like she is in more danger while living in Washington. Nigga, Phil literally infected her with a sickness that had her out of work for a week. He FATTENED HER UP THROUGH HIS OWN LAZINESS. He's completely fucked her metabolism. There's no reason she should look like that. Separating her from her mentally unwell sister and friends and family in Michigan? That was HIM. Not the trolls

But ahhh, Petite Dragon, I hear you say. At least Phil hasn't hit her like the Suburu Man.
She can't handle banter? Words? Health-wise, Socially, Financially, and (yeah I'll say it) Sexually, Phil ruined her. She can't even have a social media anymore because she has to hide from the trolls. He's done more damage to her than Suburu Man ever did.

 

[Balr0g]

Well one thing is for certain: his whales don't like him play videogames. He started the game at what 102$ and hours later he sits at 103 $. His dents either want him to become a talking head or they just blow their load fast and think that is enough

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah about my take on it.
Phil hates lookin stupid, and here he is really fuckin stupid.

So to make himself look less stupid, he made up some bullshit about how he took his phone with him and not left it in the cart like an IDIOT(Who the fuck leaves their phone in a cart?), was only gone for TWO(2) MINUTES that he timed by the way(who the fuck does this?) and made up some bullshit how there is like an underground thieving ring preying on grocery carts full of unpaid products.

Also the grocery carts sucked, thats why he left it there. It's all just convenient storytelling to make himself look like a victim and not a fuckin' retard.

If he worried about looking stupid, he would never have told the tale at all.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Well one thing is for certain: his whales don't like him play videogames. He started the game at what 102$ and hours later he sits at 103 $. His dents either want him to become a talking head or they just blow their load fast and think that is enough

There's a few that do care about the games, but most of the big whales only want attention, weird findom fetish, and/or incredibly lonely enough to pay Dave to shut up.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Well one thing is for certain: his whales don't like him play videogames. He started the game at what 102$ and hours later he sits at 103 $. His dents either want him to become a talking head or they just blow their load fast and think that is enough

To keep with this horrific thought process, I doubt any of his dents have had sex so they're unlikely to understand the importance of pacing yourself.

 

[Whaler]

I bet you what actually happened during the "robbery" was some employee saw a cart with groceries in it and nobody around and assumed somebody abandoned it so they put the stuff back.

 

[arrivefriday]

Well one thing is for certain: his whales don't like him play videogames. He started the game at what 102$ and hours later he sits at 103 $. His dents either want him to become a talking head or they just blow their load fast and think that is enough

I think Dave quitting video games is the best thing for detractors too tbh. It shines a big blinding light on just how alone and fucked up he is in the head. 10 years of isolation has done a number on the guy.
If he just stopped pretending to care about video games I truly believe we would approach schizo-cow territory and the content would be amazing.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

This man needs real friends BADLY. How do you make a nothing story into LESS than nothing?

 

[grump]

I think Dave quitting video games is the best thing for detractors too tbh. It shines a big blinding light on just how alone and fucked up he is in the head. 10 years of isolation has done a number on the guy.
If he just stopped pretending to care about video games I truly believe we would approach schizo-cow territory and the content would be amazing.

nobody watchs Dave for the gameplay and he wishes he could stop but he has to maintain the air of being some drama free professional and nothing fills up time like game play. He's scared to make the jump into how his fans would react to 8 hrs a day of him just sitting on the couch and picking his nose.

 

[Prince Lotor]

This story about how his empty cart with his dirty cloth bags that he left in the store was gone sounds like the stories people in their 80's struggling with diminished mental capacity tell because they got confused by some simple day-to-day thing, and then when they can't figure out what happened they make up some outlandish conclusion to prove to themselves they aren't losing it.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So is there a good reason why he moved from the East coast to Seattle? He's lived there for years, but only been to the city twice. Wtf? I know he's an extreme shut-in and only leaves his house when he's forced to on his day off, but so am I, but I'm not travelling completely across the country just to sit in my room playing video games all day. He visits the dump more times in a single month than he's been to the city total.

 

[Choom]

I sure as fuck didn't watch Phil's full fictional story regarding this "robbery", but at any point did someone ask why the fuck someone that had the balls to walk out of a store without paying for anything would do so with a cart full of someone else's random groceries rather than a cart full of items they picked out to sell or use themself?
This isn't even one of those made up stories that sound like it could have happened to someone else somewhere at some point.
I do like the thought of this fictional deranged person getting home and opening up Phil's bags only to realized they risked jail time for a bottle of cherry juice and a 20 lb bag of potatoes. If they existed, they'd probably come back to the store next week to shank Phil.
Ironic that he led into this story with his previous story of his wheel getting stolen (or "tire assembly" as he referred to it for some fucking reason), because both stories are about equally as plausible.