DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Twrx]

So is there a good reason why he moved from the East coast to Seattle? He's lived there for years, but only been to the city twice. Wtf? I know he's an extreme shut-in and only leaves his house when he's forced to on his day off, but so am I, but I'm not travelling completely across the country just to sit in my room playing video games all day. He visits the dump more times in a single month than he's been to the city total.

Because he was retarded enough to think that since WA didn't charge income tax, he wouldn't have to pay federal taxes.

 

[Iron Father]

The robbery was his old reusable bags were stolen from a cart he left for 2 minutes.

He somehow always manages to lower expectations in his stupid stories.

Didn't DSP once say that trolls "fucking with my livelihood" was the same as holding a gun to his head?

His ability to exaggerate is next level. The most first world faggot of all time.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So is there a good reason why he moved from the East coast to Seattle? He's lived there for years, but only been to the city twice. Wtf? I know he's an extreme shut-in and only leaves his house when he's forced to on his day off, but so am I, but I'm not travelling completely across the country just to sit in my room playing video games all day. He visits the dump more times in a single month than he's been to the city total.

Leanna required Phil to have his own mature adult house in order to have a relationship, preferably a location she wanted.

It's why he values the Snort Fort so much. It's the only thing of actual value he has, and it's proven twice to avoid him from being an incel loser.

 

[Iron Father]

Leanna required Phil to have his own mature adult house in order to have a relationship, preferably a location she wanted.

Except she didn't want Seattle.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

At this point, how many people/businesses/cities owe Phil an apology?

 

[But I Digress]

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This is what a pathetic beggar looks like

Looks like he's cosplaying a a church-goer

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

At this point, how many people/businesses/cities owe Phil an apology?

Twitch and Burger King are the only ones I remember him demanding public apologies from but I'm sure there are more.

 

[HorseSense]

For full kahntext: https://www.seattle.gov/documents/Departments/Police/Reports/2022_SPD_CRIME_REPORT_FINAL.pdf

Not a paradise. Certainly does not match his hand graph. Should have stuck with the vehicle crime angle. At least there's evidence for that.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I sure as fuck didn't watch Phil's full fictional story regarding this "robbery", but at any point did someone ask why the fuck someone that had the balls to walk out of a store without paying for anything would do so with a cart full of someone else's random groceries rather than a cart full of items they picked out to sell or use themself?
This isn't even one of those made up stories that sound like it could have happened to someone else somewhere at some point.
I do like the thought of this fictional deranged person getting home and opening up Phil's bags only to realized they risked jail time for a bottle of cherry juice and a 20 lb bag of potatoes. If they existed, they'd probably come back to the store next week to shank Phil.
Ironic that he led into this story with his previous story of his wheel getting stolen (or "tire assembly" as he referred to it for some fucking reason), because both stories are about equally as plausible.

Phil's (retarded) theory is that these people are stealing just to steal, for the thrill of it. So to steal not only from the store, but from someone else at the same time, would give a bigger endorphin rush. Yes, he actually said this.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Maybe this is why he's doing a sudden return to SF6. Dude loves events in games he really has that gacha mindset.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Decided to take a quick search on the "superthanks" posts again, on both channels (DSPGaming & DSPReacts). I only searched right now and for the ones that have a reply by DSP, which means that those which were made and deleted before I got to see them, or any that do not have a reply by DSP, I missed.

As always, some people post these in 10 year old videos, since supposedly they're watching those playthroughs (with crap quality).

Also want to mention that one of the people in there is Andrea Rovenski (CyberDemon531, who has an Encyclopedia Dramatica article (ED) (archive), if you wish to read.
They currently do political podcasts on YouTube and they also have very old comments in DSP channel, as far back as 2011.

Finally, I noticed that some videos/shorts are deleted, luckily I added some archives in my posts, so you can check them and see if the video is still there. Don't know if someone mentioned it, example:
[Great Moments in DSP History: Demarcus Yoda! #shorts #gaming #nba2k23 #funny]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTN0KRc5e5s
https://archive.li/eoZhZ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc&lc=UgzvhaqwlgV7ANBE7xx4AaABAg
https://archive.md/as5bk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiUUxXQjUwM&lc=UgzBMZCHThSCaF6cDbZ4AaABAg
https://archive.md/Wi1TB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZUk_UNagFQ&lc=UgxPHqqiJ0kuRF4Yjql4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/F3EAu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbYOjJq6jUw&lc=UgxUbW_kncwMKlv_SxV4AaABAg
(failed to archive)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF4UygJS1K8&lc=UgyMekACi3zn39lqS6J4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/onAM2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyuSI_mlZIA&lc=UgyNGMYTlRW2neMZCh94AaABAg
https://archive.ph/85VDb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO_AE1f1TWQ&lc=UgyFKnUIt8VxW93Qlot4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/4Cyv3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eFu_vvgqUI&lc=Ugwe7qcg9Qu1IwKlbI54AaABAg
https://archive.ph/Z9boV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vp-Zg3A3oE&lc=UgxGkSBw0903Xvwv33F4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/LCR6E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx8UaLv8efw&lc=UgzrkTwAVxQHjGH7a5x4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/LGo2Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx8UaLv8efw&lc=UgzScrSBN_9CDsbEGc54AaABAg
https://archive.ph/Kk0XN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJaAzKdHOGI&lc=Ugzo-fJjdkug9cOZY014AaABAg
(failed to archive)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIHe2ztf7hM&lc=UgwMdxRgV6Pz2hqZO6x4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/10Jdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMlv-n7EqPY&lc=UgzfXZG5253Wk9j_HYh4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/zZlIi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVfUArrCN2g&lc=UgyMqht_5gF0F6AR-lV4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/8QnXa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVfUArrCN2g&lc=Ugyc97aJi7DjyLD3h1B4AaABAg
https://archive.ph/BBHoB

 

[Iron Father]

I still can't believe he called what happened a robbery lmfao. The biggest fuckwit to ever exist.

Edit: Holy fucking shit, besides how unhinged it is to demand someone reveal what they did on a trip, but this shows just how crime-obsessed and paranoid he is.

 

[Brabazon]

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen phils grocery bag was steal

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"phils bag was steal"

"no"

 

[Dustlord]

Why is DSP such a bad storyteller?

It took him 15 minutes to get to the DAY he got robbed. Why do we need to know every detail of his shopping bags?

 

[Gulls on Film]

The robbery was his old reusable bags were stolen from a cart he left for 2 minutes.

He somehow always manages to lower expectations in his stupid stories.

The joke's on them, those bags are probably riddled with salmonella because he has never washed them and it takes him hours to put away his groceries from his little cart after arriving home.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Edit: Holy fucking shit, besides how unhinged it is to demand someone reveal what they did on a trip, but this shows just how crime-obsessed and paranoid he is.

The stories about Seattle crime he's referencing (like business owners allegedly deciding to pack up shop and leave) are of the type often seen in right wing media like Fox New over the past couple years. Given there's been some speculation on Phil's politics, I'll just throw that out there,

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Why is DSP such a bad storyteller?

It took him 15 minutes to get to the DAY he got robbed. Why do we need to know every detail of his shopping bags?

Honestly I admire the shamelessness of starting your story about getting robbed with a long introduction of how unfair it is that people are saying that you got robbed because you posted "today I got robbed!"

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Wow, his 20 dahller tip animation is super cringey.

The "dancing" one? yeah it is. It did make me think of a possible line of mundane animations like a lean in ban or dave getting up to blow his nose.

Yeah the fucker equating it to ROBBERY.

Instead of him being, I don't know, fucking stupid and irresponsible for leaving his fuckin' cart and then trying to redirect the conversation to the fact there's a gang of thieves stealing carts full of UNPAID groceries.

This guy is a faggot. Through and through.

Don't forget the main point: he was too fucking weak to push a shopping cart across the store.
If the wheel really was stuck just leave that shit at the front and get a better cart.

 

[myone]

Edit: Holy fucking shit, besides how unhinged it is to demand someone reveal what they did on a trip, but this shows just how crime-obsessed and paranoid he is.

The most telling part of this clip how he immediately attributes someone disagreeing with him as "anti-phil" who belongs on a detractor stream. This has always been his mindset: Disagreeing with Phil is detracting and akin to terrorism.

The rest of the clip is just.. wow... paranoid shut-in pathetic. What will happen to the guy in 10 years if he's already like this at 40?

 

[Iron Father]

The stories about Seattle crime he's referencing (like business owners allegedly deciding to pack up shop and leave) are of the type often seen in right wing media like Fox New over the past couple years. Given there's been some speculation on Phil's politics, I'll just throw that out there,

Big ups @Pandalee's Tits wherever you are.
They always called DSP a Trump supporter/Republican and always got (mostly) neg-rated for it.