Teddy, I'm going to tell you something that will probably hurt your feelings more than any insult or pun about your name. Are you ready? Here goes.....
I don't care about you Teddy. You literally mean nothing to me. If you suddenly disappeared into a government van and was sent off to some nigger rape torture dungeon at some government black site where the deep feds were going to use a car battery to shock your testicles until they were even more unusable than they are now; I wouldn't miss you, even for a moment. Teddy you could get kidnapped by a serial killer and dragged out to a shack in the middle of the woods and at the exact moment that the psycho kidnapper slicing your face off so he can feed it to you, I won't be here saying "Oh gee I wonder what happened to that bald, woman beating piece of shit loser living in his mom's basement, Teddy Feaser". The moment you are gone from the internet is the moment I will forget you ever existed. That's how much of a small fry you are in a big pan.
