Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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Hahahahahahaha. Holy shit.

You know, if Chris actually took a stand for Palestine for his own deep-held convictions, I'd begrudgingly admire him.

But we all know that it's not what this about - it's that Queer 4 Palestine is just the latest collectors item in the troon hivemind and you've gotta catch 'em all. I'd love for Chris to explain his stance on this beyond the usual catch phrases.
No doubt he'll at some point call it a "genocide" despite zero evidence of one and only 48,000 people dying on both sides of the Jew-Sandpeople conflict since 1948.
You know it's stolen because no sane person would ever actually think trannies are beautiful.
idk, I think troons look quite good when they're hanging from the ceiling
 
I hate my wife"
That fartcheeto nigga sounds like an insufferable faggot.
Also lol, L
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I look away for a day and he goes on twitter. Does anyone have the "the minecraft bee is trans" "why because it kills its self" funny. Yeah. Archive
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I'm a hooman not a kawaii anime girl. I'm flawed! Archive
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A reply from a (real)woman minecrafter. Archive
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No u. Archive
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Total Bee Death. Archive

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The Infamous tweet has been 100% deboonked Archive Archive. If you fuckers start sperging about loli again
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Lol reply. I aDmIrE YoUArchive
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Hey its that other fishing kid Chris is grooming! Archive
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Reposts.
LMAO.! Archive
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LOL. REAL MOCKING JAYS! Archive
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ZE TOOB. Archive
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Gwen. With ANOTHER un-ironed flag! Archive
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Black Papa of a molested girl. Archive
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Man. You see this stuff with Dream stans, and now its worse. Funny enough stans will just keysmash in a very feminin manner. lol. Archive
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Nobody thinks like this, retards will talk like this but nobody actually think like this. Archive
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Like having a kiwifarms thread! Archive
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Archive. Say's the fucking bourgeoisie Youtuber!
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I wonder if that will cause advertisers to force Jimmy to fire him. Without a job or family to keep him in North Carolina, he’ll be free to move to the tolerant and welcoming country of Palestine.

Someone tell the ADL/Stop Antisemitism/Libs of TikTok that the largest YouTube channel supports terrorists who slaughtered innocent Jewish civilians.

I read that Jimmy's channel size makes it impossible for him to have usual sponsorships. The usual squarespace, keeps, nordvpn companies can't actually afford to buy sponsorships in his main videos since they get too many view and it wouldn't make since for him to discount sponsorship costs to make it affordable for advertisers. Thats one of the main reasons he makes chocolates and burgers.
 
The Washington Post (Archive) doxxed Jimmy and possibly Chris:
Drew Harwell and Taylor Lorenz said:
In one leafy neighborhood, he owns five homes where he houses friends and employees — basically an entire cul-de-sac.
Drew Harwell and Taylor Lorenz said:
He also, with less fanfare, started snapping up real estate in the neighborhood where he grew up, offering premium prices for five brick homes near a senior center and an agricultural history museum and buying them under the name of a shell company to preserve his privacy, real estate records show. His mother — who has taken an active role in at least one of his business ventures, including helping execute the MrBeast Burger endorsement deal, according to a legal filing — still lives nearby.
The phrase "agricultural history museum" stood out to me, as there aren't that many of those.
Turns out there's only one in the Greenville, NC area and it's right next door to a senior center:
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One of the cul-de-sacs that backs onto the agricultural history museum has a lot of houses owned by "Heintzelman LLC":
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Every house in the picture except for this one is owned by the LLC:
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Source (NC Property Records)
The New York Post (archive) confirms the existence of one holdout:
There remains just one hold out house, which Donaldson’s former neighbor attributed to the family likely wanting their kids to finish school.

These are the only houses in the neighborhood that aren't owned by individuals.

Some more quotes from the article that describe the houses:
Drew Harwell and Taylor Lorenz said:
The home-shopping spree became a source of local gossip and envy: One four-bedroom home with a sunroom and wooded backyard, which Donaldson’s company bought for $680,000 in 2021, had been sold four years earlier for roughly half that price.
This LLC-owned house has a wooded backyard and a sunroom (highlighted in pink):
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Four bedroom house that sold ~4 years before 2021 for ~half of $680k:
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Source (Archive)
Drew Harwell and Taylor Lorenz said:
The gabled suburban houses, with their dormer windows and half-acre lawns, give few hints of their unconventional status; one has a giant driveway with yellow parking bumpers for seven cars.
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The LLC has a local lawyer as its officer:
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Source (Search for SOSID "1782484") Mirror (Archive)
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LinkedIn (Archive)

Proof the LLC is Jimmy's:
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Source (Click "Sign in as Guest" and then reclick this link) (Attached as PDF)
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The address of Jimmy's house is the one with the parking lot driveway.

Jimmy wasn't always smart enough to use a lawyer as his agent for his shell companies.
This is probably Jimmy's mom's house judging by the date of dissolution (and the listed owner, Susan K. Parisher):
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Source (Search for SOSID "1636681") Mirror (Archive)
Susan Parisher is Jimmy's mother:
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Source (Click "Sign in as Guest" and then reclick this link) (Attached as PDF)

The house is in the same neighborhood as above.

Other property owned by Jimmy:
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Chris and Katie’s house is also easily found in the property records and the Street View matches Instagram pictures that she’s shared, so it looks like she got to keep the family house. Yay!

Sadly, Chris is still listed as an owner:
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Source (NC Property Records)

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Left: Zoomed in Street View, Right: Instagram photo
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I'm too lazy (and disgusted) to look at Chris' pics to see if he's been there recently, but here are some interior pictures if someone else wants to compare them to Chris' pictures' backgrounds:
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"Your boyfriend's favorite MrBeast member" I wonder if Chris actually believes this. I mean he surrounded by coomers that won't shutup about how "hot" he is.

Seeing Chris pose with that minecraft bee plushie is cringe. Even if he was a true and honest woman, women his age don't act like that. I can't picture his wife doing half the weird shit he's doing.

In a sane world people would be shaming this creepy man for acting like a preteen.
 
Are you sick of Chris yet? Tooooo Bad, he's still Tooobing. Archive
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Some V-tuber shit. Archive
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Replying to a deleted tweet. Archive
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And then everyone clapped ArchiveArchive
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Hmmmmmmm Archive
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA ITS TOTALY NOT BECASUE YOUR MEN AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT!
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Because women say shit like this, totally! lol. Archive
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He made one of the Bee pics his new Insta pfp.
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And for one more thing from Instagram that caught my eye, why its a fathers day post from quackity. Archive
Since he's so young and Katie also covers Tuckers face, I covered it here since quackiy didn't, I also left out the solo Tucker pictures.
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This one is just such a bummer.
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pfp and banner change. Archive
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Did you spot him in the new video? Archive
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Something about this is so male brained, I can't put my finger on it but you just know it when you read it. Archive
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:/ Archive Its all so stereotypical and tiresome.
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-IMPORTANT UPDATE-

Chris is siding with the twitch thot repackaging Costco cookies. Fucking of course. Archive
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OperaGX is gunt guarding the Jimmy cookies in the replies. Archive Archive
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And all I want for Thanksgiving is for Chris to put his bourgeoise troon cents in re: ze Dream twitter chimpout. We need a non troon cow crossover, lol.
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Ok another short update on Chris, Moo-ovign on
Moo-Kun dyed his hair red! Archive
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Thanks for the Chris pic. I love how troons take and post the most unflattering photos of each other, also NICE GIRL FILTER.

I'm no doctor but, uhhhhmm... well, I'm sure your right, I'm sure it's all fine. Archive
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Wait so you admit its all Gay? Archive Archive
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Filters have ruined a generation+. Archive
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Going to Costco to make the whores and troons seethe. Archive
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OperaGX is gunt guarding the Jimmy cookies in the replies. Archive Archive
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This is the second simping woke reply I've seen from Opera on his replies. Does nobody else find it weird as fuck that a Web browser is so vocal and defensive of people on social media? Not sure what it is but the PR is really weird. Clout chasing from a browser?
 
This is the second simping woke reply I've seen from Opera on his replies. Does nobody else find it weird as fuck that a Web browser is so vocal and defensive of people on social media? Not sure what it is but the PR is really weird. Clout chasing from a browser?
At least it lets me know which browsers not to use
 
Going to Costco to make the whores and troons seethe. Archive
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Why is he buying the cookies if he's going to be mad about them?

Troons calling normal men incels will never not be hilarious.
Chris is one of the few troons who isn't a virgin and he's going to be involuntarily celibate for the rest of his life.
I bet this "Mooski" dude has never had sex and is just mad that "becoming the girlfriend" didn't result in a bunch of straight men chasing after him like he was promised would happen.
This is the second simping woke reply I've seen from Opera on his replies. Does nobody else find it weird as fuck that a Web browser is so vocal and defensive of people on social media? Not sure what it is but the PR is really weird. Clout chasing from a browser?
Opera has been nothing more than a skin around Chrome since 2013 and has been owned by the Chinese since 2016. No one uses them anymore.
 
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It's amazing how the second he trooned out his online persona morphed in such a way that he's completely indistinguishable from any other mtf coomer on Twitter.
i was wondering why i was getting back into alien controlled dystopia fiction lately and i think the hivemind nature you described fits it perfectly. it really does feel like all of a sudden we were occupied by body snatchers that want to turn guys into hoard of soulless creepy cross dressing sexual harassers and youre just told at gun point that its normal and theres nothing to see here.

ive actually come around to the lefty idea of america as an inhumane empire bent on domination but theyre the mainstream of that culture masquerading as a counter to it. their demonic child sacrifice is just the thing the barbarous overlords want to push and demoralize people into accepting.
 
i was wondering why i was getting back into alien controlled dystopia fiction lately and i think the hivemind nature you described fits it perfectly. it really does feel like all of a sudden we were occupied by body snatchers that want to turn guys into hoard of soulless creepy cross dressing sexual harassers and youre just told at gun point that its normal and theres nothing to see here.

ive actually come around to the lefty idea of america as an inhumane empire bent on domination but theyre the mainstream of that culture masquerading as a counter to it. their demonic child sacrifice is just the thing the barbarous overlords want to push and demoralize people into accepting.
well they're the only people you talk to once you troon out, and you tend to adopt a lot of traits from people you spend a lot of time with/around
 
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