Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

Maybe he is just talking about a dead bedroom situation, which might explain his strange hyper-sexuality and content. Went from virgin, to getting some, to nothing again.

There was also a period right after the Depp trial (?) during the waukesha trial (?) I can't remember exactly where it was claimed that him and our wife couldn't have sex for like six weeks because of some kind of medical issue with our wife. This is definitely where his sexuality started ramping up on stream towards the end that seemed to be all he could think about. I remember naively thinking at the time that the horniness would end when his medically enforced dry spell did. I can't remember if this six week period overlapped with the faran drunk stream but it definitely overlapped with the uncomfortable sex shop discussions with Megan.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Sounds sussy because it is.
“But I always go home to my wife / husband” or asserting that the spouse always comes home to them is what every swinger ever says to justify themselves & the pseudo sanctity of their exclusive relationship. Nick is giving the line in response to a question no one has implicitly asked him directly but he knows what people speculate & is trying to jump out ahead of “rumors”.

He mocked destiny for that cope.

 

[zyclonPD]

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Never forget the failed gayops nick attempted on Ralph with Elijah Schaffer.
After that fell to pieces the you are here podcast fell apart.
Weird how nick does run gayops, even the quarter pounder knew about that

Whoa, is Nick and his direct subordinates "harming Null's business"? I've heard this business harming non descript activity is really totes bad and should be policed or condemned. I hope Nicholas Rekieta denounces the activities of his wine moms and pretend spec ops wannabes who are running gay ops.

On a serious note what is socking in the rekieta thread going to accomplish? You don't need to change OUR minds or the conversation of this thread, you need to change the mind of the thousands of former viewers who likely don't even know what kiwifarms is who maybe stopped watching this weirdo talk about sticking his balls in a torture device or the potential viewers who don't want to hear some midlife crisis faggot talk about his pathetic sex life.

I can't save Nicks channel, only nick can do that via how he makes up to disenfranchised fans or attracts new ones. He seems to be doing neither and shitting himself daily. He can't even maintain the most basic things of a streamer: a schedule, actually do the streams, be entertaining. Nobody here makes nick miss his show constantly or never start on time, we don't make him cover uninteresting topics, we don't make him talk about his repulsive sexual escapades. We just talk on a forum that supposedly nobody online can find.

 

[Thugnificent]

painting your urethra closed will kill your ass

YIKES

 

[Anticipointment]

He mocked destiny for that cope.

And Jack Murphy.

On a serious note what is socking in the rekieta thread going to accomplish?

Catty female behavior. They seemed to have beef with Kalea, @elb etc. No1cur.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

More LOCALS:

Only the best topics:

Tiffinal​

Same sometimes I have diarrhea right after drinking milk.

DarthIckrotachi​

Its like me having to piss like 15 seconds after drinking a cup of coffee

Tiffinal​

I get a rash when I drink Coke

Nick's attention:

MEPMEP​

Nick still ignoring locals

chechunia​

Post nudes. He’ll look

Real Cat Ladies of LOCALS:

FifiGigantor​

My poor kitty is getting his 3rd enema this week rn bc he won't poop, and he's really old so I'm scared.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

The ring was a big tell. Everyone knows what it means, and he kept wearing it even after people pointed it out. I scrubbed through some streams and Nick started wearing it sometime around the Depp trial (maybe after his “worst day”?)

I'm an autist and don't actually know what it means, please enlighten me.

Same sometimes I have diarrhea right after drinking milk.

Yeah because you're clearly lactose intolerant dumbass

 

[Swole McPole]

I think it’s included in the Drex thread’s OP, but there was a moment back in 2019 when Drex tried to surreptitiously warn Nicky that Our Wife approached him to set up a bull/gangbang because her “marriage is failing.”

What kind of demented woman thinks 'Oh noes! My marriage is on the rocks. I'd better arrange to pull a train of niggers, because what could possibly appeal more to my husband's failing libido than to watch the mother of his children getting run through by a long line of porch monkeys?'

The only possible way that any woman could ever think this was a good idea is if they'd spent the last twenty years listening to their husband's wildest sexual fantasies.

"OK, it's not like I'd really WANT this or anything. But this is just a fantasy, right. To remain strictly within our monogamous relationship? It's not like we'd ever want to do it. But if we ARE going to add some spice to our marriage through fantasy, I'd like to play the role of the weak, white cuckold who watches his wife get take part in the most degenerate gang-bang ever.

I meet a couple of street negroes in a bar and so I invite them home for drinks -- in the hope that they'll force me to suck them off after we've had a few drinks. But when we get home, they find my attractive young wife (that's you, looking like you did twenty years ago) asleep in her bed, and they decide that instead of wanting me, they're going to have her instead."

I guess if you've heard that kind of scenario spelled out in fine detail, year after year, you might come to believe that's what your husband actually wants in real life. Let me tell you now though. He doesn't. This is a recipe for disaster. Rather than becoming more of a slut, embrace ever greater heights of modesty.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

RekietaLaw​

I hop ekiwi farms will watch my shows and chat and protect women and children more!

God forbid women have a place where you don't have to show your tits to get attention or get molested by a tranny janny. It really makes you think how he treats his wife, no wonder she needs drugs to deal with her day to day life.

 

[Potatoherder]

I don't even care about protecting women or children. I just don't want the gross old man to tell his sex stories. Nick is the 350lb woman at the water park. No one wants to see that and no one wants to hear about Nick's sexual fantasies. His mind has been so warped by porn he doesn't get that.

 

[Harm]

RekietaLaw​

I hop ekiwi farms will watch my shows and chat and protect women and children more!

One of the most notorious forums online has more compassion than you? Such a brilliant diss, Nick. What's next? "I bet they wouldn't even torture a small animal in exchange for money! Fucking Karen Farms!" You sound more and more like Vito with every passing day.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

One of the most notorious forums online has more compassion than you? Such a brilliant diss, Nick. What's next? "I bet they wouldn't even torture a small animal in exchange for money! Fucking Karen Farms!" You sound more and more like Vito with every passing day.

He did drown that skunk lol

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Ok, summary of what Null said on MatI without referencing to his posts (I'll be checking them afterwards for the comparison):

Spoiler: Stream summary of shenaniganery

Cynthia Behave joins, continually white knights/derails conversations. Threadbanned and posts moved to Mass Debates. Makes new accounts (At least six, JudyGemstone, GearedChris, RomyBehave, LumberLicker, KurtsDepression, Monteshaft). All accessed from NE Illinois in the recent past

At least three people, maybe four, sharing accounts and working together to cause problems/"create a wall of dissent" in the rekieta thread.

Zelensky the Nazi arrives, is immediately called out as being Spectrum06, he doesn't specify if he is one of the aforementioned 3-4 people sharing accounts so I'll presume not since that seems like pertinent information

Says there's a total of 4-5 people in the thread trying to cause problems in all

Vs the posts:

Spoiler: Post summary

Above named accounts are the same person, unsure of if they're Cynthia Behave or not but available information doesn't rule the possibility out

Majority of accounts are on a single network. One person doing most of the work (NE Illinois, presumably Faran). "Maybe three" more creating the accounts and establishing them, from Central Indiana, LA, NE Virginia, but all used by the person from Illinois.

Spectrum shows up. I have no idea where he lives so idk if he's in one of those locations

Then not from Null, but AltisticRight adds a bit more information:

Spoiler: AltisticRight's additions

He says that there's "dozen of sock accounts", but this is in the middle of a joke so he might have meant "Half a dozen" or sarcastically "dozens" and just missed the S, doesn't add any new accounts to the list so I'm presuming just part of the joke

Says there's one person creating the accounts at a rate of approximately one per week and then sharing them, no VPN or other forms of IP obfuscation, "maybe half a dozen people"

Spectrum wasn't caught because of IP tracking or anything, but rather his love for Stouffer's mac n cheese. Since no VPNs were used and he wasn't caught via IP I'll presume that he's not one of the people sharing accounts until told otherwise

I think that's everything that's been shared, if there's anything else @/quote me and I'll add it in

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

He did drown that skunk lol

And killed a racoon with a hammer (though he did at least try to use a gun first only to put a hole through his shed instead)

 

[Harm]

He did drown that skunk lol

And killed a racoon with a hammer (though he did at least try to use a gun first only to put a hole through his shed instead)

Damn, I thought I was making an absurd hyperbole but I was being too charitable. He's already done it for free.

 

[Anticipointment]

He did drown that skunk lol

And killed a racoon with a hammer (though he did at least try to use a gun first only to put a hole through his shed instead)

The fear of rabies is real. Those infected with rabies are unable to drink. The throat closes up. They probably can’t even lick bottles effectively. Imagine the horror.

 

[Captain Manning]

Some of those comments I've heard do sound to me like autistically taking what he said too literally ("wife's body is destroyed from pregnancy").

I know this has been addressed in the time since you posted this, but I really wish this would be added to the OP, because a lot of people are still oblivious to it. I think I had asked it be added twice before.

I also did a transcript of it here.

Anyways, it happened. It's not difficult to see why he wanted Elissa take that down. Claire's commentary using Elissa's clip probably a big part of why he celebrated her getting hacked. He guilted @elb into taking it down, but had no power over Claire. He wanted that and the Mandy shit memory holed.

But yes, there's no direct confirmation in the way of Nick outright admitting on a text that he is a swinger, but there's an absolute mountain of circumstantial evidence pointing to that.

My opinion is it's probably true that he, LR, or the both of them want to engage (or have already engaged in) swinging, but anything involving Faran is probably a dubious piece of evidence to point to in support of that idea.

I think that's a reasonable position, but others may disagree.

Edit to add:

Spectrum wasn't caught because of IP tracking or anything, but rather his love for Stouffer's mac n cheese. Since no VPNs were used and he wasn't caught via IP I'll presume that he's not one of the people sharing accounts until told otherwise

He's not. Null also made clear on the stream there are warring Discord cliques bringing their bullshit here. Spectre is not in the same clique as the other socks. I don't think anybody has argued otherwise.

There's a possibility Nick or Dick will make hay about Null thinking the "Faran clique" (the one with the multiple socks all originating from Illinois) were here to white knight Rackets, but who cares. It's not uncommon for Null to get certain details wrong on MATI sometimes. I think we all know that by now. We still love him and whatever.

The overarching point Null made is that faggots got caught doing faggot shit, which was fucking up the thread, and they need to fuck off and die. Accordingly, he wants people to ignore and report all thread derailing faggots.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I believe this image best captures the Nick an Ju Ju relationship.

 

[elb]

It's not difficult to see why he wanted Elissa take that down. Claire's commentary using Elissa's clip probably a big part of why he celebrated her getting hacked. He guilted @elb into taking it down, but had no power over Claire. He wanted that and the Mandy shit memory holed.

The destroyed body isn’t one of the clips he asked me to take down, I never ended up posting it as a stand-alone statement. I knew Kayla was following my channel and it felt too mean at the time

 

[RotPockets]

I believe this image best captures the Nick an Ju Ju relationship.
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Dybbuk Masterson

I wonder if the AI would understand the prompt “bald Mexican dybbuk sucking the life from drunk Jewish cuckold”?
Can’t use words like “Jewish” and “cuckold” so here is: bald Mexican dybbuk sucking the life from drunk hook nosed man






These seem more like a premonition of things to come.


(lol I got banned for typing “bloated woke leftists eating themselves”)