Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[lonelygorl15]

I have no doubt she does eat all of these, but this is just another commercial with a misleading, clickbait title. All of the snacks she had have been sent for free and she's showed them in her stories before. Does she disclose that she's making this video in order to keep receiving free snacks and energy drinks? Of course not. Then she knows people desperately want to know what she really eats, so she puts that fucking title implying she's going to be honest.

I wouldn't put too much stock into how much protein she says she's eating or snacking on. The Disney eating tour videos are a more accurate depiction of what this fat bitch actually eats.

@Blerg saying "In line" vs "on line' is a regional thing. I'm from the SE US and have only heard people say "in line". Car-mel is wrong, though.

edit bc absolutely no snark or sass intended. I know there's farmers from all over the world and I've heard on line be used instead of in line. Meant as a loving FYI. Anna does say a lot of things incorrectly though. She was slurring and mispronouncing words all over the place in this video.

 

[Breadbear]

Is cake a protein now

 

[Blerg]

@Blerg saying "In line" vs "on line' is a regional thing. I'm from the SE US and have only heard people say "in line". Car-mel is wrong, though.

Spoiler: In v On

’Ey bubbie, I was just quoting from the video. SE US is not my home. I am interested in what you said tho, speech across countries and regions is fascinating to me. We know more now about each other than even our grandfathers could ever hope to know. It’s cool as fuck, no homo.

Mrs. Blerg’s Talk Correct Lesson Funtimes: it is care-a-mel. Caramel. Not carmel. CarAmel. The A is not silent. Thank you for your time.

@Breadbear Is cake a protein now

Only when pressed into bar form and injected with soy protein isolate. Do you even lift for just enough time to create 30 second asspat TikToks, bro?

Edited to talk more shit

 

[xogossipgorl]

I didn't even think @Blerg was upset by the way she said "in line."
I really thought the horror stemmed from someone thinking they needed a snack while waiting in (or on) line.

Because nobody needs a snack while they're waiting in line.

I say carmel and have been made fun of by Brits but no other American.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Recap:


All these items we saw her unpack in a company box a few weeks ago. One was a box she admited to orderering herself.

(Should be noted these are lowball prices I've seen these chips in supermarkets for up to $5 to $7 each she is posting bulk because you save to buy in bulk)

Total $524

Look $86
This is a dress not a sweatshirt....

Pop Flex Game Day Dress - Crimson $86

Snacks $438

Quest Tortilla Style Protein Chips - Spicy Sweet Chili - Pack of 8 $23 ($3 each)
Quest Original Style Protein Chips - Cheddar & Sour Cream - Pack of 8 $23 ($3 each)
Wilde Protein Chips - Buffalo - Pack of 8 $28 ($3.50 each)
Quest Cheese Crackers - Cheddar Blast - Pack of 4 $10 ($2.50 each)
Quest Cheese Crackers - Spicy Cheddar - Pack of 4 $10 ($2.50 each)
Catalina Crunch Snack Mix - Cheddar - Pack of 6 $53 ($9 each)
Quest Hero Protein Bars - Chocolate Caramel Pecan - Pack of 12 $35 ($3 each)
Barebells Protein Bars - Chocolate Dough - Pack of 12 $29 ($2.50 each)
FITCRUNCH Protein Bars - Chocolate Peanut Butter - Pack of 18 $37 ($2 each)
Power Crunch Protein Energy Bar - Chocolate Mint - Pack of 12 $22 ($2 each)
Alani Protein Bar - Caramel Crunch - Pack of 12 $30 ($2.50 each)
Built Protein Bar - Peanut Butter - Pack of 12 $30 ($2.50 each)
Built Protein Bar Puffs - Churro - Pack of 12 $40 ($3.50 each)
Legendary Foods Protein Sweet Roll - Cinnamon - Pack of 10 $33 ($3.50 each)
Alani Gummy Worms - Sour - Pack of 12 $35 ($3 each)

Nutrion Info:

Item	Size	Calories	Fat (Saturated)[Trans]	Sodium	Carbs	Fiber	Sugar (Added) [Substitute]	Protein
Quest Sweet Chili	32g	140	5 (1) [0]g	290mg	5g	1g	1 (0)g	19g
Quest Cheddar/SC	32g	140	5 (1) [0]g	340mg	5g	1g	<1 (0)g	19g
Wilde Buffalo	30g	170	10 (1) [0]g	310mg	8g	2g	<1 (0)g	10g
Quest Cheddar Blast	30g	130	7 (3.5) [0]g	420mg	10g	5g	1 (0)g	10g
Quest Spicy C	30g	130	7 (3.5) [0]g	400mg	10g	5g	1 (0)g	10g
Catalina Cheddar	28g	120	7 (2) [0]g	290mg	9g	4g	<1 (0)g	8g
Quest Choc Car Pec	60g (1 bar)	170	9 (6) [0]g	180mg	29g	11g	1 (0)g [Erythritol 2g]	15g
Barbells Choc Dough	55g (1 bar)	200	7 (3.5) [0]g	150mg	20g	3g	1 (0)g [Sugar Alc 6g]	20g
FitCrunch Choc PB	46g (1 bar)	190	8 (4) [0]g	200mg	14g	1g	3 (2)g [Sugar Alc 8g]	16g
PowerCrunch Choc Mint	40g (1 bar)	220	14 (7) [0]g	130mg	11g	1g	5 (5)g	13g
Alani Caramel	48g (1 bar)	190	7 (5) [0]g	100mg	18g	1g	8 (7)g	16g
Built Peanut Butter	48g (1 bar)	140	4 (1.5) [0]g	120mg	17g	5g	4 (4)g [Sugar Alc 6g]	17g
Built Churro	40g (1 bar)	140	2.5 (1.5) [0]g	90mg	14g	None	6 (6)g [Sugar Alc 6g]	17g
Legendary Cinnamon	63g (1 roll)	200	10 (2) [0]g	380mg	22g	9g	0 (0)g [Erythritol 8g]	20g
Alani Sour Worms	50g	90	None	25mg	36g	6g	6 (6)g	3g

 

[Angry New Ager]

Because nobody needs a snack while they're waiting in line.

The only prople who genuinely need a snack while standing in line are diabetics whose blood sugar is crashing and who will pass out if they don't pull out of that nosedive—and, in their cases, a piece of hard candy will do it.

Anna does not need a snack. She uses snacks as a means to cope with negative emotions such as boredom. That is something that she needs to address if she's going to succeed on her "health journey," because she has no idea what genuine hunger is, and uses food in inappropriate ways to manage her emotional state.

Recap:


All these items we saw her unpack in a company box a few weeks ago. One was a box she admited to orderering herself.

"I've had a ton of questions about what I'm eating, and the truth is its a lot of high-protein snacks..."

I get that Anna isn't always the most precise and careful writer, but this sentence puts across the idea that she's living mostly on high-protein snackfood, using it as substitutes for actual meals.

Which, honestly, I can believe, given that she really is an adult toddler who needs constant rewards, plus she's never shown any inclination toward cooking.

If I was cooking-averse, lived in Austin, decided to embark on a high-protein, relatively low-carb diet, and had no concept of financial restraint, I can guarantee that there are multiple businesses in town that sell pre-made meal subscriptions that cater to individual dietary needs, and that buying all of my meals through them would be an infinitely superior option to living off protein bars (and, obviously, booze). But this is Anna, and that option no doubt strikes her as "boring," and god forbid she ever be bored.

Again: she's not going to make it.

 

[xivnuhranx]

I've tried almost all of those snacks in her 'snack haul' and if she binges on them, she is going to end up with an impacted stool (already a concern for the super obese). Those high-protein snacks will wreck your bowels if you're not getting enough fiber. Some of the more 'bingeable' snacks in her haul thankfully include fiber so you're not wrecked if you binge them, but it still won't be pleasant. She doesn't need snacks anyways.

If I was cooking-averse, lived in Austin, decided to embark on a high-protein, relatively low-carb diet, and had no concept of financial restraint, I can guarantee that there are multiple businesses in town that sell pre-made meal subscriptions that cater to individual dietary needs, and that buying all of my meals through them would be an infinitely superior option to living off protein bars (and, obviously, booze). But this is Anna, and that option no doubt strikes her as "boring," and god forbid she ever be bored.

Not even that, you can get a lot of these meal subscriptions that will deliver right to your door so she doesn't even have to go out. But I think she'd let them rot in her fridge like Foodie Beauty does.

 

[GenociderSyo]

I was surpirsed how much added sugar there were in items she was acting like were diet items. I think funyuns are probably healthier then some of her choices.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Ah, Jesus

no archive pls no boolie

EDIT:
Already these comments (I cued it up for you)

Spoiler: NSFW i think

 

[Constellationzero]

Ah, Jesus

no archive pls no boolie

I didn't even bother turning on the sound because I could SMELL every second of that. And I wasn't smelling conifers, cinnamon, cocoa, and nutmeg.

Spoiler: This Comment Sanitized For YOUR Protection.

Now I have phantom whiffs in my nostrils of the eighth grade locker room complete with moldy socks/towels from the pool area along with armpits, general B.O., unwiped ass and frumunda cheese.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Wow this is really good chili i'm eating lets open Anna's yout....HOLY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.....

Archive:

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

#accountability video...

STOP ROTATING YOUR FUCKING BODY WHILE DOING ROWS YOU ROTUND RETARD.

Flat back, no rotation, engage nothing but shoulder and arm muscles. Straight up, not thrusting forward. Lift dumbbell from static position, bring perpendicular from the floor. Arm ends motion when the upper arm is in-line with the perfectly flat back. Slow lowering until nearly back at the floor, repeat. The slower, the better. Controlled motion with controlled breathing.

But ya know, Anna. She knows all and doesn't care because only haydurs are screeching about her terrible form. 'You can't be perfect all the time, so you shouldn't care that people are yelling at you that you're not perfect in your form.' But you can work on improving it, dipshit. And maybe work on having as perfect of form as possible for your tiny, short little clips that are still resulting in you being winded because you're such a fitness qweeeeeen.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Wow this is really good chili i'm eating lets open Anna's yout....HOLY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.....

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She thinks it's funny that a random fetishist stole her underwear, considering she gallivants about half-naked on her public and widely known YouTube channel?

What a retard.

 

[Barbarella]

Does Ozempic make a person horney or something? I swear, if I have to hear about Anna wanting to touch herself one more time I’m going to lose it.

I love how she still thinks she’ll end up marrying Mr. Chad Christmas Six Pack Hunk from Hallmark. Anna, any guy who can put up with you is going to be a deaf-blind bridge troll named Elmer.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Thank you guys for autistically proving that protein snacks are a psyop.
I mean, they can be helpful if you are a hustler who quickly needs a rich amount of protein and calories between workout and work and not always got the time to prepare a meal.

However, this lazy, candy crushing, disney watching, tiktok time waste expertised slob is anything but a hustler.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Thank you guys for autistically proving that protein snacks are a psyop.
I mean, they can be helpful if you are a hustler who quickly needs a rich amount of protein and calories between workout and work and not always got the time to prepare a meal.

However, this lazy, candy crushing, disney watching, tiktok time waste expertised slob is anything but a hustler.

Eating a small bag of mixed nuts would be way less calorie dense for Anna than those protein bars. I’m just imagining this ending up like the plot in Mean Girls to get Regina George to gain too much weight for her homecoming dress, with Cady giving her bars she claims will help her lose weight. Said bars are actually meant to help starving children gain more weight.

People really underestimate how many calories are in protein bars, and Anna seeing them as snack food isn’t a good way to view them. They’re probably not too bad, like you said, if you just had an intense workout and then needed to head right back to work afterwards, but Anna doesn’t do any of that. She likely feels exhausted just filming haul videos with the standing involved.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

STOP ROTATING YOUR FUCKING BODY WHILE DOING ROWS YOU ROTUND RETARD.

I appreciate your rants because I don't know enough to be able to understand what it should look like, just enough to know that it somehow doesn't look right. When I go back and look, I can see how she's doing it wrong and essentially "cheating".

 

[Xenomorph]

Does Ozempic make a person horney or something? I swear, if I have to hear about Anna wanting to touch herself one more time I’m going to lose it.

I love how she still thinks she’ll end up marrying Mr. Chad Christmas Six Pack Hunk from Hallmark. Anna, any guy who can put up with you is going to be a deaf-blind bridge troll named Elmer.

Her hormones are probably pumping due to the weight loss, it happens Im sure she will talk about her periods, too.

 

[Haram Habibi]

I haven't tried any of those bars, but have to give a shout out to Robert Irvine's FitCrunch Wafer Bars.

Yes, they're chocolate covered, but they're a nice replacement for a Little Debbie Nutty Buddy....and a lot cheaper than the snacks you can pick up at the airport (when your damn flight gets delayed for....who the hell even knows anymore?). Compared to a $8 sandwich that has been sitting in the cooler for about a week, it's a pretty good option.

Spoiler

I'm trying to up my protein as part of illness recovery. I'm doing a daily protein powder shake (whey or casein - love Legion +) to help with that increased protein need, but tbh, my favorite way of upping protein is....meat. Fish. Shrimp. Which are all cheaper than those stupid fake snacks Anna's shilling. I swear some of them should count as penitential offerings in the Catholic Church.

 

[Constellationzero]

Does Ozempic make a person horney or something? I swear, if I have to hear about Anna wanting to touch herself one more time I’m going to lose it.

I love how she still thinks she’ll end up marrying Mr. Chad Christmas Six Pack Hunk from Hallmark. Anna, any guy who can put up with you is going to be a deaf-blind bridge troll named Elmer.

You forgot extremely nose blind too.