Weird looking men thread - Men that are odd looking, celebrity or otherwise

[Rubick]

Still can't believe he was ever a model

Have you seen some of the male models being used for advertisement of suits this days ? Ugly fucking people. Worse yet most have very weirdly proportioned or and unmasculine bodies. That obsolutly make said suits look like shit. Al though to be honest modern suits unless custume made are shit.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

This retard, who is a side character for a lolcow I’m currently tracking.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Have you seen some of the male models being used for advertisement of suits this days ?

Not just suits, a lot of male (and female but that really needs a thread of its own) models are generally really odd looking these days. Was looking for a shirt for Mr. Salesman and realized that I can't really evaluate the shirt when they put the most bizarre looking individual in them, I mean, how can I look at the clothes when they put them on a guy with fucking vitiligo of all things, or pull the hotline to afterlife to call Dylan Roof to model, or get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead. You're selling clothes not the person, this isn't a slave market, just put them on the most average looking individual, so we see how the garment looks on the average person, instead of staring at the model's face.

 

[equinsu_ocha]

HP Lovecraft tbh. Idk why he always looked like he was hiding shit in his mouth

he was constantly refraining from screaming "nigger"

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

or pull the hotline to afterlife to call Dylan Roof to model

I think he's still alive. He is on death row though.

 

[Habbiegedah]

Lucas Steele.

 

[fake farts]

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You may not like it, but this is what peak freeze peach warrior billlionaire looks like.

 

[Rubick]

Lucas Steele.

Please tell me that's one of those fucked up Madame Tussaud mannequins...

 

[keytar]

Not just suits, a lot of male (and female but that really needs a thread of its own) models are generally really odd looking these days. Was looking for a shirt for Mr. Salesman and realized that I can't really evaluate the shirt when they put the most bizarre looking individual in them, I mean, how can I look at the clothes when they put them on a guy with fucking vitiligo of all things, or pull the hotline to afterlife to call Dylan Roof to model, or get the local fashionista necromancer to reanimate the one guy that's clearly straight up dead. You're selling clothes not the person, this isn't a slave market, just put them on the most average looking individual, so we see how the garment looks on the average person, instead of staring at the model's face.
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These guys would all be fine as runway models, where you're supposed to look striking, but not selling normal clothes on the Internet. You want normal looking people for that.

 

[dust]

Lucas Steele.
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tbh

 

[Flanker]

if you're ever bored, go on the australian parliament house website and look at some australian members of parliament. minutes of fun to be had looking at peculiar looking men

 

[Panzerfrau]

Michael Berryman's entire career is playing inbreds, mutants, hicks, and monsters because he was born with a genetic condition that fucks up your skin, hair, nails, and sweat glands. When he was in The Hills Have Eyes, he had to be very careful with overheating since he has no sweat glands and they were filming in a desert. Doesn't seem to have negatively affected his health much since he's 75 and still does the occasional movie.
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I feel really bad for this guy, but on the upside, he looks like a real nosferatu, which were objectively the coolest race in Vampire: the Masquerade.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Just ran through the thread to check, but I'm surprised nobody posted ProJared yet, how this obvious bird disguised as a human managed to gather a harem is always going to be a mystery

 

[Rubick]

if you're ever bored, go on the australian parliament house website and look at some australian members of parliament. minutes of fun to be had looking at peculiar looking men

Fuck.... Why do you fake a smile if you cant fake a natural one. Another one of those stupid things that Americans imported to the world.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

old time czechoslovak actor, Ferenz the Futurist

 

[fake farts]

"Man" Ellen Page has those muscles visible too, and pretty badly imo.
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It's amazing how rapidly she aged herself by trooning. I mean, she was already aging, but she jumped a whole fucking decade in a couple of years. And she looks miserable as fuck in every picture now. Lifesaving surgeries, am I right?

 

[PandaChai]

Not nearly on the same level of many in this thread, but going by a couple "Hottest Celebs of 2023" lists these are supposedly some of the best looking men on earth.

 

[877-CASH-now]

Not nearly on the same level of many in this thread, but going by a couple "Hottest Celebs of 2023" lists these are supposedly some of the best looking men on earth.
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You leave Andrew Garfield alone, he is attractive. Just not in that photo.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Sam Hyde is extremely difficult to look at. He looks like he smells very bad. I feel like the grotesqueness is played up a bit with the horrible glasses and hair but the fact is, that's how he looks, and it's an insult to my eyes.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Sam Hyde is extremely difficult to look at. He looks like he smells very bad. I feel like the grotesqueness is played up a bit with the horrible glasses and hair but the fact is, that's how he looks, and it's an insult to my eyes.
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how did you not add the best picture