Greta Gustava Martela / Kjel Anderson & Nina Chaubal / Niraj Chaubal - Stole $350k+ from Trans Lifeline, kill count of 2+ from negligence, Founders of Sisterwood/La Zorra.

[Duke-Diggler]

TransLifeline might be officially closing their doors
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It's apparent that this type of marketing is unsustainable. Normies actually do not give a flying fuck about the culture war.

 

[DSHK]

Communist leaders be like: Rules for thee, but not for me!

The soviet nomenklatura were given these and a live in driver for free while less than 10% of soviets owned cars at all and half didnt have indoor plumbing

Assuming they wanted the callers to relate to the models, I'd say they did a decent job.

Grifting the left is miles easier than grifting the right, because mainstream corporate sponsors will apparently crawl through broken glass to give you money. You don't have to rely solely on superchats, some merch dollars, and shilling stuff like freedom water.

Exactly, plus the entire internet isnt fighting them. Conservative grifters do exist but its not anywhere near as extreme as the left

 

[The Internet Dick]

I wish we had a fairy godfather billionaire willing to buy the Trans Lifeline brand and then staff the call center with Kiwi Farmers. The comedic possibilities would be endless.

SUICIDAL TROON: I've been taking HRT for three years but I look like an ogre with moobs, kids in the neighborhood clock me and laugh at me wherever I go, dogs bark at me...it's all too much and OMG I can't go on!

KF OPERATOR: No worries, ma'am, we've got you. Do you live near a hardware store?

SUICIDAL TROON: A hardware store? I don't...what?

KF OPERATOR: Is there a hardware store nearby? You know, like a Lowes, or even a Walmart?

SUICIDAL TROON: Yes, but--

KF OPERATOR: Okay, it's all okay. We're almost there. Now, how much do you weigh? Try to be as exact as you can. Much depends on it.

SUICIDAL TROON: My weight? 210 pounds, but why--

KF OPERATOR: Hang on, I'm doing the calculations--stay with me, okay? Don't hang up. We need to get this right. We need to be precise.

SUICIDAL TROON: I'm sorry, get what right? Right about what?

KF OPERATOR: Do you own a stool, not like a bar stool but one of those small ones, a step-stool? And don't worry if you don't. Push comes to shove, we can always improvise...

And so on. I envision a big wall-sized poster in the call center reading WE'RE HERE TO HELP! featuring a cute, smiling cartoon beaver giving a thumbs-up and a wink. The beaver is our mascot. His name is Chippy.

 

[Vaclav]

No wonder Kjle is smoking his brains out with weed, this has got to piss him off something fierce. Knowing that he was out manoeuvred by a faggot named Scout of all things and lost his chance to make a million in 3 years.

Ha ha "Greta" your not even a good grifter. Better 41% yourself due to the stink of your failure. Blood is the only thing that will cleanse the stain of failure that clings to you.

There's a particularly delicious brand of schadenfreude that comes from watching despicable people squander their chances for success. Chelsea van Valkenburg and MovieBob had a shot at being major e-celebs and even public figures but they were too incompetent to take advantage of the opportunities they were handed. Rhys McKinnon literally had it made career-wise and was lining up increasingly high-profile media appearances, but he was just such a noxious piece of shit he got booted from a tenured position despite trans teflon.

All Kjel and Pajeet had to do was work moderately hard for a couple years to secure the position of their charity and they could have spent the rest of their lives on easy street. They had their image where it needed to be, they were being invited to the White House. All they had to do was put in the work to hire staffers who would manage all the volunteers and keep the helpline running at some minimal level of efficiency. At that point, they could have put the organization on autopilot.

The staffers would do all the actual work - they could pick troons who would otherwise be unemployable and pay them peanuts. With flunkies handling day-to-day stuff, Kjel and Pajeet could devote all their time to traveling around, attending galas and hanging out with politicians and celebrities to shill for donations. That's the model for lots of "charities."

Instead, the two freaks tried to set up their champagne and caviar lifestyle before getting the charity into a viable state. The current TLL is a transparent grift with the barest fig leaf of legitimacy but that's all it takes to get by as a progressive organization. Shrek and his boytoy couldn't even reach that minimal standard and they fucked themselves out of the greatest opportunity they'll ever have.

Kjel, if you're reading this, every time you finish a joint and drop the butt in your ashtray just imagine that the paper was a winning lottery ticket and you didn't realize that until you were done smoking it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Kjel, if you're reading this, every time you finish a joint and drop the butt in your ashtray just imagine that the paper was a winning lottery ticket and you didn't realize that until you were done smoking it.

It’s one of his most destructive flaws (along with violent rage). He has enough drive to get a project started and a decent way along, but then he gets bored. With a little patience, he could have done as you said. There was the same problem with La Zorra - he got the land, he hired equipment, but as soon as the project got difficult, he lost interest.

 

[Overpriced Gaming Chair]

For some reason, I still browse Imgur frontpage. They apparently didn't get the memo.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Once TLL is gone, I wonder if the insane, obviously false trans suicide attempt statistics will go away as well.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Once TLL is gone, I wonder if the insane, obviously false trans suicide attempt statistics will go away as well.

I doubt it, attention-seeking is a central part of trans identity.

That being said, I get the impression that troons have realised that suicide-baiting has backfired. They’ve become aware that troon suicide is a meme and they get quite indignant about it. Whether that will stop them, I don’t know.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

178 large for IT is obscene. I could gear up their entire outfit with top of the line equipment and services for 20 grand and then pocket the res- ohhhhhhhhhhh, I see what's happened here.

 

[Dr. Butt]

we have a strict policy against non-consensual active rescue

Excuse me, what?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Excuse me, what?

yes, a trans suicide hotline that doesn’t require them to call police

lololol

 

[Tanner Glass]

yes, a trans suicide hotline that doesn’t require them to call police

It's not just "not required" - it's actively discouraged and outright prohibited.

Imagine working at a suicide hotline, someone actually suicidal calls up, you don't call for police and that person fucking dies. Good luck getting that off of your mind.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's not just "not required" - it's actively discouraged and outright prohibited.

Imagine working at a suicide hotline, someone actually suicidal calls up, you don't call for police and that person fucking dies. Good luck getting that off of your mind.

cute of you to assume trannies have a conscious


“troon hotline, how can i help you?”
“IM AT MY BREAKING POINT, MY PARENTS HATE ME. I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB. IM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.”
“i’m so sorry to hear that, as per troon hotline policy, i cannot call the police unless you specifically ask me too. have you thought about talking about your feelings?”
“WHAT THE FUCK? IM LITERALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF. HELP ME”
*after this scene, imagine the south park episode where the boys go to the cable company*
“IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA ACK—-“


not sure how i’d feel about working in a hotline where i am told not to call police if someone is having a mental breakdown”

 

[Marvin]

yes, a trans suicide hotline that doesn’t require them to call police

lololol

TLL was never going to be a viable suicide hotline because they refuse to practice active rescue and thus cannot get accredited. There's no monopoly on the term "suicide hotline" in the United States, as far as I know, but still, not being accredited is a huge red flag to anyone who might consider giving you institutional money. So they referred themselves as a "crisis hotline".

 

[AnOminous]

Rhys McKinnon literally had it made career-wise and was lining up increasingly high-profile media appearances, but he was just such a noxious piece of shit he got booted from a tenured position despite trans teflon.

Actually, he quit in a tard rage when he thought he had some guaranteed position in some troon group but found out after that that he didn't have that job after all and moved back in with his mom. It's a good thing because it could have taken years to excise this hemorrhoid from a tenured position and he'd have had grounds for years of lolsuits after that.

But because the dumb fat bastard quit, it's his own fault and he has nothing to sue about. Imagine the publicity he could have stirred up about being a poor, mistreated troon being discriminated against by a hate-filled Nazi college.

So they referred themselves as a "crisis hotline".

It was basically a party chat line for the friends of the troon "volunteers." Actual suicidal people, like the late Elizabeth Waite, got the cold shoulder.

Troons tried to make it somehow about Kiwi Farms. When TLL's involvement came out, though, they shut up about that shit real quick.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I doubt it, attention-seeking is a central part of trans identity.

That being said, I get the impression that troons have realised that suicide-baiting has backfired. They’ve become aware that troon suicide is a meme and they get quite indignant about it. Whether that will stop them, I don’t know.

It'll stop when troonism reaches the point where it falls out of vogue for being the go-to 'easy street' for trying to be better than anybody else without actually doing fucking anything.

After all, Troons don't actually want to be female, despite what they claim. They want to be treated as some kind of middle ground, as men who should be praised for wanting to not be men. And unfortunately it gets a lot of emotionally vulnerable people caught up in thinking that their problems are entirely due to thinking they're the wrong gender when really it's a more nuanced case-by-case thing that would require therapy at a bare minimum. Life's fucking hard and the road to dealing with it is not easy or cheap, which some people by choice and some by circumstances just can't meet, so they'll look for the easier way.

I don't think it's a coincidence that the Anti-GG's from almost a decade ago almost all universally ended up being the same kind of people who push this troon nonsense, because it's the same deal - they want attention and special treatment for just being them and not because they necessarily earned that respect and position in society. It's all a grift wearing the mask of 'social change' to milk people of their money, and those who jump on either actually drink the kool-aid or are cognizant of the short-term boost in their social status. At least until the money dries up and they all move on to the next grift.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

TLL was never going to be a viable suicide hotline because they refuse to practice active rescue and thus cannot get accredited. There's no monopoly on the term "suicide hotline" in the United States, as far as I know, but still, not being accredited is a huge red flag to anyone who might consider giving you institutional money. So they referred themselves as a "crisis hotline".

after watching null's episode on TLL, it made me realize like fuck... if we're putting the tranny and other shit aside, to be able to run a "crisis hotline" where you are dealing with people that could potentially kill themselves or kill other people with no proper care or protocol. it makes me laugh. i used to not have an opinion on trannies but certain shit they do really get at me.

i guess i can say i'm not surprised but damn

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

cute of you to assume trannies have a conscious


“troon hotline, how can i help you?”
“IM AT MY BREAKING POINT, MY PARENTS HATE ME. I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB. IM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.”
“i’m so sorry to hear that, as per troon hotline policy, i cannot call the police unless you specifically ask me too. have you thought about talking about your feelings?”
“WHAT THE FUCK? IM LITERALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF. HELP ME”
*after this scene, imagine the south park episode where the boys go to the cable company*
“IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA ACK—-“


not sure how i’d feel about working in a hotline where i am told not to call police if someone is having a mental breakdown”

Nearly all trannies are sociopaths or psychopaths. It doesn't bother them at all. They seemed to treat it as a chat line that came with asspats for hanging out and shooting the shit with other trannies for hours, whenever they felt like it of course as we already know due to experiments conducted at the time that their availability was basically random.

All trannies have a known pathological need to feel superior to others. As a tranny who "worked" the TLL phones, you got to talk to other trannies all day long who, as fellow trannies, would validate your insane gender and sexuality and political delusions, but were worse off than you because they were depressed and thinking about killing themselves. So it was nonthreatening ego tripping for them. Plus, you were associated with TLL and might reasonably be expected to get to go to parties where Greta and Nina were known to buy friends by splashing around large amounts of drugs (bought with embezzled TLL funds, of course).

So, TLL volunteers weren't bothered by any of the hard things about their position that they should feel bad about, got to lord it over other lesser troons and have all their delusions fellated, and got paid in drugs. And while you can't eat drugs, troons are all fundamentally parasites anyway and are on welfare and/or sponge off of family, if they don't have a cushy diversity hire sinecure that will let them waste hours on the phone every day that is. So that is why someone would "work" at TLL in a nutshell.

 

[AnOminous]

So that is why someone would "work" at TLL in a nutshell.

Also remember it's not like these troons even had to show up anywhere. It's not like it was a call center with dudes with headsets or anything. Just a bunch of jerkoffs with headsets who maybe occasionally got a call they had to answer. They could just lounge around in their programmer socks gooning to repulsive furry porn.

Imagine the sheer gall of corporations deciding that funding this pervert playground wasn't profitable.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Also remember it's not like these troons even had to show up anywhere. It's not like it was a call center with dudes with headsets or anything. Just a bunch of jerkoffs with headsets who maybe occasionally got a call they had to answer. They could just lounge around in their programmer socks gooning to repulsive furry porn.

Imagine the sheer gall of corporations deciding that funding this pervert playground wasn't profitable.

It has to be worse than you think. Organizations that have to rely on volunteers have to settle for a considerably lower standard of performance to start with, as these people aren't getting paid after all and are mostly unemployable except as charity cases; as someone who has done volunteer work for various nonprofits feeding the needy elderly for years, I can attest to this.

Then, mix in the abominable behavior of the average troon, and you get standards of diligence and honest effort that have joined the 41%. These people show up and they are out of their minds on horse piss hormones, the smell of their own farts, and mainlining lethal levels of copium every day, then add to the mix whatever street drugs Greta and Nina handed out at the last "fundraising event". Of course they are worse than useless for their alleged purpose of discouraging tranny suicide.

I mean, this movement treats the lives of its members as guilt-based ammunition to expend and fire at society with a battle cry of "fuck you Dad, you made me do this to myself!", they are chronically unable to admit that cutting off their dicks was a mistake and compulsively tell lies about "full-body multiple orgasms" to trick others into getting the surgery, and even if this wasn't the case, talking to another malignantly delusional cluster B who will validate all their delusions of persecution is the absolute worst thing for someone who is a suicidal tranny already. If you are suicidal and trans, you are probably better off skipping the call to TLL and go straight to slitting your wrists, as you are more likely to get help from doing that than from listening to the sort of person who volunteers for TLL.