Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.5%

  • Total voters
    356
His latest cope re: the non-existent Locals 5k gift is that the manufacturer is now leaving him on read just like Josh.
Which is even funnier when you consider Nick’s claims that “It’s going to cost me $50,000” — as if someone other than Nick himself had this idea and made this commitment in the first place. No wonder he can’t stand to spend a moment sober.
 
Beautiful. I love how he's so fucked up in this he can't even hold his hand up straight. Just holding his glass resembles a sober person trying to balance a ping pong ball on a plank of wood.
Clearly it's him playing 4D chess making sure that his hand placement doesn't sync with other videos, he knows how the Karen farms works
 
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His latest cope re: the non-existent Locals 5k gift is that the manufacturer is now leaving him on read just like Josh.
If a guy came to me wanting stuff to be manufactured but disappeared for 10 months+ without anything concrete, I will just write him off as someone unserious and will not entertain him until he drops the cash. Just speaking as someone who has ordered custom stickers for a product in the 5k+ sheets range.
 
Probably. From what I know, according to Kyle's Lawyer, they were screaming at him when to say "Objection." It was a frustrating case, don't get me wrong, but you don't spam a guy's phone while he's in the court room trying to do the defense.
All things considered, Kyle's defense team did fine.

If they had taken advice from Rekieta, by way of his viewers or otherwise, Kyle would likely have been found guilty and sentenced to death.

And I say that fully aware of the fact Wisconsin abolished capital punishment in 1853. The Rekieta curse is real.
 
The only demon Rekieta has is alcoholism, maybe with some other drugs.
Those are just symptoms of Nick’s real problem: His refusal to grow the fuck up. His parents enabled him to be an eternal child and now he’s got five of his own and he’s utterly unequipped to show them how to live as mature, self-sufficient adults.

Nick himself says all of his kids have the same single ambition: to be a streamer. I guess he’ll be just as proud when they all want to bring an internet audience into their marital intimacy, just like Nick and Kayla.
 
His latest cope re: the non-existent Locals 5k gift is that the manufacturer is now leaving him on read just like Josh.
Is he drunk texting the manufacturer in the shower too? Still can't believe he does such teenage girl shit tbh. Why do you have your phone in the bathroom outside of when you're taking a dump in the first place?
 
Why do you have your phone in the bathroom
Nick cannot bear to be alone with the voices in his head for even a moment. As long as there’s a screen in front of his face, as long as he’s manufacturing drama about dumb shit, and as long as he’s drinking he won’t have to face what he’s become or how fucked up he is.
 
I imagine the reason the manufacturer leaves him on read (if this manufacturer exists, he even contacted them, and he's not lying, which being Nick... real possibility) is because he strikes me as the kind of 'customer' who wastes your time not knowing what the fuck they want, will harp on about how to do your job even tough it is clear to all and sundry they are a useless loser, and worst of all, will never actually put $3.50 on the table to show they are serious about wanting to get shit done.

These are the kinds of people who will actively cost your business money, either by wasting staff time or, God forbid, going full retard when you manufacture something, failed to read their mind on what the fuck they wanted and then become a legal nightmare. I bet he has used "tHe CuStoMeR iS AlWays RiGhT" at least 10 times in communication with them too.

Nick, take the hint and learn to read social cues, they don't want anything to do with you, you're not a customer, you're an annoying pest.
 
I imagine the reason the manufacturer leaves him on read (if this manufacturer exists, he even contacted them, and he's not lying, which being Nick... real possibility)
This is the issue with Nick’s tall tales. He lies so much that it’s hard to believe anything he ever says. When’s the last time anyone caught him telling the truth?
 
Im not about to go through 1000s of pages to find out about the "locals gift" but I'm guessing he's still bitching about how much that'd cost and how the circumstances of his unacknowledged alcoholism is preventing him from following through.

Nick, Brother, take that money (if any of it still exists) and go to rehab.

Is he drunk texting the manufacturer in the shower too? Still can't believe he does such teenage girl shit tbh. Why do you have your phone in the bathroom outside of when you're taking a dump in the first place?

I imagine the reason the manufacturer leaves him on read (if this manufacturer exists, he even contacted them, and he's not lying, which being Nick... real possibility) is because he strikes me as the kind of 'customer' who wastes your time not knowing what the fuck they want, will harp on about how to do your job even tough it is clear to all and sundry they are a useless loser, and worst of all, will never actually put $3.50 on the table to show they are serious about wanting to get shit done.

These are the kinds of people who will actively cost your business money, either by wasting staff time or, God forbid, going full retard when you manufacture something, failed to read their mind on what the fuck they wanted and then become a legal nightmare. I bet he has used "tHe CuStoMeR iS AlWays RiGhT" at least 10 times in communication with them too.

Nick, take the hint and learn to read social cues, they don't want anything to do with you, you're not a customer, you're an annoying pest.

I case it has not been seen, his latest cope about it was clipped in the last 2 weeks.

 
The only demon Rekieta has is alcoholism, maybe with some other drugs. Same with Ralph. I get the lulz about Sonichu and whatever, but it pulls agency from these retard addicts.
To me the use of the "Sonichu demon" is a handy catch all for whatever real demon the lolcow is fighting is. Ralph has his Xannybars, Nick has his booze. It's an external force that heavily impacts their livelyhoods and they do nothing to fight it off.
 
The only demon Rekieta has is alcoholism, maybe with some other drugs. Same with Ralph. I get the lulz about Sonichu and whatever, but it pulls agency from these retard addicts.
He reads this thread more intently than he's ever read the bible so impugning his alleged Christianity by saying he's such a degenerate faggot cuck that he's allowed himself to be possessed by demons probably pisses him off in a more unique way than just talking about his mundane mental and material failings. There's a reason he sperged out so hard at PPP the one time he made the mistake of letting him onto his stream.
 
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Im not about to go through 1000s of pages to find out about the "locals gift" but I'm guessing he's still bitching about how much that'd cost and how the circumstances of his unacknowledged alcoholism is preventing him from following through.
Pretty much, as if it wasn't his own dumb ass that promised to do it.
 
Here’s some clips from the first half of his Twitch stream last night

Nick’s bald spot

Why he didn’t stream

Swatted

Rumble renegotiations in regards to Locals
 

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Nick cannot bear to be alone with the voices in his head for even a moment. As long as there’s a screen in front of his face, as long as he’s manufacturing drama about dumb shit, and as long as he’s drinking he won’t have to face what he’s become or how fucked up he is.
From what I know, if you want something with a custom print/design, you have to provide the manufacturer with a file that contains the print design and then PAY for them to make the prototype. This is usually way more expensive than the mass produced item. Like a few hundred dollars for a five dollar item.

Who wants to bet that Nick talked up the manufacturer, going on a long diatribe on what it's for like they would give a fuck and then when it's all said and done, he didnt pay for the prototype, citing the lawsuit as a reason. And then he is confused why the manufactured didn't reply back to him after 10 months of fuck all?

Also, I'm having a laugh at the thought of Nick preparing all 5k items to ship them manually one by one. The lazy fuck is not even gonna get past 10 before he gives up. He's gonna get reamed monetarily if he hands that part of the process to a third party. You think he'll do child labor instead? He's got 5 employees (kayla is too coked out to be a 6th) :story:
 
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