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Okay cool this is now about me being a pussy faggot because I agreed to do a publicity stunt and got punched a lot in exchange for a free vacation, cool, you exceptional individuals are so salty you can't even stay on track in a single thread. Let it all out of your systems, it's clearly been upsetting you for so long and now's your big opportunity!!!
Oh calm down, nigga
 
Yeah as a contract employee. I had no need for his age, since he got 1099s. Legally, he was just renting an office from me.

I'm laying in bed imagining a world where shmorky sues you over unpaid wages due to being an employee. Your legal defense could be that he was required to use his own tools and the yarn wig was his property.
 
Okay cool this is now about me being a pussy faggot because I agreed to do a publicity stunt and got punched a lot in exchange for a free vacation, cool, you exceptional individuals are so salty you can't even stay on track in a single thread. Let it all out of your systems, it's clearly been upsetting you for so long and now's your big opportunity!!!

lmao calm the fuck down, nobody's salty except our friend from SS. There isn't a single thread on the farms that stays on track, and eventually some hotpockets janitor will wander by and clean up our shit. Spastics going off the rails and shitposting is nothing special and nothing unique to your presence. And finally, watching you get seven shades of shit knocked out of you while you tried so desperately hard to be a funnyguy was fucking hilarious, of course people are gonna talk about it.
 
actually what the fuck even was the context behind the couch photo? all i've seen reposted is that you wanted a meetup and no goon showed up
I was reading the SA thread where this happened. The gist was that Lowtax offered some SA merchandise to whoever showed up first to his office. At first it seemed like nobody would show up, then one brave goon did and snapped this photo. I'm sorry that I'm so old and boring that I can't link to the thread itself, but something about Ambien and boxed wine was mentioned.

Lowtax, I would have come, but I live in Finland.
 
Should we put in trigger warnings for you Pretty Princess Pissypants?

Oh yeah I forgot if people are posting shit about me and I post back, I'm mad and butthurt and trigger warnings and all that crap. I thought this thread was about shmorky, judging by its title, but I guess it's now the place where I get owned by people who have been following my life for over a decade.
 
I was reading the SA thread where this happened. The gist was that Lowtax offered some SA merchandise to whoever showed up first to his office. At first it seemed like nobody would show up, then one brave goon did and snapped this photo. I'm sorry that I'm so old and boring that I can't link to the thread itself, but something about Ambien and boxed wine was mentioned.

Lowtax, I would have come, but I live in Finland.

That picture is from some goon who visited the SA offices when they were around. I guess he didn't knock and just walked in and took a picture of Rich while he was sleeping.
 
I was reading the SA thread where this happened. The gist was that Lowtax offered some SA merchandise to whoever showed up first to his office. At first it seemed like nobody would show up, then one brave goon did and snapped this photo. I'm sorry that I'm so old and boring that I can't link to the thread itself, but something about Ambien and boxed wine was mentioned.

Lowtax, I would have come, but I live in Finland.

I don't drink boxed wine and although I have taken Ambien in the past, I hadn't that night. That was during my divorce and I fell asleep on the couch because I'd been avoiding my then wife for as much as possible. The dude who came by saw it fit to take a photo of me before introducing himself or saying he was there, which seemed pretty creepy to me.

But that night, no boxed wine or Ambien, just tired.
 
I don't drink boxed wine

wtf box wine is great. I have literally doxed people here for preferring wine in bottles the fancy faggots.

But that night, no boxed wine or Ambien, just tired.

There is literally a bottle of wine and a bottle of pills sitting on the coffee table right there in the picture, fam.
 
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Actually, Just leave @Lowtax and KF will probably do the same, if you cant ignore the speds in the topic thats honestly probably the best option.

Cause a bunch of you were asking me to post here and I saw people here were spreading lies about my kids, so I needed to clear that up.

But yeah, if this turns into another SS generic thread, I'll leave it be and y'all can reminisce about how I was an even worse stupid faggot a decade ago or whatever.
 
Cause a bunch of you were asking me to post here and I saw people here were spreading lies about my kids, so I needed to clear that up.

But yeah, if this turns into another SS generic thread, I'll leave it be and y'all can reminisce about how I was an even worse stupid faggot a decade ago or whatever.

If you leave we'll just think up even better lies to spread about your kids and probably your wife too lmao.

Yeah, can you read the label on them? They were for cholesterol. And the boxed wine was a gift from another goon.

What's your cholesterol levels at now?
 
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