Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SmugTomato]

Better hope they don't pitch it to Jack as being "greener," though.

Just say it's Keto.

 

[Polska krowa]

I went to check out the recorded stream, and this is what you're greeted with directly after pressing play:

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What is it with """Eye-talian""" American streamers and not muting when making a bunch of gross noises

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Alkaline hydrolysis: it's been legal in Tennessee since 2013.

Better hope they don't pitch it to Jack as being "greener," though.

Just tell him that it will destroy the environment and that it will make liberals angry. He'd sign up for it right away.

 

[Sneedmiser]

What is it with """Eye-talian""" American streamers and not muting when making a bunch of gross noises

It's their culture, bigot. Speaking of I actually wonder if Jack has any feeders in his audience, he's essentially the living embodiment of their endgoal.

 

[TheTractor]

I laugh at Jack for many things but man his speech is just sad, ''Ogay Eberyone Jag Off heer" and he's still making sugary chocolate biscuits and fatter than ever, his family must hates his guts if they still allow him to eat that way.

 

[SandyCat]

It sent my sides into orbit when I saw 3 literal retards could cook better food than Jack

Fucking hell, where does this even put Jack on the totem pole?

 

[The Early 2000s]

I laugh at Jack for many things but man his speech is just sad, ''Ogay Eberyone Jag Off heer" and he's still making sugary chocolate biscuits and fatter than ever, his family must hates his guts if they still allow him to eat that way.

His family is just as dumb as he is. They all enable each other; they don't 'let' Jack eat unhealthy shit while sipping kale smoothies and rice cakes, they are the ones right there with him gorging on fast food all the time. Tammy was made for Jack, like a female carbon-copy of him; anyone who seriously says Tammy hates Jack is dead wrong.

You (and everyone else) shouldn't feel sad about anything with Jack. He knows full well the path he's on will lead to ruination, but he also knows the path is filled with gud meet and yummy sweets so he doesn't give a flying fuck - and neither should you. We are talking about a man who gave up on post-stroke therapy to regain use of his arm, because he couldn't get an automatic muscle stimulator for free. His current situation is the future he chose - why pity someone whose outcome was entirely in their control?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

We are talking about a man who gave up on post-stroke therapy to regain use of his arm, because he couldn't get an automatic muscle stimulator for free.

That's the thing that bothers me the most about Jack. He had a pathway back to regaining arm function and he decided against it because it might cost something. Just put the effort in! Getting warm only feels good if you were cold before.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

It's their culture, bigot. Speaking of I actually wonder if Jack has any feeders in his audience, he's essentially the living embodiment of their endgoal.

Bruh….he’s married to a feeder fetishist.

It’s a feeder / fin-dom fetish cohor.
T.


Jack makes Tammy spend her money on his bacon borgles, smoker graveyard, and stupid business ventures like his zero effort cookbook.

Tammy reminds Jack that the McRib is back, and then teases him into going so he can get a bag full of them to choke on.

This is how they get their rocks off. Jack hasn’t seen his dick in decades, and Hammy is so frigid that the Traynor 5000 now feels like the Traynor 50.

 

[AnOminous]

Tammy was made for Jack, like a female carbon-copy of him; anyone who seriously says Tammy hates Jack is dead wrong.

I'm not sure if she hates him (if she did why is she still there) but she certainly looks disgusted and annoyed at him pretty often.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'm not sure if she hates him (if she did why is she still there) but she certainly looks disgusted and annoyed at him pretty often.

I wonder genuinely how much of it is just her knowing he could be doing the show better. Like the disgust isn't from the food, obesity, health issues, or expense, but just from how clearly he's half assing what is probably supposed to be 'his' half of the whole affairs of the Scalfani household. After all, there's no way in hell that they didn't watch cooking tv or videos at some point in their relationship together.

But whatever her feelings or sources are, I don't think its enough for her to really hate him. Probably she does still love him in some basic way, perhaps her beliefs and opinions took "Till Death" as a fairly serious commitment, perhaps she doubts she could do better herself at this point. My money is on she does still love him and just resents the low effort - She's helping more with the show as he gets worse, so she's helping with something that at least matters to him. That's some points of affection.

 

[desudesu]

I wonder genuinely how much of it is just her knowing he could be doing the show better. Like the disgust isn't from the food, obesity, health issues, or expense, but just from how clearly he's half assing what is probably supposed to be 'his' half of the whole affairs of the Scalfani household. After all, there's no way in hell that they didn't watch cooking tv or videos at some point in their relationship together.

But whatever her feelings or sources are, I don't think its enough for her to really hate him. Probably she does still love him in some basic way, perhaps her beliefs and opinions took "Till Death" as a fairly serious commitment, perhaps she doubts she could do better herself at this point. My money is on she does still love him and just resents the low effort - She's helping more with the show as he gets worse, so she's helping with something that at least matters to him. That's some points of affection.

It seems that Hammy, who converted the fat man to adopt his current fake Christian persona, chooses not to divorce him despite their obvious lack in love and passion. This decision might be rooted in her religious beliefs, which likely oppose divorce. Interestingly, this stubborn adherence to that belief contrasts with their daily engagement in other sins, such as fraud, envy and gluttony.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I'm not sure if she hates him (if she did why is she still there) but she certainly looks disgusted and annoyed at him pretty often.

Tamham definitely has resting bitch face. Wouldn't you be annoyed also if your significant other watches cartoons all day because he lost half of his brain function and use of one of his arms because of MEEEEEAAATTTTTTT!

 

[ZipDisk]

Point of Order, Jack failed his Italian heritage test. He failed it hard.

 

[AnOminous]

She's helping more with the show as he gets worse, so she's helping with something that at least matters to him. That's some points of affection.

She also has to know, unless she is senile herself, that he's literally retarded at this point. He obviously barely doesn't even understand what's going on around him. Even when he's ordering "gud fud" at some restaurant that gives him "moar meet," he literally doesn't even know what he's ordering. He sometimes even has to ask what he's eating.

Then he says "gud fud" and gets his tax decuction.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

There is no way she doesn't have some sweet life insurance policy on him.

 

[Tiresome]

She also has to know, unless she is senile herself, that he's literally retarded at this point. He obviously barely doesn't even understand what's going on around him. Even when he's ordering "gud fud" at some restaurant that gives him "moar meet," he literally doesn't even know what he's ordering. He sometimes even has to ask what he's eating.

Then he says "gud fud" and gets his tax decuction.

My grandparents are 88 and 86 years old and both of them are more cogent, engaged, intelligent and interesting than Jack is on his best days now.

 

[indomitable snowman]

There is no way she doesn't have some sweet life insurance policy on him.

What insurance company would have a large policy on a man with 5x strokes?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

What insurance company would have a large policy on a man with 5x strokes?

The kind that would hire him.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Tammy,

Wheel Jack outside in the winter cold and lock the door.

Before you move him outside, go on the Find My app and brick his phone temporarily. Relish the yelling, crying, sobbing, and whining. Then bring him back in and order him some doordash.

Make Jack your bitch. Go git it girl