Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Love Is Blue]

>They have an idea they have Hot Ones but instead of eating hot wings, they suck increasingly larger dicks (this is fucking stupid)

wow so subtle

 

[TokiBun]

Who the hell is this podcast for because it’s certainly not the fans. Masturbating in front of a mirror is less embarrassing than these morons thinking anyone wants to hear about their boring, shallow lives.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Section 13: Revisiting waitstaff topic

you forgot to add that anisa said wait staff have to pay (someone?) if they dont get enough tips to meet minimum wage. she insisted this multiple times, even after dane and ian corrected her that you are compensated the difference not charged for it, saying she had to “tip out” the kitchen staff with her own money.

sounds like she got swindled by some clever mexicans lmao

 

[anustart76]

So I noticed Ian and Kristen Stewart have the same terrible haircut

 

[JelloJerk]

>Anisa feels bad because she sees them similar to girls at Earl's Girls (bootleg Hooters)
>She wanted to be hired at a place like that just for the validation that you are hot enough to work at a sleezy joint like Earl's Girls
>She argues that women tend to stay in shitty gigs like that because they're receiving that validation that they're hot
>Anisa admits she's nasty to other women because of that Hooter girl mindset (Tana Mongeau? Eh eh?)
>They discuss that women will act hostile and degrade themselves because they are rewarded for such behavior (landing a multimillionaire YouTuber husband, nudge nudge wink wink)

Kind of a based section coming from them, but I'm guessing they see it as men still being at fault for desiring this behaviour, or something

>Anisa embellishes her stories because of her cultural background
>Ian still hates his Tana Mongeau video (the one Anisa pushed him to make) because Tana embellished a lot of stories and now his wife does it

If I were a CULTURAL MOOOOOSLIM (or Lebanese), I would sure love it if some whore said that the reason she lies is because of her cultural background.

Also good to know that they're likely going through every hate video and more than likely reading this thread. That's the positive wholesome encouragement I need

Went through Anisa's Twitter today to see if she started seething about the wedding situation yet. Nothing.
But here's a very insightful take from health expert, nutritionist, gym junkie, kinesiologist, Anisa Jomha:

(A/T)

Oh and I checked the OF account. No Tweets since Nov 13. I thought she was going to upload weekly! I had it in my head that she was going to release stuff in conjunction with the rest of Ian's stuff because that would be funny, but maybe it's later in the week.

 

[Godmode]

This came from someone in this thread talking about a story that was going around in the LC days where Kat, Max, Ian, and Anisa went in a yatch trip and Anisa tried to imitate Kat during the trip, which freaked Max and Kat out. Did this boat trip actually happen, to your knowledge?

What I'm seeing instead is that Anisa used to actually act like Max or at least people said she did. I remember people used to say that she looked like MaxMoeFoe when she first started the OF. Interesting implications...


This is what weekly uploads devolve to in modern YouTube huh? I expect more garbage reaction videos in the future. Keep up the content grind Ian!!!

He has PINNED a comment asking why he didn't go to the wedding, oh dear.
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"Scheduling".

And of course, new podcast episode out.

I watched the first minute, and they're talking about going to the gym, and she already has the tattoo so this is a recent recording. Makes my theory that she needed to rest for the tattoo hold less water in my eyes (it's an excuse either way, but just saying that if they try to pull that then it's not very consistent).

So they have Dane on camera now, and is just me or was Anus locked in annoyed resting bitch face because he was stealing her camera time? Betting he will be told to limit his interactions going forward.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

>Anisa and Ian apparently love to bond over parody songs, specifically the ones that just replace words with "cum"

Must be all the maturity and growth to appreciate such a masterpiece of word play

you forgot to add that anisa said wait staff have to pay (someone?) if they dont get enough tips to meet minimum wage. she insisted this multiple times, even after dane and ian corrected her that you are compensated the difference not charged for it, saying she had to “tip out” the kitchen staff with her own money.

sounds like she got swindled by some clever mexicans lmao

Sounds like she worked somewhere that pooled tips and was too stupid to know what it meant

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Who the hell is this podcast for because it’s certainly not the fans

I'll say it again, Anisa. This is for Anisa and not in the idubbzz-is-a-cuck meme way. Like legit this is for Anisa. She truly believes she held more clout when she was a streamer than Ian as a youtuber. She failed at being an e-whore, she failed at being a boxing guru (lmao never even got in a ring), she failed a being a boxing promoter, now it's time to return to her roots where she has a delusional belief that she was once an important and influential person. She's going to show the haters that she can pick up where she left off and she really is a girl boss who is famous and not a walking truck stop bathroom stall with googly-eyed tits.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

He is playing WoW.

Either he hates life or wants to feel the good old times when his life was on the right track.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

What fucking scheduling is he talking about? Posting videos about fast food employee training and podcasts that anyone can barely listen to? Don't bother pre-recording this shit because what the fuck is this podcast for anyway? It's not like it's enlightening, let alone entertaining.

This was different when he was ghosting Sam about the documentary because some of his fans that are still around don't care about Sam at all. I hope his fans keep hounding him with questions about why he can't go to Max's wedding and keep eternally seething until he either leaves Anisa, troons out, or bites the bullet.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

He has PINNED a comment asking why he didn't go to the wedding, oh dear.
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"Scheduling".

Scheduling for what? Getting the snack tray for the Bull? If Joji can literally plan a fucking music tour around being able to attend, this greasy retard (whose days consists of doing nothing but making the shittiest reaction videos imaginable) certainly could. It's not even a good excuse.

 

[gangster computer god]

>Ian and Anisa admit they watched a "hate video" where they point out that Anisa is always there and Ian doesn't do anything alone

They were directly quoting BigBunjeee's video, I think they watched the creator clash one he put out not too long ago. He has made 3 (with ian johma, idubbbz being the other two) so it's hard to remember which one specifically contained the video of him with the interview where he looks over at her and then the floating phone thing. Also, top hat moment:

Spoiler: sperg analysis of boring podcast (who watches this shit?)

The mental gymnastics both of them pull are so crazy. Anus claims she's "just trying to exist" while constantly chasing fame. Anisa puts herself out there as a content creator and she's claimed she was more popular than Ian at one point, but she just doesn't want any sort of criticism whatsoever. Now this podcast too, it's all a bid for attention! It's so lame that she is able to sit there and admit she starts shit, has in the past, been nasty about other women, then act like she's "changed and growed" so much that she is so above other people. She just changed her appearance and thought that equated to actual growth. It's really baffling, maybe they are both disassociating just to cope with daily life? Huge reach there and arm chair psychology is gay, but I can't comprehend how you don't feel any shame and think this is the path to .. anything. Hearing them both talk about their "mental health journey" is really illuminating. I doubt Anus is honest with any doctor, and by her admission she moved around a lot. I'm not a professional, but switching doctors a lot can cause your healthcare to get fucked up, even with physical ailments. The whole "we didn't actually raise any money for charity" stuff really didn't register for them at all, they act like begging their fans to fix their fuck-up is a moral good. I guess being retarded is the best way to own the haters? The two Jomhas have such a funny understanding of the world, as if they are stuck as new to LA social-climbing 20 year olds. I am crossing my fingers for a CC3 to own the haters, though.

 

[JelloJerk]

They were directly quoting BigBunjeee's video, I think they watched the creator clash one he put out not too long ago. He has made 3 (with ian johma, idubbbz being the other two) so it's hard to remember which one specifically contained the video of him with the interview where he looks over at her and then the floating phone thing. Also, top hat moment:

Hmm, I thought they might've been referring to a Glitch Poachers video. I'm not sure if he made that point specifically, but I think that if they were talking about Bunjeeeee they would have a lot more to say. Maybe some flagellation from Mr. Dubbbz about how the toxic fanbase he's created are now making *gasp* funny videos!!!

Nov 19 stream clip dump part 5
(Part 1, 2, 3, 4)
iDubbbz fumbles around the game menu and asks people to not be mean to him!!!
JelloJerk, he's obviously being ironic here!
No, I think we're seeing the meta-irony master in action

Interesting to note, Anisa drew the sub badges. Ian says that she still needs to do more badges for beyond the 6 month mark "but um................. we're working on it"

Here are the sub badges. I don't know if she made the emotes as well but it does look like her artstyle.


Ian has a Joker moment.

Hater chud gets OWNED!!!!

This is kind of weird. Someone-- I don't know if Anisa, the jannies, Dan, or someone else tells him that it's late so he should consider wrapping up soon. Treating it very professionally when he's just sitting there playing video games. Maybe it's because he's at an office (yeah he's at an office for this. I'm not even gonna rag on it. Anything to get away from the wife amirite)

iDubbbz is very adamant about correcting people that Anisa is his wife and not girlfriend. "To be honest I gotta get used to saying it myself"
It cuts off at the end there but basically he said he doesn't go to Anisa and refer to her as wife directly, so it's hard getting used to.

Some absolute LIAR in the chat says that they like his hair and came into the stream just for the hair.

iDubbbz gets cucked in these next two clips. I really wish I could read chat to see what they were saying.

I like the way he says "be careful" in the most monotone voice ever. Sigdubbbz doesn't really care.

"What's the word for "platonic seducing"? Is that a thing?"
Uhhh that's called BEFRIENDING you dumb nigger

And REMEMBER: iDubbbz doesn't want your views ANYWAY you fucking CHUDS. He's happy with his dying channel because it's watched by people who LIKE his new wholesome chungus content.

 

[VitaminDsupplements]

>They talk about how waitstaff are paid less than minimum wage because they get tips or minimum wage if tips don't reach minimum wage

It depends on the state but this is not true in Washington. Regardless of how much you make in tips, you still get minimum wage.

 

[JelloJerk]

Nov 19 stream clip dump part 6
(Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Fat man jumpscare. I'm guessing this is Uncle Dane.

Clip actually ends at 15 seconds in. Sony Vegas has made me redo a bunch of clips because it kept rendering a black void and it has done it to me again but I am tired and don't want to deal with it fuck you Sony Vegas go suck a million nigger dicks FUCK YOU

Someone says he has that "transgender swagger", he says "I like that". Erm...

He's planning on making a new Bad Unboxing. Hypes it up a bunch. From what he's saying, I'm guessing he's doing the formula of the earliest episodes where he just unboxed random shit. You know, the ones he (and most other people) considered to be terrible? No Samurai Buyer, no fanmail... do they even make Lootcrate/1UP Box anymore? If they do he would probably gush over them instead. Ugh, I hate reboots.

Edited out the INTENSE GAMING sections.

This must be the they/them shit that @Shuhalo was talking about. Do you remember what the chatter said?

He drags this into an awful joke about how he's gonna trigger the chuds by rebranding to theydubbbz

End of the stream, soyjacks about a hammer and sickle and talks about how Hasan would like it. The optimist in me likes to think that he's being ironic and lowkey hates Hasan, but I know that's not the case.

Overall, if I'm being honest, this was less of a chore to go through than the IRL streams, even if this is technically more dull. Probably because I could just put it in the background while I did other shit. It would almost be comfy if it wasn't so depressing and he wasn't so greasy.
Also, to the people saying that he must be depressed and longing for better days if he's playing WoW-- He definitely brings up the nostalgia factor and how he used to play it back in middle school. You're probably right.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

>scheduling got in the way
scheduling for fucking what you retarded nigger

Timeline got fucked up.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Joji has said some dumb shit in regards to supporting BLM, but as far as not hating his prior fan base and supporting his friends the dude is legit. Idubbbz is the worst kind of man.

Honestly I cannot fault someone with mainstream(ish) appeal to take a very mild Current Year stance, it's quite another thing to actively be donating to a retarded cause like BLM. Joji probably just wants to avoid controversy where he didn't say anything.

 

[TokiBun]

There’s something so poetic about Ian and Boogie being pathetic and scummy at the same time. How long until Ian freaks out because he’s making 0 money for the succubus to waste?

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

He has PINNED a comment asking why he didn't go to the wedding, oh dear.
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"Scheduling".

I love the replies from his new bitch made fans calling this person parasocial and saying he's way too invested in Ian's life for asking a simple question. They have such a tenuous grasp on real life they don't even understand why it's noteworthy to miss the wedding of someone you've referred to as your best friend on multiple occasions, but yes it's the ones curious about this and not taking "scheduling conflict" when he's done nothing in years let alone the last month of any importance that are totally obsessed and chronically online...

 

[LimeRikki]

If Ian troons out Anisa will get jealous of all the lovebombing and attention he'll get at the start. And I really wanna see how her BPD attention seeking mania would repond to that.