"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Coalescence]

Possible topic for the Troon Segment, a UK museum has declared that Roman Emperor Elagabalus was, in fact, a brave trans folx.

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Their source? A historian who worked for his successor Emperor, who had every reason to call Elagabalus a dumb faggot.

Elagabalus, widely considered the worst Emperor, known only for being an incompetent, hedonistic, teenaged gay male prostitute who died young.
I can't think of a more fitting historical figure for trannies to try and co-opt.

 

[Wodanaz]

Just hoping it doesn't go like dick or rekieta of "hey guys I got in this argument with some retard on Twitter who dunked on me, I'm gonna spend 30 painful minutes in a shower argument to lick my wounds that only my most parasocial fans could possibly enjoy." Twitter is like crack for dudes with daddy issues, and not just in the addictive sense.

There are a few MATI segments from years ago wherein Josh describes his twitter dopamine situation ad he argues back and forth with literally whos. They were funny because he looked at it from the outside and remarked on how people get addicted to this stuff, and he didn't spend 30 minutes going over the details.

 

[Berrakh]

Possible topic for the Troon Segment, a UK museum has declared that Roman Emperor Elagabalus was, in fact, a brave trans folx.
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Their source? A historian who worked for his successor Emperor, who had every reason to call Elagabalus a dumb faggot.

Elagabalus, widely considered the worst Emperor, known only for being an incompetent, hedonistic, teenaged gay male prostitute who died young.
I can't think of a more fitting historical figure for trannies to try and co-opt.

Me: “yeah that guy who neg-rated me is a huge faggot troon.”

Future Historians: “actually the kiwifarms were the real transsexuals.”

 

[CHARizard]

@Null is there a stream today? Didnt see a post on Xitter.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Urgent: new clip for the Rekieta segment. Him seething at Warski.

He does both the "I don't know why Andy is being mean to me, I was always nice to him" and the "yeah you know he was really down bad and he was cokehead who pulled a gun on someone, but I love you brother and I hope you make all the monies."

EDIT: also this

 

[Kees H]

@Null is there a stream today? Didnt see a post on Xitter.

He confirmed on Telegram there will be one around midnight EU, 6 pm EST.

 

[Wodanaz]

https://twitter.com/MATILiveClips

new MATI clipper is up

 

[Maude Snew]

Sir. This is a video game podcast.

That fucker doesn't care. The exact moment I unsubscribed from his regular show was when mid review he went on a tangent about how much he loves to suck cock and how good he is at it for two minutes and that was even before he transitioned but after the wrestling shit started if memory serves. He just gets off on that shit, it's fucking disgusting.

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

I don't know if this was posted already, but 8 days ago Sagittarius Shawty was in one of Andrew Callaghan's Channel 5 news youtube series. She proceeds to talk about how she hates asians, shits on people's chests, and thinks white penis looks like raw chicken.

Time stamps for her parts are: 0:00 , 14:03 , 16:09

 

[God's strongest milkman]

That fucker doesn't care. The exact moment I unsubscribed from his regular show was when mid review he went on a tangent about how much he loves to suck cock and how good he is at it for two minutes and that was even before he transitioned but after the wrestling shit started if memory serves. He just gets off on that shit, it's fucking disgusting.

The real question is if it's Jim just being a really obnoxious and disgusting gay man with a fetish for being gross or if he's trying to emulate female humor in an effort to act more "like a woman" by making unsubtle statements and jokes about his "sexual" organs and how much he likes cock like an even more off putting version of amy schumer.

 

[Terrifik]

will update if develops.

 

[Sultan Bin Jewstar]

Good news @Null ! Jim Sterling is pregnant! He just announced it on the windbreaker podcast with Jim Sterling

Timestamp link

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More 'context'.
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I wish trannies were cold-blooded so their bodies could think they were dead, would brumate, and then we could say things like, "their body thought they were dead, so we cremated them and forgot they existed"

 

[FamicomGorby]

You know yahtzee, the fast talking, hard bitten, tough as nails game critic, entertaining this retarded bullshit, really makes me lose a lot if respect for him. I thought he could tell reality apart from fantasy.

You do have to remember that Yahtzee is British and while he may say cunt and nigger, he's eternally cucked by the Queen/King.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

This is the hardest Jim Sterling has ever made me laugh AND cringe at the same time. https://twitter.com/sleepy_devo/status/1727007234893463742
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Edit: Pardon me, late to the news

 

[Optantrix]

Dankogrgic has came back to the farms

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Anytime someone is using the f word with the Lord's name, @ImTalkingToLosers will arrive to gently, but also firmly, ask them not to. One of my favorite things to see because it always brings a smile to my face.

 

[Terrifik]

Infinite meme works

 

[ForTheHoard]

Infite meme works
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This is the closest Binance has ever been to being a real bank.

 

[Blackstar]

@Null, very late but Trisha's pregnant again

 

[Oxyjen]

This probably isn’t worth posting here (or anywhere) but it made me laugh for being extremely American. Cop arrest video where no-one dies.

(Watch to 1:30 then skip to 5:30)

 

[Sneeds]

Play this for the intro since Argentina got a new president. It’s mostly instrumental anyway