I don't understand a balldo

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I don't have balls, but seems a bit off you would cram them into that thing and then try to fuck with it. Wouldn't that hurt? I just wrap my mind around how that is supposed to work and make a man feel good. Is this for men with ball crushing fetishes or...? Why would you want to do this? Is there a single woman who would ever want to have balls in their vag? Like just...what...
 
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Don’t feel too bad — plebs aren’t meant to understand the balldo. The balldo represents a retvrn to the mystical arts of the past; some simply aren’t worthy of it. Only the most aristocratic of men can grasp the power of Nature’s Harmonic Ballgasm, and then only after years of training.
 
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Look, you got to understand that it's a joke! Just a joke! Not an alcohol induced effort at profound thought on a weird sex toy. The balls are sensitive. Just like the dick! What if you could fuck with your balls instead lf your dick?! Genius!

Stop asking questions. Don't ask why a woman would appreciate being fucked by the balls rather then the dick. Even if the dick is kinda the point, literally. Also don't ask why I man would want to cram his balls into plastic and then cram the the plastic encased balls into an orifice surrounded by muscles designed to clamp down as hard as possible.

Stop thinking logically. Instead think like a coomer who has downed an entire bottle of single malt by 4 AM in a 4 hour time span, has not sleapt since 3 PM the previous day and is live streaming the entire time to the world.

If your dick feels good in a hole, won't your balls feel good too?
 
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It probably would be uncomfortable and/or hurt, but if you're an alcoholic middle aged semi-closeted freak like Nick Rekieta clamping a dick shaped thing onto your balls and putting it in your wife might be the closest you can get to actual normal person intercourse without stooping to a strap on. Like maybe you do it to remind both of you of a time when that was a thing you were able to do.

Idk unless your dick got ripped off in an industrial accident and you're trying to make the best of what you've got left there's no excuse to need something like that.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
It probably would be uncomfortable and/or hurt, but if you're an alcoholic middle aged semi-closeted freak like Nick Rekieta clamping a dick shaped thing onto your balls and putting it in your wife might be the closest you can get to actual normal person intercourse without stooping to a strap on. Like maybe you do it to remind both of you of a time when that was a thing you were able to do.

Idk unless your dick got ripped off in an industrial accident and you're trying to make the best of what you've got left there's no excuse to need something like that.
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Daily reminder Rekieta's dick probably don't work too good no more with how much booze he pounds a day
 
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I seen some public ball crushing once. Years back my wife and I went to some taboo fetish trade show thing, this was before everything was infested by faggotry, it was pretty lame, mostly just a bunch of people selling whips and dildos and stuff, I think my wife bought some lingerie from there, but as we were leaving we went past this central area and they had this stage set up and these two skimpy dressed chicks were inviting dudes to come up on stage and then football punting them in the balls in front of everybody.

We probably stood there for a good 5-10 minutes just watching guy after guy get up there and let these bitches just fucking destroy their junk. It was horrifying but kinda like a bad car wreck you just couldn't look away. They weren't being gentle either they were wearing long stiletto boots and fucking givin 'er with those kicks a lot of those dudes were in tears as they hobbled away. It kind of made me feel sick to watch.
 
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Grub said:
I seen some public ball crushing once. Years back my wife and I went to some taboo fetish trade show thing, this was before everything was infested by faggotry, it was pretty lame, mostly just a bunch of people selling whips and dildos and stuff, I think my wife bought some lingerie from there, but as we were leaving we went past this central area and they had this stage set up and these two skimpy dressed chicks were inviting dudes to come up on stage and then football punting them in the balls in front of everybody.

We probably stood there for a good 5-10 minutes just watching guy after guy get up there and let these bitches just fucking destroy their junk. It was horrifying but kinda like a bad car wreck you just couldn't look away. They weren't being gentle either they were wearing long stiletto boots and fucking givin 'er with those kicks a lot of those dudes were in tears as they hobbled away. It kind of made me feel sick to watch.
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What was the audience reaction like, applause, laughter, oooh's/ahhhs's, dead silence? Did your wife ever give you a nudge to take a crack at it?
 
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What was the audience reaction like, applause, laughter, oooh's/ahhhs's, dead silence? Did your wife ever give you a nudge take a crack at it?
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A bit of all of the above. Some people were laughing. Some people were staring in bewildered. There was definitely some cringing from the dudes. No she was appalled and didn't really understand what the fuck was going on or why anyone would willingly do that. She never really spent a lot of time on the internet growing up so she's somewhat naive about how fucked up in the head people can be.
 
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