Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

What even brought this on anyway? The only time I've seen our wife's body getting destroyed being talked about was...here.

Claire did it too. In fact, I think it might have been before anybody on the Farms caught it. I seem to recall a lot of the early commentary here involved people agreeing with her.

Like I've said before, I think her criticism about his "body destroyed" rant really tilted him hard. She's a married woman with kids too, and could speak to how what he said could be interpreted. Hence him being so happy when she got hacked.

I know some people think the "Jimwalking" shit was cringe, but the woman simply was NOT wrong about how Nick was treating or portraying Kayla.

But later, 13:20 into the rant, Nick appears to go into a diatribe about what men should say when their wives become bulimic post-pregnancy:

I would bet you anything this is him running damage control over what he said earlier.

IOW, he knows what he said earlier is stupid, but he's rather than retract it, or draw more attention to it, he's gonna wallpaper over it with something else.

 

[Anticipointment]

POV: You're addressing criticism from alogs on your Lawtube™ stream from inside your own head:

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“The literal moment I saw her, I said I…am…going…to…make…this…woman…”
Expected to hear this followed by “my wife”, or “my partner for life”, or “the happiest lady on earth”.
Foolish thought. Of course, Nick makes it about what she can do for him. “I am going to make this woman, something special for me.”

This half-hour clip screams "marriage problem" of some kind. Nick looks like he is approaching a complete physical and mental collapse now. He is getting hit from so many different directions close to him that he can't even properly COPE about his problems anymore. The amount of time he is spending defending his wife and kids and talking about those no-fun scandinavian church people means that the fires are breaking out close to home now.

The ship is sinking. It seems only a matter of time now until something very bad happens.

Bruh. Even if she’s small, if a guy really loves his wife, he won’t talk about her weight, repeatedly, for a half hour or at all. He claims not to care what she weighs but he knows her exact weight and dress size at every age & stage of life. And then tells the whole Internet about it. He mentioned her current weight at least three times. Surprised he didn’t give her height so we can math out her BMI. Kayla is trashy & dumb but nobody who wants to stay married ought to talk about their wife like this. Can’t wait to hear more of Nick’s relationship advice.

ETA ninja’d by @John Andrews Stan mobile post wouldn’t go through

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick downs shot after shot of whiskey for hours and then complains about how “every day” he’s struggling “to get through life for the six people around me.” At no point does he consider that he might be struggling to do life every day because he gets tanked every goddamn night.

Textbook alcoholics are so predictable.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Claire did it too. In fact, I think it might have been before anybody on the Farms caught it. I seem to recall a lot of the early commentary here involved people agreeing with her.

Like I've said before, I think her criticism about his "body destroyed" rant really tilted him hard. She's a married woman with kids too, and could speak to how what he said could be interpreted. Hence him being so happy when she got hacked.

I know some people think the "Jimwalking" shit was cringe, but the woman simply was NOT wrong about how Nick was treating or portraying Kayla.


I would bet you anything this is him running damage control over what he said earlier.

IOW, he knows what he said earlier is stupid, but he's rather than retract it, or draw more attention to it, he's gonna wallpaper over it with something else.

No I know about Claire. I'm referring specifically to the timing. The destroyed body was discussed here very recently because someone asked and was skeptical and then was provided receipts. There was no reason for nick to address it now. Not even when someone in his chat says his wife is bullimic. He could have ignored it.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Why does he feel the need to go online and tell everyone that his wife had bulimia?

Nick, stop drinking. Or drink more, I don't really give a shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There was no reason for nick to address it now. Not even when someone in his chat says his wife is bullimic. He could have ignored it.

Funny how Nick “hates drama” yet always does the exact thing that will give oxygen to drama and expand its internet footprint.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Here's a little pro tip for you balldoman:
Most women in healthy relationships won't resort to bulimia to lose weight after pregnancy. You already know this but I fucking hate you and I hope our wife reads this.

Spoiler: Source

I've impregnated literally hundreds of German Shepherds black women

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Here's a little pro tip for you balldoman:
Most women in healthy relationships won't resort to bulimia to lose weight after pregnancy. You already know this but I fucking hate you and I hope our wife reads this.

Spoiler: Source

I've impregnated literally hundreds of German Shepherds black women

A woman being conscious of her weight wouldnt wait until her latest kid is 5 years old to try hard with weight loss. She was steadily growing fatter and for the most part looked happy...until nick started verbally destroying her online. This was all nick guaranteed.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bruh. Even if she’s small, if a guy really loves his wife, he won’t talk about her weight, repeatedly, for a half hour or at all. He claims not to care what she weighs but he knows her exact weight and dress size at every age & stage of life. And then tells the whole Internet about it. He mentioned her current weight at least three times. Surprised he didn’t give her height so we can math out her BMI. Kayla is trashy & dumb but nobody who wants to stay married ought to talk about their wife like this. Can’t wait to hear more of Nick’s relationship advice.

Yeah, he basically went from "man the harpoons" to "eat a sandwich."

Dumb drunk nigger can't even tell a more complementary story about about his wife properly.

He should quit while he's ahead behind.

No I know about Claire. I'm referring specifically to the timing. The destroyed body was discussed here very recently because someone asked and was skeptical and then was provided receipts. There was no reason for nick to address it now. Not even when someone in his chat says his wife is bullimic. He could have ignored it.

He could have, I guess, but my point is that it set it him off hard when Claire discussed it, so it doesn't surprise me he's MATI again.

Rather than understanding that whole earlier monologue was a mistake, and maybe he should just not talk about the subject anymore, he provides another stupid monologue that seems to insult her again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She was steadily growing fatter and for the most part looked happy...until nick started verbally destroying her online. This was all nick guaranteed.

Nick thinks that since he only shit-talked her body to an internet audience of thousands, it doesn’t count as giving her feedback on her looks. That’s whiskey thinkin’.

He’s lucky the worst Warski says about him is what’s obvious to everyone anyway, i.e. that he’s a drunk.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Story time, yet again.

Spoiler: Me, me, me, me

Y’know what? Another story about ol’ Bowl. Like Nick, I’m gonna make it about me. After I brought forth Little Noodle, Mr. Bowl, as soon as he was able, brought home a gigantic tray of prosciutto and a pack of Chips Ahoy. Two foods I couldn’t have, and I relished that day with gusto.

No husband worth a shit cares about what happens to his wife’s body after pregnancy because nature is gonna nature; you will have stretch marks, you will have flab, you will pee when you laugh, and that’ll be OK. Priorities change, and so does the way you see your spouse.

This isn’t funny, it’s sad. Except for him sexually licking the bottle while talking about Warski. That *was* funny. Wonder if he was the one trying to pick up Andy? LOL

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Strem is indeed happening tonight with...who?

 

[AnOminous]

Kayla is trashy & dumb but nobody who wants to stay married ought to talk about their wife like this. Can’t wait to hear more of Nick’s relationship advice.

He's pretty much Ethan Ralph with extra steps. Just like Ethan Ralph, he has a bunch of kids supported by their grandparents, just like he is.

There was no reason for nick to address it now. Not even when someone in his chat says his wife is bullimic.

He specifically picked the bulimic thing from some random lunatic as a transparent attempt to distract from the things that actually are true.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh man…

I’d imagine this is how Eric July felt like dealing with Nick the last time they talked.

https://x.com/johnxuandou/status/1726776861542556055

Even if you’re not a fan of these guys, all you have to do is watch the first minute. I promise it’s worth it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's pretty much Ethan Ralph with extra steps. Just like Ethan Ralph, he has a bunch of kids supported by their grandparents, just like he is.

That’s what makes it so funny when he talks about how Kayla “was with me during my poorest times.” Dis nigga knows we know he’s a trust fund kid yet he still can’t resist misrepresenting (read: lying about) himself.

Nick seems to have entered the phase of alcoholism where he’s no longer sure what truth or reality is. He keeps forgetting that he already got busted for all this shit months ago. It would be sad to watch if it wasn’t so fucking funny (and richly deserved).

 

[Potatoherder]

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Strem is indeed happening tonight with...who?

She hangs around with Lead Attorney and does cover this type of stuff. If she can fight off perv grandpa some real law stuff may get talked about. https://www.youtube.com/@AVtothe7thpower

 

[Spitz]

How fucking smashed is he in these? I'd say as smashed as those clips of cops pulling over drunk drivers, but I legitimately think he is incapable of even turning the key in his cars ignition.

I'm shocked we've actually not has an Axon Body Camera video of rackets yet. He must be high functioning or something, or else has so few friends in the community he has no reason to ever leave his house. Either way it's not stopping him from drunk driving on the internet.

what a disaster.

I bet he's physically dependent on the alcohol by his speech patterns and typos. He's probably around .16 BAC, two times the legal limit, in some of these videos. He's probably peaking at between .25-.35 BAC every day, maybe higher. Blackout territory. When he walks around the house at his peak, it's like the Lemmon quualude scene from Wolf of Wall Street. He probably has delirium tremens every morning, so he needs some hair-of-the-dog or a benzo to level out. When he ends up in the hospital or jail, they'll hook him up to a banana bag for his tanked vitamin B levels and give him a librium taper. If he quits cold turkey, he could seize and go into a coma, which could lead to death.

He's stumblin' and mumblin' like this every night:

 

[crab fucker]

Oh man…

I’d imagine this is how Eric July felt like dealing with Nick the last time they talked.
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https://x.com/johnxuandou/status/1726776861542556055

Even if you’re not a fan of these guys, all you have to do is watch the first minute. I promise it’s worth it.

It sucks when I have to agree with post-2020 Pat and Woolie on something.

 

[Strix454]

That’s what makes it so funny when he talks about how Kayla “was with me during my poorest times.” Dis nigga knows we know he’s a trust fund kid yet he still can’t resist misrepresenting (read: lying about) himself.

Its actually the reverse. During her time at College, Kayla lived in low income housing at 1406 S 4th St #4 Marshall, MN. Toward their final months in Marshall, Nick moved out of college housing (dorms) into Kayla's place to share her poverty. But as far as I can determine, they were living there for a very short time (at most a few months) before the both of them moved to Lakeville MN where Nick's parents lived.

And within FOUR MONTHS of moving to Lakeville MN, they had moved into 23955 Beard Ave Lakeville, MN 55044. 4BD/4BA 2700 sqft with a current value (2023) of $700,000.

 

[No Scope]

I've been sick for like 3 weeks and I come back to the Rekieta thread with over 185 new pages added. Wow, Nick doesn't disappoint except when it comes his fans and pleasuring his wife. (I'm still 50 pages behind, but will be caught up in the next day or two.) What's this I hear that Nick is praising canned chicken now? It's no wonder he looks like a malnourished ballet dancer. Well I have a solution for him where he can have healthy meals, but I have no way to tell him since he doesn't read his thread.

Spoiler: Solution to healthy eating while late night streaming

Get yourself an Air Fryer for your hot tub, Nick. This won't interfere with your streams at all. Imagine having a rotisserie chicken within arms reach? I can guarantee you the results on the first day will be shocking.