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Procrastinhater said:
Nigger looks like Dame Edna, that Australian tranny.
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glass_houses said:
had a comedy festival named in his honour renamed something generic when he called gender affirming surgery "self mutilation" and suggested that trooning out was just a fashion.
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Yep, Dame Edna was a true and honest TERF, proclaiming, "You’re a mutilated man, that’s all. Self-mutilation, what’s all this carry on?” and calling Bruce Jenner "a publicity-seeking ratbag,”

Pink News remembers | archive.

So he backed down, right? Errrrm, two years later, he asked, “How many different kinds of lavatory can you have? And it’s pretty evil when it’s preached to children by crazy teachers.”

RIP, Barry. You did what you could for the possums you left behind.
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Bookwork said:
Yep, Dame Edna was a true and honest TERF, proclaiming, "You’re a mutilated man, that’s all. Self-mutilation, what’s all this carry on?” and calling Bruce Jenner "a publicity-seeking ratbag,”

Pink News remembers | archive.

So he backed down, right? Errrrm, two years later, he asked, “How many different kinds of lavatory can you have? And it’s pretty evil when it’s preached to children by crazy teachers.”

RIP, Barry. You did what you could for the possums you left behind.
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Fucking lol. Based. I'd only ever seen him on clips from UK or Australian TV, didn't realize he was doing it to troll troon, they must have fucking hated him
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Xanax and Wine said:
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Quite uncanny
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Fucking horrific. And troons wonder why people are put off by them. Ok this dude is probably worse than most, but they just don't get that to anyone who isn't rotted by woke pathological tolerance or another member of their Cult, they fucking all come across like that.
And then they wonder why lurking behind a kid in a bathroom they're not meant to be in looking like Buffalo Bill scares the kid.
I guess Leatherface is just living his True and Honest self, we're all bigots.
 
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General Disarray said:
If you have time over these hectic holidays, take a moment to watch this movie. As people that enjoy watching other exceptional individuals, I really think you all would enjoy this.

Two men stalk the 80's pop sensation TIffany. And one is a tranny taking L's throughout.

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That was really good. Not really a tranny, though. But intersex (I'll assume that wasn't a lie) and severely brain-damaged is a rough road. I did like when Kelly told Jeff to stfu, because everyone should tell Jeff to stfu. Jealous little rainman.

As for Tiffany, what is it about that plain vanilla girl that brings out the weirdos. Not just the two in the movie, but even those dudes at the Santa Cruz concert (one seemed normal until, "Tiffany rocks!". Then I knew he was a loon, too). Santa Cruz, but still. She's had more than her share. On the other hand, how bizarre she does the smiles and poses with Jeff after having once had a restraining order against him and when clearly does not enjoy seeing him.

Htf is Kelly 31, btw? Dad served in Vietnam* (which would mean his would be around 80ish, if alive), and no 31 yo in a 16-day coma at 16 would have been brought a Tiffany cd at the hospital - must be early 50s, which would align with dad's age and Tiffany's popular/teen time ('86,'87). That unblinking fib was funny - as was Jeff's rivalrous response.
 
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Htf is Kelly 31, btw? Dad served in Vietnam* (which would mean his would be around 80ish, if alive), and no 31 yo in a 16-day coma at 16 would have been brought a Tiffany cd at the hospital - must be early 50s, which would align with dad's age and Tiffany's popular/teen time ('86,'87). That unblinking fib was funny - as was Jeff's rivalrous response.
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He could have an old dad. Nobody believes me when I tell them that my dad served in Vietnam, but my dad was in his 50s when I was born.
 
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Kids playing around with mommy's makeup do a better job of it than this guy. He looks hilarious!
I looked at the thread and the other posters say he's using slurs like "femboy" and "shemale" elsewhere, he might just have a humiliation/drag queen fetish?
 
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Spangled Drongo said:
Can't fathom how any straight woman would want to stay with a man who's putting on dresses, shaving all his body hair, possibly even sticking tampons up his pooper and taking pills to grow moobs. Even if you're into men with a softer, more feminine side, most of these dudes in their troon persona still have a completely warped idea of femininity and most likely resemble an ogre in a dress, and probably aren't getting into typically feminine pastimes like knitting or cooking - they still sit in the basement playing FPS games only while wearing a pair of striped socks and changing their username to Trans_Goddess_Lilith. Troons of both sexes are nothing but a perversion of masculinity and femininity with none of the good parts.
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Troons get the vanity and neurotic self-obsession of the worst of women paired with the perversion and violence of the worst of men. Truly appalling.
 
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countrybumpkin said:
"I don't broadcast my trans status at work, apart from being an obviously cross-dressing male, wearing a pronoun badge, AND a trans flag badge, and having a timer that goes off every four hours to remind me to take estrogen, which I tell everyone about."
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"When my timer goes off every four hours." Pressing a Yuge X there, loony troon.

Work days are mostly 8 hours. Loony troon here coulda shot up just before leaving for work, at his troon cave, and then once at lunch--in the damn bathroom (the men's), without a fucking timer.
So there's your notice ol' loony troonz here is not giving you, or HR, the real story. He's likely setting an egg timer or his phone to go off loudly and pulling a "Little Britain" with jumping up and obnoxiously whooping and saying: "OOOOOH, mai timerrr's gone awff! Tiem to head to thee LADIES' for my mEdIcInE--because I'm a LADY!"

And then the co-workers all wanted him up in HR.

Also: For overtime (because just about all of us has worked at least one job with it), is usually something like 9 or 10 hours. Some employers allow frontloading (coming in early as opposed to staying after) or work through lunch (make sure your stoopidvisor writes that down). A few manufacturers, places like ComEd, or the local hospitals will have you doing 12 to 14 hours. But this idiot likely does only 8, mayyybeee 9, because troons are lazy.

This has been my TEDTalk.
 
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Constellationzero said:
"When my timer goes off every four hours." Pressing a Yuge X there, loony troon.

Work days are mostly 8 hours. Loony troon here coulda shot up just before leaving for work, at his troon cave, and then once at lunch--in the damn bathroom (the men's), without a fucking timer.
So there's your notice ol' loony troonz here is not giving you, or HR, the real story. He's likely setting an egg timer or his phone to go off loudly and pulling a "Little Britain" with jumping up and obnoxiously whooping and saying: "OOOOOH, mai timerrr's gone awff! Tiem to head to thee LADIES' for my mEdIcInE--because I'm a LADY!"

And then the co-workers all wanted him up in HR.

Also: For overtime (because just about all of us has worked at least one job with it), is usually something like 9 or 10 hours. Some employers allow frontloading (coming in early as opposed to staying after) or work through lunch (make sure your stoopidvisor writes that down). A few manufacturers, places like ComEd, or the local hospitals will have you doing 12 to 14 hours. But this idiot likely does only 8, mayyybeee 9, because troons are lazy.

This has been my TEDTalk.
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They don't inject every four hours, they inject once a week. If he's taking estrogen every four hours, it's because he's sucking on tablets. There's absolutely zero reason for anyone to make a big deal about that.
 
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snov said:
They don't inject every four hours, they inject once a week. If he's taking estrogen every four hours, it's because he's sucking on tablets. There's absolutely zero reason for anyone to make a big deal about that.
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They stick them up their ass too thinking it’ll be more magical. I wonder if he was doing that, and telling everyone about his ass pills before going to the bathroom.

But yeah, normal humans just take their pills without informing everybody. Usually on their break or in the privacy of the bathroom stall. Only munchies and troons want the world to know about their medications outside of family.

Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
"I don't broadcast my Nazi status at work, apart from wearing an SS uniform with a swastika on it"
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Pretty much my thinking lol.
Can employers enforce rules against pronoun badges? Like say theyre a dangerous item because it has a sharp on it? Idk, surely there’s something in health and safety rules and regulations lol.
 
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countrybumpkin said:
He could have an old dad. Nobody believes me when I tell them that my dad served in Vietnam, but my dad was in his 50s when I was born.
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Yes, of course that's true, though as much sympathy as I had for Kelly, that's a very hard 31, even with brain damage, alcoholism, and subsistence living. And a the first Tiffany CD for a 16 yo 15 years ago? 15 years ago it was 22 years old, older than Kelly by 6 years, and Tiffany was long past popular (and even when she was riding her mall appearances to teen stardom in the mid/late 80s, she was not what I would consider the least bit tolerable, much less a classic [8 million stalkers disagree, I know]) and basically already a "where are they now" (answer: back at the mall).

Cancel all that! That movie was from 2008, which puts the CD only 7 years post-release and therefore not so ridiculous. Ok. That also makes the high school pics make more sense, which looked like late 80s/early 90s kids. Now I feel mean. :-/
 
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