Skitzocow Josh Glasser / Joshua Tyler Glasser - Jewish Wizard, Weed Dealer, and Neckbeard Community College Graduate

[dvnc]

What a lovely Featured Content thread! I wish you all the best and we'll see you in 7 years.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Kindly show your penis at your convenience for verification purposes. We appreciate your cooperation in this matter.

 

[Windy Moors]

Shalom Joshua. You are dick twins with Lucas Werner. And like him I doubt you can see yours either.

 

[30+GameOvers]

fat gay and jewish

 

[Kanuckski]

I took someone's anal virginity by now please take this off

I'm not jewish I'm a catholic

I love Jesus

Some of you don't even have poltergeist? At least I'm a first born child!

So much for highchrist. On my dad side I'm a first born grandchild. foob has nothing... lol I'm the oldest grandchild! I want my highchrist worth!

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!

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These messages and their attachments were originally made as 8 separate posts.

Joshua Glasser needs to become Joshua Glassed.

 

[JelloJerk]

It might have taken him 7 years to get around to it (almost to the day), but it is nice that he took the time to reply.

 

[Kayfabe]

Why are so many lolcows named Josh?

 

[eDove]

The cow walks itself into the barn.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

You guys are incompetent for soc. I have a degree in it not you! Lol!

...Brags about having a degree in Social Science. If that wasn't bad on it's own, it's only an Associates Degree. So congrats for getting a degree at a level you can't do anything with in a useless field you fucking nonce.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

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Dead ringer.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

By the shape of your head, please tell me that your mother had a C-Section. For her own sake.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Fucking wigger looks like whatshisname from Fullmetal Jacket

 

[Kirby]

the only logical explanation is he vanity searched himself on google, found his name on here and because of his masochism fetish got sexually aroused by people making fun of him and decided to post in here

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Bro how are you going to brag about an associates degree?

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

this feels like seeing the halley's comet or some shit, what a genuine retard

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Guess who's back (back)
Back again (again)
Glasser's back (back)
Tell a friend (friend)
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

 

[cerulean hydra]

the virgin byuu: "hey guys please delete my 13 page thread, or else I'm going to kill myself"
the chad joshua glasser: "please delete my one page thread, I've stuck my thimble dick into an asshole."

edit: also "someone" huh. Did you fuck a tranny, Glasser?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Lol, fatty.

 

[S1apSh0es]

Hypothesis: Both the times he's posted here have been in late November because that's about the time he's supposed to go in for a face-to-face appointment to re-up his meds, but occasionally we get to see the fruits of prescription delays.

If this is the case, I feel bad for the guy. AFAIK, he's no longer active or behaves online like he did in 2016. Doesn't have his meds once a year and he sticks his dick in a sleeping hornets nest
We don't have any info on the last seven years of his life. My brief research didn't find anything and for all we know this guy is a well adjust member of society.

@Null, if this was the case, would you ever delete his thread? It seems he meets several of the criteria in the Courtesy Removals section

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Michael Chiklis but aborted version