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How is this bitch real. I've been laughing at this for about 5 minutes now.
"I can't see what court of law would convict someone for the crime of "a ghost forced me to let him talk to kids online," nor for "fanfiction that most people would find disgusting," but... yeah."
is prime random.txt.
Do they think the courts would be on their side!? Imagine if Gyro was ever taken to court and "channeled" MJ to confess he forced them to do it on the stand. "I did it your honor. Hee hee!"
You've heard of the "Twinkie Defense," now get ready for the "Michael Jackson's Ghost Possessed Me Defense!"
Oh man, can you imagine Staph describing or performing her ceremonies before a court of law to prove her innocence?