DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TyrasGuard]

The one thing he never tried was actually paying for an editor or investing real time in learning editing. His KOgaming reviews were rather plain and he didn't even use correct footage to underscore his points. And the Greenscreen was only tested but neverreally used (mosly he made one or two animations for tips / cheers on Twitch). The rest was mostly used by trolls

Phil hates to pay people for their work, even in videogames.

One of the things that works for Phil as well is that all his production is made by his fans so it's immune to all criticism since it's a gift (Even if it's fucking horrible, as most of his art and animations are) but it also keeps the production cost at zero.

I'm pretty sure one day he will make a fundraiser to commision a professional though.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

To be fair, when you have retards paying you 30k to put on a vest or 1k to see a cat, why would you ever try more than the bare minimum.

One consistent about Phil is that his shitty behaviour always gets rewarded. Every time he goes on an extended whine about low support, along comes an account that subbed 24 hours ago to give him $50. He bans regulars, they pay to get readmitted. Although admittedly there have been some exceptions, Rob did indeed wheel his ass out of there, but he doesn't have an incentive to change.

 

[Gramh]

I personally blame his cavalcade of sycophantic retards. Not wholly mind you, its still up to him to not do less than the bare minimum. But it is astounding that he even has any whales. Although in this modern age of DSP how many yes men are enough? Like would he ever change his act if One Minute Man withheld money? All of them but One Minute Man? Would literally all of them leaving even light a fire under his ass? Optimistic as hell I know, but I do really wonder.

Well wonder no more! If we're to believe a certain caffeinated hormone popper that bridge went down a month ago and what we got was DSP yelling at his audience to stop holding out on him because they shouldn't expect whales to do all the work. To be honest, outside of Planet Jeff's daily tithe to the cause I don't think there are any legitimate supporters of Phil's content just people who don't want the show to end. It's why DSP can't seem to find a pattern, because outside of him hitting the panic button his current crop of paypigs only seem to come around when he's at wits end as to why he can't hit $50 on a day stream. At this point it seems to be keeping his head just enough above water that he doesn't catch on that they're fucking with him.

 

[Corpun]

Happy Thanksgiving to all you fellow mentally ill morons who need committed to an insane asylum, I wonder if DSP will send his parents an email today thanking them for the QVC meal.

Have you seen the Direct capture deep dive on WPIG? First his stubborness to not use direct Capture and once he has done it he praises it like the 2nd coming of Christ and also advertises himself "My first DIRECT CAPTURE game" He desperatly wants ass pats for doing what every body else does

It's hialrious because up until the minute he did it he was badmouthing direct capture like it was the worst thing ever. Phil literally can never change and it's actually a miracle he was forced by his audience to adapt for once. I don't think it has ever happened again.

Also him playing Slender was fucking torture in that stream. MachoSydePhil needing to prove how much of a man he is by not being afraid of 'ghosts and ghoulies' and that he doesn't believe in that bullshit.

Doesn't he still owe the dents 2 shots from the previous begathon or am I remembering wrong?

Memory holed and if it gets brought up they will get banned, but only after he goes on a ten-minute rant justifying why he can't do it.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Today, I am thankful not to be DSP.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

To be honest, outside of Planet Jeff's daily tithe to the cause I don't think there are any legitimate supporters of Phil's content just people who don't want the show to end.

He's still got Dentboxer to pretty much carry the night streams by himself as Canadian Kirk, Ndo and Haso will still drop their master regular $100's, plus the "anonymous" tips from the likes of Slayer and Lycifersoul.

 

[Iron Hamster]

When Wings and Boogie are the voices of financial reason between the 3, you're doing something wrong.

 

[Halloween23]

When Wings and Boogie are the voices of financial reason between the 3, you're doing something wrong.

Wings is definitely above both of them but DSP and Boogie are very similar. Both wasting money on vacations, cars, and plastic junk. They're both planning on cashing in on the equity in their homes. Boogie banging whore is more based than DSP wasting the same amount of money on a mobile game though, Boogie has a hotter waifu, and Boogie doesn't beg 1/50th as much as DSP does.

DSP gets mogged by Boogie. Just let that sink in lol

 

[myone]

Today I'm thankful that I have a working dishwasher and shower, while DSP lives happily in misery in his gout-palace middle unit kahndo with his mom wive who loves hates his guts.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Today I'm thankful I'm not a 41 year old narcissist living in the dead-end hollowed-out husk of a career with no job prospects, no earning potential, at least two addictions, a dead bedroom, a reliance on Mommy and Daddy's finances, a pet with intentionally mutilated paws, an utter lack of curiosity or ambition, no retirement savings, a credit score best measured in Kelvin, and gout.

 

[MAWBD2]

He's still got Dentboxer to pretty much carry the night streams by himself as Canadian Kirk, Ndo and Haso will still drop their master regular $100's, plus the "anonymous" tips from the likes of Slayer and Lycifersoul.

Let's not forget these retards as well:

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"Jasper Kitty who is my pet but also like my son."

 

[Polska krowa]

Complete unfiltered lunacy on display right now

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Holiday season lunacy is the best lunacy.

 

[MAWBD2]

"Jasper Kitty who is my pet but also like my son."

Holy fucking Thanksgrifting cope and pitycast batman! Full mental illness live.

EDIT:
30 min of victim segment, persecution complex and cope overdose.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Quite a bit of ThanksLIMBing today

 

[Freebird]

Thanks for all the money you guys gave me, I hope this goes on forever.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Let's not forget these retards as well:
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Kevin is an underrated dent. He fights hard defending Phil on Twitter. He thinks wrestling is real. He's older than Phil.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I'm just thankful that I don't have a decade of failure associated to my name or my work.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

with this rate he will be dressing up as zombie jebus in mid february

happy easter 'erybody