🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

I too wish Ralph a happy thanksgiving where he gets to spend time with his family....oh wait, his blood-family is dead and he chased off of his partners with drinking and domestic abuse. Well, I hope at least he has a festive Thanksgiving where he gets to celebrate with turkey....in a third-world country that doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving, which he moved to in order to avoid his white trash law problems.

I'm thankful he can't abuse his family anymore.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

We can take solace in the fact that there will be one plump turkey in the Ethan Ralph household; Ethan Ralph.

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

I think he's trying to be funny, but he only manages to come across as a colossal faggot, as usual.
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You don't need to have moralistic values to call you faggot and him vagueposting rasslin' promos to Vickers/Pawpaw Feet is really telling of how much of an isolated sad sack of pig tears he's degraded into since the horse galloped from the pen. That KAP Blue Christmas bit comes to mind cept w/ more piss bottles.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

him vagueposting rasslin' promos to Vickers/Pawpaw Feet is really telling of how much of an isolated sad sack of pig tears he's degraded into since the horse galloped from the pen.

Ralph is desperate to generate income and this is the result. He thinks creating drama with Vickers will bring in enough money to buy himself another month’s rent and torta supply. (No need for Christmas present money now that he’s all alone in the world. Not that he ever bought his kids gifts in the first place.)

 

[Nod Flenders]

I'm thankful he can't abuse his family anymore.

Agreed 100 percent. The further the Gunt is away from his family, the better.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"Thank god I'm not one of these LOSERS with a family, friends, a career, people that care about them, that never were forced to self-exile themselves from their own country. Thank GOD I have nothing to do but sit and watch TV for 8 hours a day for a Target employee salary and the only people that like me are schizo furries. Because I have a cool Yankees jacket, and they don't have ANY Yankees jackets. They've never even walked in the most expensive part of Mexico."

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

You don't need to have moralistic values to call you faggot and him vagueposting rasslin' promos to Vickers/Pawpaw Feet is really telling of how much of an isolated sad sack of pig tears he's degraded into since the horse galloped from the pen. That KAP Blue Christmas bit comes to mind cept w/ more piss bottles.

I wish he’d follow through with his damning “moralistic people”.

““REETHAN DON’T BLOW SMOKE IN ROZY’S FACE!” “REETHAN WHAT ARE ALL THOSE BRUISES ON ROZY‘S ARM?” “THEY‘RE BUG BAHTS? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY?” “REETHAN DON’T SCREAM “SHUT UP FUCKER!”AT ROZY!” “REETHAN WHY ARE YOU AN’ PANTSU WEARING HATS AT A COLD SOCCER GAME BUT ROZY DOESN‘T HAVE HER HEAD COVERED?” YEW MORALISTICAL ASSHOLES ARE A BUNCH OF FAGS!”

 

[Rage Pig]

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Imagine a teenage girl writing a long and embarrassing dear diary entry.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Imagine a teenage girl writing a long and embarrassing dear diary entry.

If you listened to EOR‘s blathering you really don’t have to.

 

[Cringestorian X]

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Not clapping back would be breaking the habit of a lifetime.

We'll see you in a week when you've had time to mald about it in private over a beer.

 

[Near]

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Yep. Harry won. The "main character" is Darksydephil though. Get on his level, Ralph.

 

[Elmo]

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Not clapping back would be breaking the habit of a lifetime.

We'll see you in a week when you've had time to mald about it in private over a beer.

Ralph is such an emotionally hypersensitive estrogenated rage pig that even his supporters and he himself know that he's quick to temper because he's a dumb animal but assure him otherwise:

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I hope everyone's cute little gunties are nice and stuffed from all that turkey, cause Guntsgiving is over and now it's tis the season for Guntmas.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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tl;dr
Imagine a teenage girl writing a long and embarrassing dear diary entry.

The Gunt is being a massive crybaby. Nothing new here.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Starting to think Ralph's weight loss and newfound lease on life are due to him subbing the xanny prescription out with Adderall. You can also buy that no questions asked at a Messican pharmacy but it's usually some crazy shit that comes in a weird bottle and I'm pretty sure is not actually Adderall (I may or may not know from experience.)

His crazy, beady pig glare has a nigga wonderin'

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

I'm pretty sure is not actually Adderall

It's meth.

 

[Braphamut]

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There are main characters & side characters.

It's sad to see a main character stew alone in a rental watching cable news YouTube clips when they claim they are the content. Inaction says otherwise!

The irrelevance, the impotent fury, the pity donos...

Too much to resist, even on Thanksgiving!

 

[Elmo]

It's Christmas time, bish:

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[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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If EOR really was on a better path and wasn’t looking back he would not have had to tell everyone “AH DON’T CARE, BISH!”.