Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

Oh I am, Tailspin Rekieta is an amusing spectale. I just feel bad for his children, you know they're going to be fucked up when they're adults. That said even the Rekietas are better than CPS, at least with Rackets they're not being molested (until they turn 18 courtesy of uncle drexel)

unrelated sidenote: Anyone know why I can't use certain reactions? DRINK! and Deviant for example. Does your account need to be X amount old to be allowed?

Those are KiwiSilver™ reactions only to be used by people who have paid $20 to Joshua "softee eyes" Moon.

It really shows how devious he is in monetizing the forum, by making it so both Ralph and Nick's threads move incredibly fast, people will not be able to resist using the 'Drink!' reaction. I'm onto you, cheddar hater.

 

[Kandinsky]

Only allergies Nick has are to Honesty and Integrity.

I could have gone the rest my life not hearing about his sex life.



Nick was not there then .

Yep. And he still isn't there; the stream is 93 minutes in. Me thinks his panties are still in a bunch and won't bring himself to fraternize with Potentially Criminal (Sean) after such affronts have been meted out on his ego.

 

[No Scope]

If nick's contract is 1,000,000 usd a year and he does the bare minimum of 3 streams a week, which leads to 156 streams a year, rumble is paying him around 6410.24 us dollars a stream. They paid him that much a stream on average to gain back (156x100usd)= 15,600 usd (ish) and 154k follower gain in 1 year, nick really scammed the fuck outta rumble and they're dumb asses if they renew, less money or not.

If Rumble is smart, which I think they're not, they would keep the same contract with Nick and add in heavy penalties for when he misses weekly/monthly goals. Similar to like the Daily Wire contract that they tried to get Crowder to sign. I know this won't happen but it sure would be funny if Nick just signed the contract without having looking at the fine print if it were to happen.

 

[Honey's Dead]

Yep. And he still isn't there; the stream is 93 minutes in. Me thinks his panties are still in a bunch and won't bring himself to fraternize with Potentially Criminal (Sean) after such affronts have been meted out on his ego.

Oh? DId I miss something? Did Sean side jab the Holy Nose?

 

[ChromaQuack]

If Rumble is smart, which I think they're not, they would keep the same contract with Nick and add in heavy penalties for when he misses weekly/monthly goals. Similar to like the Daily Wire contract that they tried to get Crowder to sign. I know this won't happen but it sure would be funny if Nick just signed the contract without having looking at the fine print if it were to happen.

It'd be funnier if they penalized him for drinking on stream citing that rumble is an all ages family site.

If he didn't look at a contract with a clause like that, he'd end up owing Rumble money by the third stream.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Just popping in from the stream. Alcoholics writing off their symptoms to any random condition is extremely common. When I started getting out of hand, I started blaming a lot of my issues on some construction happening in my building, specifically carbon monoxide. There did turn out to be some issues with that, but it didn't encompass the brain fog I was experiencing, it was cope.
TL;DR it's not narcolepsy, it's alcohol, and he's acting very much with addict brain.

I realize my conclusion probably isn't terribly insightful, but having dealt with alcohol addiction I can see it from that perspective.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Yeah Rekieta is well beyond the point of pulling up.

Might I posit that him pulling up could be the funniest arc of all? After all of this, after potentially losing friends and family, he pulls up. He's back! But no longer has the winemoms, the weebs, the norms, the coomers, he has no audience. Sure, a few stick around, but not enough to mean anything. Left only with a question: Was pulling up worth it? As he is firmly planted in obscurity.

I think it's the kind of poetic ending that a creative literature fag would appreciate. One could convince someone that this would be the greatest show of all. Real art-house shit.

 

[Potatoherder]

The longest the Hunley show has been over 9 months was 2h18m. Current one is currently at 1h55m. Imagine how much a chiropractor costs the day after thanksgiving. Gollum just paid for a new addition on a house.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If nick's contract is 1,000,000 usd a year and he does the bare minimum of 3 streams a week, which leads to 156 streams a year, rumble is paying him around 6410.24 us dollars a stream. They paid him that much a stream on average to gain back (156x100usd)= 15,600 usd (ish) and 154k follower gain in 1 year, nick really scammed the fuck outta rumble and they're dumb asses if they renew, less money or not.

Edit: Actually it'd be less than 15,600. They only take 30% cut like youtube right? Hell, I remember they have some kind of deal where the content creator keeps 100% of the money till December or something?

Yeah idk. I vaguely recall from the commentary on this thread that Nick a) said when he was whining about contract negotiations last year that he was willing to accept a 50% loss of income by signing with Rumble, but not 75%, which was what their offer consisted of, and b), on a separate occasion, I believe Nick said he was making $40k a month. In the thirty minute rant about how much he lubs his wife he gave a figure of $50k. Let's be generous and go with the higher figure.

If we assume the Rumble payment is somewhere between 25% and 50% of 50,000, that would mean income of $150,000 to $300,000 a year, plus other sources of income like super chats and Locals subscriptions.

If they gave him a million dollars to be a gross drunken weirdo for a year they are way more stupid than I thought.

Yep. And he still isn't there; the stream is 93 minutes in. Me thinks his panties are still in a bunch and won't bring himself to fraternize with Potentially Criminal (Sean) after such affronts have been meted out on his ego.

I have literally never watched any of these panel streams and I still was able to predict from my reading of the thread that he wouldn't show up. He was streaming until close to five in the morning. I doubt he went straight to bed. He's not going to be on for a lunchtime stream.

 

[Bepis]

It seems to me there is no consistent set meal times they have as a family. Would not be surprise me if the kids eat 1 meal a day and the rest is supplemented with snacks, junk food.

One of few positive things that I have come across from Rekieta is him recommending this YT channel called Sip and Feast. This guy's cooking channel is quite wholesome where the entire family participates in the videos some times. It's too bad Nick no longer has that same image.

It was quite a while ago so I'm going to have to pull a "trust me bro" but he's said in the past that the kids are more or less allowed to snack on whatever throughout the day and Nick himself makes dinner. I'm guessing he's just too darn busy to do that cooking these days.

 

[Strix454]

If we assume the Rumble payment is somewhere between 25% and 50% of 50,000, that would mean income of $150,000 to $300,000 a year, plus other sources of income like super chats and Locals subscriptions.

If they gave him a million dollars to be a gross drunken weirdo for a year they are way more stupid than I thought.

Nick spent like he was making a million dollars this year. If he only cleared in the $400k to $600k range, the money he is spending on the lawsuit with Monty is utterly insane.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Oh? DId I miss something? Did Sean side jab the Holy Nose?

He made jokes about the balldo being for limp dicks. Also had a serious talk on his stream about how Nick did not act as a professional or a friend with Eric July situation.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick spent like he was making a million dollars this year. If he only cleared in the $400k to $600k range, the money he is spending on the lawsuit with Monty is utterly insane.

There are a few archived versions of his Playboard page. There is one from October 2022 which said he had a lifetime gross super chat total of under $1.2 million. This means that he had actually made well under a million over five years on YT after considering the take from Google and Apple (where applicable).

If Nick signed a one million dollar contract he would be getting paid more by Rumble in one year than he made in the five years previously inclusive of every single trial stream, even though they weren't actually compensating him for the trial streams since those were not exclusive and he was free to do them on YouTube as before.

They can't be that stupid.

Total speculation, but my feel for the total of Rumble payments + Locals subscriptions is in the range of 600k with any super chats or sponsorships being a bonus.

And no, his spending isn't sustainable.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You think Rekieta had any mashed potatoes with his Wild Turkey or did he just have a liquid dinner?

 

[No Scope]

It was quite a while ago so I'm going to have to pull a "trust me bro" but he's said in the past that the kids are more or less allowed to snack on whatever throughout the day and Nick himself makes dinner. I'm guessing he's just too darn busy to do that cooking these days.

I do remember him doing a Locals stream where he was preparing to make chili. In the stream he was prepping some chili peppers he had just bought. Him allowing the kids to snack whenever I do believe, but him making dinner as to what we all know now is just another lie.

 

[Harm]

The only time potatoes enter that household is either in a bag of chips or distilled into bottles labelled "Grey Goose." A liquid dinner of Wild Turkey & Grey Goose?

 

[Bepis]

I do remember him doing a Locals stream where he was preparing to make chili. In the stream he was prepping some chili peppers he had just bought. Him allowing the kids to snack whenever I do believe, but him making dinner as to what we all know now is just another lie.

I remember him very specifically at one point, maybe on a Drex stream, ranting about how the kids keep asking him if they can make microwavable mac and cheese cups or things like that. He was annoyed they would come ask him for permission before making them. From what I've heard about the cooking streams it's probably better that way.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It appears Nick effectively confirmed that Legal Mindset is the guy he's pissed off at last night when he re-told the story about how he acted as a wingman for Andrew with a Latina while in Houston for Anime Matsuri in 2022. Credit to @elb for clipping it. I happened to skip right to this story when going through the stream to see how drunk he got, and was going to clip it myself later.

What's interesting is that Nick told this same story shortly after his trip during his long diatribe last year about how he had a great time doing drugs on his trip. (Should be timestamped to 31:16.)

This means we can compare how he portrayed the story back then and how he told the story now.

Today, Nick describes the night as one of his favorite nights of his entire life, but he leaves out some details, adds others, and changes how he portrays the situation.

For one, last year Nick admitted he was on molly on the night in question and his drug experience was the focus of the story. This time I didn't hear him even mention it.

However, Nick now tries to portray it in an embarrassing way to Andrew, "this motherfucker is going to go shove his dick into a pile of carnitas? Like, everything I've heard about him says he has this patrician taste in women whose BMI can be expressed in integers of a single digit. Yet, this girl has, she has fast food restaurants orbiting her. I'm like, 'Okay.'"

Nick adds as his guests look increasingly uncomfortable as they begin to recognize he is trying to throw Andrew under the bus: "He definitely fucked that giant fucking Mexican chick. And I don't know how to look at him anymore after that. I don't know what to do. I'm like, 'Mindset, what were you doing?' Jeff, there's not enough liquor on the planet. No, I wouldn't have done it."

I believe @elb clipped this out, but Nick insulted also insulted the Anime Matsuri crowd last night. Nick said that the Anime Matsuri rave sucked because "raves at an anime convention, there's not enough drugs to make those people extroverted, so they go and they kind of stand around, it's weird."

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick never showed up that stream today. Neither did Nate. Looks like Joe did for a little bit.

 

[Thugnificent]

It'd be funnier if they penalized him for drinking on stream citing that rumble is an all ages family site.

If he didn't look at a contract with a clause like that, he'd end up owing Rumble money by the third stream.

First 20 minutes.