Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
He watched that one Ingmar Bergman movie where that guy plays chess with Death (and loses) and decided to base his entire retard philosophy around it just like he bases his approach to mid-life crises and cuckolded angry chip-eating rants around American Beauty.

He gushed over it again in his Thanksgiving stream.

Allow me to present a thesis:
Lady Rackets is not a good mother. Let me explain.
  • Her children are 'homeschooled,' yet all Rackets can talk about is how he is driving his kids around all day. Are they getting no schooling at home? Is Our Wife not capable of teaching them? There are many programs where the parent barely has to do anything, just grade work, it is actually not super intensive, especially for older children.
  • She cannot drive. If her kids are always at activities, and Rackets is constantly having to drive his kids around, that impedes on his job (if he had a real job LOL). She cannot take her own kids to activities, that no doubt she signed them up for.
  • She doesn't cook or clean. We know they have a house keeper. If she doesn't drive, doesn't have a job (that we know of), and she doesn't clean, what does she do?
  • She is on several psychotropic medications. Obviously there are many people that need drugs to function correctly, and there are some people that need antidepressants, but I don't think antidepressants, combined with the above reasons is very good.
Bonus reason, related to cooking:
Her cooking is so bad that Rackets has had to resort to drinking to get his caloric intake for the day. Lady Rackets has made Rackets hate solid food so much he has resorted to liquified barley, wheat, and rye for his sustenance. Sad state of affairs.

The kids do all subjects except Maths and English out at co-op or private school. I do thi k that she does do some driving, but there is just a lot of it.

Based on Nick's recounting of their schedule (and that I have been able to corroborate) , I have been filling in a weekly schedule for the Rekieta activities, and the girls have activities 3 nights a week that takes 4 or so house between 3 and roughly 7 PM. That is just ONE activity.

Kayla might be getting a hut more hate than she deserves--although a majority may be warranted.

Is he fucking serious right now? His brilliant idea is evangelism and community outreach.



AINT NEVA BEEN DUN BEFOE!



Any church worth a fuck does outreach and offers support to members of their congregation. They also seek to bring more people into their community.

This just screams that Nick doesn't actually participate at all in his church. I guarantee you that his church already does all of this/or is willing to help how it can if asked.

It's asinine to hear him speak on this topic.

Mine has an abused women shelter, a general shelter, medical clinic, food pantry, clothes supply, among many other things. There a a lot of people that help without judging.

There is a code of conduct that is enforced (no unmarried people in the same room at rhe shelter, no drugs, and the like. Most learn to respect it. You have to set some expextation, or you will have constant bad behaviour. The staff is very good at diagnosing mental issues and bahaviiural problems versus just plan arseholery.

If Rumble is smart, which I think they're not, they would keep the same contract with Nick and add in heavy penalties for when he misses weekly/monthly goals. Similar to like the Daily Wire contract that they tried to get Crowder to sign. I know this won't happen but it sure would be funny if Nick just signed the contract without having looking at the fine print if it were to happen.

He is too fastidious for that. He can still read a contract to negotiate to his favour. This was one of the big hang-up with signing the first time. Re-negotiation might be different, but I doubt it with be much different.

TL/DR: Nick thinks that the best jokes are ones no one laughs at. Nick thought it would be funny to burn Chrissy's set because he has proven to himself (and others) that he can't be funny on his own at this point.

I think this just shows how entirlw Nick is, ans how much his self-depreciation is a cope for sour grapes attitude. He NEVER had to really try for anything, so he just blows things off and pretends not to care when things do not go his way--mummy ans daddy will always be there to pick up after him anyway.

This also explains his speed run to degenracy and the liking of putting normal people on the spot. He KNOWS he will not suffer any permanent consequences. This is what let him develop such a churlish personality.
 
That's the one that cancelled on coomalot after he threw pippa under the bus?
Kirsche is very close to Pippa and is known for covering cults, lolcows, and other things similar to Metokurs old Internet Insanity. She was going to do a stream with Flaggot after Pippa did one, but he decided to be a Flaggot so she cut all ties and told him to fuck off. Makes sense as he got someone she's good friends with banned on X and bragged about it.

She's also fine with talking about KF and other sites like it, so while she's not a fruit farmer, she probably does read this place and takes note of important shit.
 
I was watching that Elissa Clips video, and this part stuck out to me. For some reason it reminded me of Chaggot and his bizarre obsession with black people's muscular bodies. From that infamous 10-hour Baked Alaska stream, when Chaggot was whining about how easy black people have it, and how they don't have to do any work to be muscular.
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Not to necro things but I had to go back and revisit this. To me, the whole whining about black people thing pales in comparison to the more galling part of this shit, which is that Rekieta thinks he can reinvent his show, and his life that he's decided to turn into youtube content, from 'paunchy middleaged stay-at-home dad from suburban Minnesota' into 'libertine lifestyle and sex guru' while putting zero effort into his appearance or himself. In one sentence, women are dogged for not being dimes ripped from the pages of Sports Illustrated as he rips their bodies (including his own wife's) for failing to live up to his shallow adolescent tastes, while in the next sentence he's a 40-something year old man subsisting exclusively off corn chips and fermented sugar that refuses to even entertain the argument of putting in even minimal physical or mental exercise because he's 'not black'. It's fucking ridiculous.

What is Nick's plan here? How does he think this being a professional weird sex guy works? He's just going to be an aging flabby drunk with zero muscle mass in metabolic freefall rasping innuendo at broads at Gay90s and he's going to be swimming in ass? Nick got away with a lot during his 30s because the incredibly soft life he's led up to this point meant he had no wear on his body, and because he let people take normally very difficult things to do (law degree, rural house, wife & five kids, housekeeper) and read that as a credit to his character in the traditionally masculine roles a stable provider and protector. Instead of being some sort of provider though it turns out he is the idle rich primary heir to a family oil fortune, and instead of being a stablilizing head of the household he's an absent NEET shambling around at 4 in the morning living off whiskey, stimulants and ramen rambling into a webcam about his sex life.

That doesn't really appeal to a woman's needs, either physically or psychologically. What's appealing to women about a decrepit rednosed psuedo-homosexual drunk wtih toothpicks for legs who at any time might regale thousands of strangers with the story about how he ditched his wife to do squat thrusts up their asshole with a balldo because he has dick problems? That doesn't put a woman's anxieties at ease.

However, Nick now tries to portray it in an embarrassing way to Andrew, "this motherfucker is going to go shove his dick into a pile of carnitas? Like, everything I've heard about him says he has this patrician taste in women whose BMI can be expressed in integers of a single digit. Yet, this girl has, she has fast food restaurants orbiting her. I'm like, 'Okay.'"

Nick adds as his guests look increasingly uncomfortable as they begin to recognize he is trying to throw Andrew under the bus: "He definitely fucked that giant fucking Mexican chick. And I don't know how to look at him anymore after that. I don't know what to do. I'm like, 'Mindset, what were you doing?' Jeff, there's not enough liquor on the planet. No, I wouldn't have done it."
Like really Nick, who gives a fuck nigga? You think when this fat mexican chick was sucking Legal Mindset off at an anime convention he was all worried about if Nick Rekieta might approve? If you got a bj at Anime Matsuri you're ahead of like 99% of people that went to Anime Matsuri. Worry more about what you're going to do when your stomach lining is worn out in a couple years from drinking nothing but hard liquor and you can no longer get what few nutrients you get out of eating doritos for dinner anymore as the rest of your internal organs (like your brain) irrecoverably succumb to malnutrition and toxins like alcohol.
 
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What is Nick's plan here? How does he think this being a professional weird sex guy works? He's just going to be an aging flabby drunk with zero muscle mass in metabolic freefall rasping innuendo at broads at Gay90s and he's going to be swimming in ass?
And if his goal is to be the weird sex guy, he needs to stop being so terrified of having this aspect known about himself. Make gay retard sex content and be proud of it. Tell everyone about the black bulls that rail your blown out wife because the alcohol has turned you impotent. You'd earn back a sliver of respect just for being honest about yourself.
 
does lm still do those pimp cast with drexel? love to see that interaction now with the rift between rekieta and lm.
I'm more interested in how someone can pull a woman even with Nick Rekieta as wingman. Can you even imagine the hurdle that must have been?

"Wow, you're a lawyer who runs a successful youtube show? That's so cool, I-"
"yeahthassriteitaughtemerrythingheknows... BALLDO! NIGGERS!"
"Excuse me?"
 
I'm more interested in how someone can pull a woman even with Nick Rekieta as wingman. Can you even imagine the hurdle that must have been?

"Wow, you're a lawyer who runs a successful youtube show? That's so cool, I-"
"yeahthassriteitaughtemerrythingheknows... BALLDO! NIGGERS!"
"Excuse me?"
Surely you mean how can anyone pull with Nick as a wingman given he's literally irresistible to random thots who would totally have been hitting on him instead, right?
 
It's obvious from his recent streams and guest appearances that Nick is already dead inside and knows it. It's really a question of how many he drags down with him.
He's been referring to himself as "broken" for years even before going full mask off with the balldoism so the implication is that some aspect of his coddled, pussified, whitebread-ass nigga existence traumatized him before he even started livestreaming.
 
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Besides, Sean barely does anything to actively attack Nick, he just takes jabs whenever the Chat prompts him to. That's what Nick does, so he can't denounce that behavior without looking like even more of a dishonest sack of shit than he already does.
I dunno. I think Sean has actually been more critical of Nick than anyone. Some of his jabs have been pretty savage, even if a lot of them have been prompted by the audience. I don't think Nick cares that the audience is goading on Sean. He'd probably be salty just the same.

Nick might actually be more comfortable with shitting on Andrew because Andrew isn't really a practicing attorney. Whereas, if he started a war with Sean, Sean would be poised to eviscerate Rekieta concerning any number of his boneheaded legal takes. That's Nick's chief blind spot. The thing he seems most sensitive about, if you go by how badly he melted down at July. Nick is a shit lawyer, yet relies heavily on being taken seriously as one.

I think Nick's nightmare is a non shitlib lawyer explaining in detail why he's wrong about something law related. That's something Sean could probably do based on what I've seen of him.
 
Nick might actually be more comfortable with shitting on Andrew because Andrew isn't really a practicing attorney. Whereas, if he started a war with Sean, Sean would be poised to eviscerate Rekieta concerning any number of his boneheaded legal takes. That's Nick's chief blind spot. The thing he seems most sensitive about, if you go by how badly he melted down at July. Nick is a shit lawyer, yet relies heavily on being taken seriously as one.
It can easily be simpler than that. He's attacking Mindset maybe because he's an easier target atm, or, he and his audience are more predictable. Sean less so. Lack of knowledge has never stopped Rekieta from acting like a total dipshit. Either way, these little jabs do what it is intended to do, which is to send the message that he's not above dragging some or all of Lawtube down with him if he sees he has the ability to make them bleed. It communicates a lot more than just "I'm disgruntled with someone". So I suspect there's some other drama underlying these little gestures.
 
It can easily be simpler than that. He's attacking Mindset maybe because he's an easier target atm, or, he and his audience are more predictable. Sean less so. Lack of knowledge has never stopped Rekieta from acting like a total dipshit. Either way, these little jabs do what it is intended to do, which is to send the message that he's not above dragging some or all of Lawtube down with him if he sees he has the ability to make them bleed. It communicates a lot more than just "I'm disgruntled with someone". So I suspect there's some other drama underlying these little gestures.
I'd put my money on all. For all his posturing about how he didn't want any involvement in the idea of a "Lawtube" or how it's "gay", he still makes the Law Pope his entire identity. He'll 100% try to burn it all down if he falls low enough, because he sees it as his.
 
Is there any evidence to point to what exactly happened on Nick's "worst day of his life" that apparently caused his extreme downward spiral, or at least speculation as to what exactly happened?
Speculations:
  • Fight with is wife; almost leading to separation.
  • Wife caught him cheating (since around that time, every event he went to, he took our wife with him)
  • He caught his wife cheating.
 
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Is there any evidence to point to what exactly happened on Nick's "worst day of his life" that apparently caused his extreme downward spiral, or at least speculation as to what exactly happened?
His kindergarten teacher busted down his front door and took another one of his transformers at gunpoint.
 
Yes. Though it may be more complex than that from other info sources.

So this SFO guy is friends with coomalot or something? Kirsche having a spat with SFO plus pippa beefing with camelot led to kirsche backing out of coomalot's show?
LOL fucking Rackets really burned vtubers bridge didn't he.
Also anyone who hates SFO's guts can't be that bad I may have to check them out.
 
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