Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

EDIT: And here we go.

>Still amazes me I grew up on a game about enslaving animals etc

I remember those innocent times when people didn't fly into raging bitch fits over """"problematic"""" elements in children's entertainment.

 

[Luigi]

The pokemon talk does nothing for me. Maybe because everyone else have done it before in the past 20 years.

That's the lowest quality bait possible.

 

[Count groudon]

The more John plays Pokémon, the more I'm amazed at how autistic he is.

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EDIT: sperg about Pokémon in-game mechanics and your own risk.

That's it? Not even gonna mention how some Pokemon straight up murder, or at the very least do horrifying things to other Pokemon or even innocent humans according to the pokedex?

Git gud with your kiddie game sperging John.

 

[Spellskite]

That's it? Not even gonna mention how some Pokemon straight up murder, or at the very least do horrifying things to other Pokemon or even innocent humans according to the pokedex?

Git gud with your kiddie game sperging John.

"Pokemon is actually super dark, guys" is about as interesting an observation as "Mario is actually about drugs, guys". Anyone who possibly believes Wu's claims of being an expert in this series is just nuts, she's laughably transparent.

It's especially baffling, since the specific game Wu claimed to be playing has a plot involving a laser beam killing off everyone who isn't deemed morally fit. It's weird that Wu hasn't mentioned that, given how out of the norm that is for a Pokemon game, but it's possible she hasn't actually beaten yet and is just fucking around with an Action Replay (which would explain her having a completed dex with unavailable pokemon). Either that or she sees nothing wrong with killing people you regard as inferior.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

The more John plays Pokémon, the more I'm amazed at how autistic he is.

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EDIT: sperg about Pokémon in-game mechanics and your own risk.

We're less than twelve hours away from the supposed "release date" of your game, Brianna. You still haven't updated the Steam page, you refuse to launch the store page, you barely talk about the game except when HoskStation puts out a new article, and I don't believe you've even once mentioned the Kickstarter rewards. You have about a million things to do (include preparing those burner accounts for the fake harassment/reviews) so go do that shit instead of messing around with your hacked Pokemon on X/Y.

It's especially baffling, since the specific game Wu claimed to be playing has a plot involving a laser beam killing off everyone who isn't deemed morally fit. It's weird that Wu hasn't mentioned that, given how out of the norm that is for a Pokemon game, but it's possible she hasn't actually beaten yet and is just fucking around with an Action Replay (which would explain her having a completed dex with unavailable pokemon). Either that or she sees nothing wrong with killing people you regard as inferior.

Team Flare doesn't get introduced until you're about 4-6 hours in (depending on your pace/play style). Lysandre's plot doesn't really start kicking into gear for another 15-20 hours. It's doubtful she's gotten that far in considering how often she needs to tweet, play Peggle, tweet some more, fuck up a Blue Apron meal, tweet about how oppressed/harassed she is, get another couple of Peggle rounds in, write up a bullshit article to one of her cronies about how smart/successful she is, and then maybe drop another $100 into some freemium game she just downloaded.

 

[Accel_Rider]

It's such a dark game that nobody ever died after battle. They just end up unconscious

 

[Particle Bored]

Im guessing that gamergator sniper thats been outside for years waiting, hits frank and brianna has to dodge the hail of bullets from dudebros , just to get him to hospital...


oh and the dogs too..

and hilary...

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

"Pokemon is actually super dark, guys" is about as interesting an observation as "Mario is actually about drugs, guys". Anyone who possibly believes Wu's claims of being an expert in this series is just nuts, she's laughably transparent.

I can't wait to hear her proclaim that "Hamtaro: Ham-Hams unite!" is really about the holocaust.

 

[DragoonSierra]

That's it? Not even gonna mention how some Pokemon straight up murder, or at the very least do horrifying things to other Pokemon or even innocent humans according to the pokedex?

Git gud with your kiddie game sperging John.

you forget the restaurant that lets you eat pokemon.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

bri bri dogs are at risk by the pokemongatorz...queue dog related PTSD, running from mississippi swamplings...

delay game.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John Flynt overworked his staff, paid them slave wages, fired them all, then took all the credit for everything they did.

 

[tepid]

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Oh so that's where she got the idea to command Crash to use Destiny Bond against Gamergate…

 

[RisingPhoenix]

It's such a dark game that nobody ever died after battle. They just end up unconscious

Technically there was that one time when Team Rocket killed a Cubone in Lavender Town.

 

[Particle Bored]

To the tune of Livin' on the Edge, by Aerosmith:

Spoiler

There's something wrong with the Wu today
Release date's drawing in
Is there something wrong with my eyes?

I've seen screen shots of the Special Ed
To my retinas they're burned in
I've been disco terrorized

We're livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge

There's something wrong with the Wu today
There's no updates for her game
Her meltdown's drawing nigh

If you can judge a poseur
By the checkmark by their name
Then you ain't seen Wu's lies

We're livin' on the edge
Wu can't help herself from failing
Livin' on the edge
Wu can't help herself at all
Livin' on the edge
Wu can't stop herself from failing
Livin' on the edge

Tell me what you 'spect from Revolution 60
Vapid, shitty, super glitchy?
All of above are true

Brianna Wu will claim that GamerGate came trollin'
Even if they didn't would she still be bawlin'
“They hate women!”
You bet your ass, my friend
Again and again and again and again


- >wailing guitar solo by Frank Wu< -


Tell me what you 'spect from Revolution 60
Vapid, shitty, super glitchy?
All of above are true

Brianna Wu will claim that GamerGate came trollin'
Even if they didn't would she still be bawlin'
“They hate women!”
You bet your ass, my friend
Again and again and again and again

There's something right with the world today
Wu exposed on Clinton's page
So will she let it go, or dial it back, oh no
It's time to strap in for tranny rage

Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
Livin' on the edge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

We're livin' on the edge
She can't help himself
He can't help herself
(Livin' on the edge)
Flynt can't help himself at all
(Livin' on the edge)
He can't help herself
She can't help himself
(Livin' on the edge)
He can't help herself
She can't help himself
(Livin' on the edge)
Wu can't help herself from failin'

 

[The Colonel]

"Did you know that there's a Pokemon that suicide-bombs itself to kill the other Pokemon? How disrespectful towards the Middle East can you be?"

EDIT: And here we go.

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We've been making this joke since 1998. What next? Ash is in a coma?

 

[Vaclav]

Flynt got retweeted by a presidential candidate! His ship has finally come in! He's going to the big time for sure!

Once again his turn has come to be in the spotlight. He steps onto the stage, the band starts playing and the show begins.

The show which consists of Flynt getting fed alive to pitbulls.

If he's even the tiniest bit self-aware, he's got to be shitting himself over his future prospects after this HFA mess.

This was his dream come true, I bet he expected asspats from all the mainstream media, but all the commenters are doing is calling him out on his old frauds and no one wants to come to his defense. I'm sure the Hillary intern that posted that tweet is in the doghouse if not fired, and the lesson for Flynt to learn is that he's radioactive. If he ever manages to raise his profile, if he comes even a little bit close to "being somebody" again, all of his past bullshittery is going to come back to haunt him and no one who matters is going to want to deal with that baggage.

Add to that, if Rev60 isn't in the hands of the KS backers by midnight tomorrow it's the last nail in his coffin. Even the most clickbaity news sites won't want to hire someone who just perpetrated an extremely public fraud.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Add to that, if Rev60 isn't in the hands of the KS backers by midnight tomorrow it's the last nail in his coffin. Even the most clickbaity news sites won't want to hire someone who just perpetrated an extremely public fraud.

On that note, it looks like desperate flailing is currently ensuing. Brianna noticed around three hours ago that she was wasting electricity on her VR computer and has been doing...something on Steam on and off for the past hour or two. Her profile keeps updating the time last active and there's no change to the Steam DB page we know of, so either she's editing the store page of the special edition (which we don't know AppID of so we can't look at) or maybe preparing Steam keys for her backers.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Her Patreon managed to drop $5 and then suddenly go up $2 immediately afterwards.

Also this.

 

[Vaclav]

Her Patreon managed to drop $5 and then suddenly go up $2 immediately afterwards.

Also this.

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Maybe they were right to rate me optimistic for guessing that he might have a little smidgen of self-awareness. Lawl.

#GuatosForAmerica

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I've bullied and abused my husband into agreeing with me again like I've done literally every single unending day of my marriage <3 <3 <3