ELON: This does not even deserve a shitpost Xeet introduction... because this is dead serious! The purchase of Twitter I did A FEW MONTHS ago of this social media, everyone on the Internet...
CONGRESS ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're BLAMING it on me! IT'S my fault,
I ADMIT IT! it's my fault! I WANT everything a-
BOUT HAMAS
OFF!
THE!
INNERNET!
I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY
POWER!
Just get it OFF the internet...
CONGRESS: Listen-to-me! Listen to me.
ELON: Yes...
CONGRESS: Listen to ME.
ELON: Yes.
CONGRESS: Shut that goddamn thing off!
CONGRESS: I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.
ELON: I'm working on it.
CONGRESS: Go work on it!
ELON: I am workin-
CONGRESS: Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Anti Defamation League... sees those videos... that you let on the damn Internet... they could condemn our elections, and we would have to drop out of it...?
ELON: [sighs] I see.
CONGRESS: You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast!
ELON: I'm working on it! I was making a tweet tw—uh, a xeet for Xitter t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...
CONGRESS: No...
ELON: Its—It's, ahh, out of my control
CONGRESS: No, you get 'em off.
ELON: It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO-
CONGRESS: You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!
ELON: I'm working on it!
CONGRESS: Go do it!
ELON: I AM WORKIN ON IT!