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Quasar said:
Actually, according to his LinkedIn, he's a:

Marketing Intern
Queen Anne Beerhall
July 2016 – Present (3 months)

As the marketing intern at Queen Anne Beerhall, a community oriented traditional Easter European beerhall in Seattle, Washington, I handle marketing promotions, customer engagement, and social media promotion (among other things).

-Grow, monitor, and engage with our community of over 2000 individuals on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

-Promote events, conduct outreach, and gauge customer satisfaction.

-Address customer compliments and complaints, suggestions, and generally advocate for our customer base.

Or, to be more honest without all the bullshit, he's running their twitter account.
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Goes to business school, can't get an internship with an actual business firm.
 
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cwcproquo said:
I'm wondering how happy his employers would be if they knew Alex is promoting their beer hall on the same Twitter account he uses to pretend to be a fox girl. That's some pretty unprofessional shit right there.
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They probably have some Tard Tax incentive that prohibits discrimination on the basis of insanity.

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That's just premature aging brought on by the ravages of autism; pretty soon Alex will lose all of his hair and his face will sag like CWC's. Or maybe he thinks those chest hairs he shaved a few days ago, which are now sprouting again, are the beginnings of female fox fur. I don't know why Alex is in such a rush to change himself, he already has the face of an old dog. He would make an ugly woman, uglier than CWC or Phil, even.
 
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AnOminous said:
Does get an internship with a Bavarian beer hall. Somehow thinks Bavaria is in Eastern Europe.
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From their own description, they're an "Austro-Hungarian cuisine with a Northwest twist." (They've got a WWI-era beer tap that serves Pilsner Urquell, for example.) In fact, it even says "Biergarten" on the door to the outside area, with a Habsburg coat of arms above it, in case you forget what the ambiance here is supposed to represent.

It's a pretty good place. They have a walk-up grill station that serves bratwurst, for example, but it was cash-only for some reason. Either a bunch of folks were running out the door with shit -- which wouldn't surprise me -- but it might have more to do with syncing your charges there with the rest of your tab, and they didn't want to have to eat merchant fees every time you wanted a sausage and paid with your card. (You can order off the kitchen menu, which is excellent, and get one tab and skip the grill entirely if you choose.)

I guess in Alex's mind "Warsaw Pact = Eastern Europe" so that's probably where he's getting the idea it's "Eastern European." Either that, or the Washington school system has gone to complete shit.

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I would say you were evolving into a male eunuch, but that would imply you weren't a eunuch beforehand.
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Maybe they gave him an employee discount, which in turn led to him actually drinking beer and getting some chest hair. However, that deviant probably thinks it's fox fur.
 
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