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It's a shame Jack is too much of a California city boy liberal to buy a TrackMaster all-terrain mobility aid.
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Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Jack strikes me as the combative guy when it comes to diagnosis. If he comes in with a stroke, and asks what causes it, the doctor probably tells him that its his horrible lifestyle and overconsumption. Rather than take that and go with it, he'll argue, "Well what else could have caused it?" and get the usual boilerplate of excess coffee, excess sugars, stress, anything that can raise blood pressure. He picks a favorite bugbear that he thinks he can 'fix' and proceeds to declare it the actual cause.
You see this with a lot of entitled lolcows, who get a bad outcome like losing a job, get a list of reasons that looks something like "Failure to deliver on time, extreme hostility to coworkers, consistent destruction of product, subpar work output, and consistently 15 minutes late onto shift", and proceed to ignore all the significant meaningful ones and fixate on the most minor quibble of them - "Who the hell fires people for only being 15 minutes late to work? I'm being persecuted for [Insert dumbfuckery here]". They pretend this is the only actual issue and ignore their real problems.
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I wish I could give you more winner tags. This is an excellent comment
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Pretty sure he checked himself out AMA after his first stroke because he was angy about the diagnosis and didn't believe it.
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My guess is he somehow fused the biblical christmas story of "No room at the inn", griping about Santa supplanting Jesus, and the commercialization of Christmas/complaints about everyone buying everything from Amazon instead of shopping local into the boomer-tier Facebook equivalent of Garbage Stew.
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Bullshit unless they are truffle hunting, then Jack would be a pretty good choice actually.
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Going hunting with half a functioning arm in a scooty puff while practically blind. Surejack.
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He wrote about it on his blog; it was probably a TIA and from his story, he AMA'd because he was upset his results weren't faster. Jack's not a great historian but he went on to mostly complain about billing issues and why nobody else was using Jack's personal definitions of insurance terms; not terribly concerned about heeding the kind warning he'd received from his cerebral vasculature.
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I dread the idea of his trigger discipline if he's given the rifle. Not just for the obvious of an idiot with a gun, but he's one armed, with a long rifle. That means you're gonna be gripping hard with that one hand to keep any real control of it. At that point, the weight shifting forward for any reason would easily slide an inexperienced shooters finger off a forward point and into the trigger guard, at the same time instinct will say to squeeze hard to get control of the falling item.
This is an ND into someones leg just waiting to happen.
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See Jack and seeing his ineptitude and broken body makes me think of this Legend.
Jesus Christ even his emoji has its mouth open wanting to suck dick.
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just when i think i've become numb to his obnoxious bitmojis , he hits us with a literal soyfacing one. horrific
That Damned Tiger
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I can either make an "Insert cock here" or "Insert rifle here" joke.
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This was a terrible attempt, but I got you.
ETA: A hunting update, seems he’s still alive.
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Jesus fuck why is Jack's claw arm so red, is he channeling all of his blood pressure into it using arcane magic
Why would anyone want to sit in a truck on a hunting trip. You're less than useless, you're wasted gas milage. Then again, anyone who hands Jack a gun deserves a bullet in the ass / darwin award.
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Imagine that hunting trip. You have his brother with his gay Reddit atheist chatter. And you have Jack endlessly blabbing about pro-Israel shit pumped into him by his Zionist mega church. It’d be enough for me to turn that rifle on myself.
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Have to ask, is he using fucking Splatoon music for the on the go videos, if he is then how the fuck did he even stumble into the Splat soundtrack of all things and decide on using that for his theme
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I can't believe you guys are falling for this. Jack did not go hunting. Jack can't walk on a flat surface, neverminding a forest bed. Jack can't hold a long gun properly. Jack can't shut the fuck up to save his life.
If Jack actually left the house, he was dropped off at a Dennys with 50 bucks.
If Jack actually left the house, he was dropped off at a Dennys with 50 bucks.
Even dropping him in a truck stop would be a kindness, he could play the video games.
They left him in a pickup.
They left him in a pickup.
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Picture was posted at 7:30pm, well after any hunting would be done. Jagoff decided to post a picture of the two dudes walking away from the truck instead of a picture of the deer his brother apparently shot. What's the likelihood that Jagoff is just lying so he can pretend to cook venison? (even if they did get a deer there's no way in hell they're getting it butchered within 24 hours)