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Holy shit, and I had thought EVS had a bad response to this bait, but at least he aggrandized himself and made it look like he was getting a dunk on someone.
This pity party shit coming from Nick is pathetic.
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This pity party shit coming from Nick is pathetic.
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Going by the state of the rest of Nick’s house, it can be assumed that this hot tub doesn’t get cleaned often, if at all. One can only imagine the horrifying things that have taken place in there & how it must be like taking bacteria bath. Disgusting.
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When he came back from his long coomcation this summer, he mentioned he was surprised that the nanny hadn't used the hot tub while they were gone, and it needed cleaning since it had sat there for weeks? Months?
Definitely do not want a black light within 100 metres of that thing, you'd go blind.
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I was surprised by Nick’s revelation that he’s consciously structured his daily caloric intake to allow maximum liquor. I wasn’t surprised he’s doing that, but that he admitted to it while simultaneously claiming he’s just a “social drinker” and not an alcoholic. I would have expected him to be a bit more stealthy, shall we say.
A family member of mine was once very Nick-like in his alcoholism. One year he tried to prove to everyone that he wasn’t a drunk by saying “I’m only going to drink when I’m golfing or grilling out.”
He golfed three times a week that winter and grilled out four times a week. thisisfine.jpg
Nick knows he’ll never be able to stop drinking, so he’s never going to even bother pretending otherwise. But him bragging about how clever his maximum alcohol intake scheme is shows just how detached from reality — and enslaved to a beverage — he’s become.
If only he put half as much thought and effort into his livelihood as he does to his drinking.
A family member of mine was once very Nick-like in his alcoholism. One year he tried to prove to everyone that he wasn’t a drunk by saying “I’m only going to drink when I’m golfing or grilling out.”
He golfed three times a week that winter and grilled out four times a week. thisisfine.jpg
Nick knows he’ll never be able to stop drinking, so he’s never going to even bother pretending otherwise. But him bragging about how clever his maximum alcohol intake scheme is shows just how detached from reality — and enslaved to a beverage — he’s become.
If only he put half as much thought and effort into his livelihood as he does to his drinking.
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No stalker child I will not be making up with Josh Moon, he doesn't wear the balldo and never will. Sad!
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I'm no expert on drinking, but I'm pretty sure the large intestine absorbes liquid directly into the blood stream. Nick gonna be passed out for a week
Dude, if you have to structure your eating habits around booze, you drink too hard. No wonder he's thin, he barely eats.
Nick, you got mad when he pointed out the holes in your brain. And maybe you shouldn't stream for 6 hours a night. You have kids and shit man.
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All Null has to do is wear the Balldo and all will be forgiven. Remember Nick never burns any bridges, it’s everyone else that has the problems
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Drinking alone while Balldosplaining on the Internet is still drinking alone.
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Oye Nick is on a roll today lol he's definitely not drinking and popping a pill right now
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Look, nick won't be covering law topics and be entertaining again. That's on him, not me.
I didn't want to unsubscribe, I HAD to unsubscribe. Look I wish him all the success in the world. I love Nick Rekieta, I just wish he wasn't such a balldo cooming faggot motherfucker who can't stop talking about his non functional penis for five seconds to discuss even one lawsuit, but I love him. I hope he makes a million balldos. I wish him all the success buddy. I'm rooting for him.
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Null has had a tough week on Twitter: first subjected to a full feasing by Teddy, then childed multiple times then blocked by Patrick, and now informed by Rekieta that he squandered his ability to be a regular guest on Rekieta Law due to his selfish refusal to put on the Balldo.
Worse than that, he's responding to the person calling Eric July out for criticizing him. Even the woman defending him against Eric says "it's sad to see him like this".
It apparently was some Locals thot named Egalitarian Bitch, who lives in California. I assume the reason for the confusion was that someone was saving the nudes/lewds and posting them on the NSFW channel of Nick's Discord without any context or identifying who they were or where they came from, which then ended up on the thread. One of the photos was sandwiched in between two photos of Kayla which I guess is why people assumed it must be the nanny. I don't know if it was fully understood how he was actively encouraging his female fans to post nudes or near-nudes in his Locals chat room at this point.
The nanny must care for seven children. According to Nick she works full-time hours or close to it, including doing grocery shopping and doing the dishes. Which is probably why his kitchen looks so terrible, they leave everything for the nanny to deal with.
Hmmmm... I wasn't actually on board with the "HE'S POPPING PILLS!" narrative but the way Nick responds with a non-denial denial ("literally has no idea what he's talking about") is very similar to things he's said about things that are clearly true, like Gay 90s or Hedo.
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He's already admitted to rolling on molly and shit like that.
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Nick was engaged in informal entactogenic-assisted psychotherapy. That's not "popping pills." You literally have no idea what you're talking about.
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Nick is technically the absolute oldest Millennial possible. His boomer coomer idol (Dax), would excommunicate him if this ever came out.
“Have some avocado toast with that Balldo faggot. Ackackackack!”
Easiest way to track it is anyone that graduated high school in 2000-2015, hence the name.
Adults of the new millennium.
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God his comebacks are all terrible. Please, somebody stop this loser who thinks he’s a comedian.
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I. Am laughing. At people.
I am not. Seething in rage.
You. Are the one. Who is angry.
How. Can I be. More clear.
I will respond. To every comment. That is critical of me. Because. It is funny.
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It's quite telling that even Ethan begrudgingly admitted he had a problem with pills and booze and "tried" multiple times to "stop", Nick doesn't even bother with it, he's shoved himself so far into the closet of his grandiose delusion that he thinks his xeets can mold reality to his will.
Good news, grandiose delusions are only made worse by substance abuse, so you're about to see Nick go down a path of ODD that will rival fatrick.
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Nick’s alcohol-catalyzed aging makes me think he’s older than he is. I almost forgot that his 9/11 was getting his transformer doll taken away by a kindergarten teacher.
That really is the gayest moment to me, bitching about chunk of plastic from 30+ years ago.
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Did we know that Nick is missing teeth? That gap on the left side of his bottom chompers is pretty prominent, unlike his career as a non-practicing lawyer.
