DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
"Dear FREE1UP, I e-mailed you, but you still ain't responding'
I left my Capcom ID, my Twitter and my Line App at the bottom
I sent two DM's back in spring, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with lag or somethin'
Sometimes I drop my inputs when I jot 'em

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? Wanna do a FT10?"

The Level 1 Podcast Ep. 65 July 3, 2023:
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Diablo IV Playthrough Pt20 July 5, 2023
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The Level 1 Podcast Ep. 86 July 28, 2023
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The Level 1 Podcast Ep. 97 Aug. 10, 2023
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The Level 1 Podcast Ep. 118 Sept. 3, 2023
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Street Fighter 6 MP Nov. 2023: Dhalsim pt6 - Oh my god you guys, it's FREE1UP!!! /wojack​

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Yeah, Dave is such a nice guy for letting him win and for pretending to be malding over losing, class act as usual
 
When he says that, it's more likely he's just frustrated at sucking at the game and latches onto it as an excuse.
That and when he throws a tantrum at chat for expecting him as a streamer to engage with them while he is playing games and how they are messing up his concentration. Which is funny both because he's been doing this forever and hasn't learned how to engage with viewers while playing the game which is the quintessential skill of a live streamer, and because him needing to focus so heavily especially when he's neck deep in a fighting game or fps makes him the tryhard he complains that other people are.
 
Jesus fucking Christ, the desperation from this man.

Also funny how booze is just a normal part of all marathons now. Former alcoholic, btw.

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Including a nice beg too, mostly because Dave said everyone would.


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Jesus fucking Christ, the desperation from this man.

Also funny how booze is just a normal part of all marathons now. Former alcoholic, btw.

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Including a nice beg too, mostly because Dave said everyone would.



This whole thing comes off as desperate and sleazy, aka typical Phil. I really would like Phil to define what "positive content" means to him. Also, the whole thing about not wanting to hurt anyone to get ahead is rich coming from a guy who dances on the grave of anyone that slighted him in the past, or browbeats his audience into giving him money.

Oh wait, that's advertisement. My bad.

 
This whole thing comes off as desperate and sleazy, aka typical Phil. I really would like Phil to define what "positive content" means to him. Also, the whole thing about not wanting to hurt anyone to get ahead is rich coming from a guy who dances on the grave of anyone that slighted him in the past, or browbeats his audience into giving him money.

Oh wait, that's advertisement. My bad.
Top tier rant, hard to pick a favorite part, but I love most how he both thinks his 1 hour podcast, 3 hours main stream, 2 hours night stream = 10 hours straight of streaming and then goes on to tell us how he only brings up donation goals once at the start of the podcast, once at the end, at the start of his next segment after his break, midway through, near the end of the first segment, at the beginning of the night stream, and near the end of the night stream like he is beholden to badger his audience that much. That's all if his goals are relatively met, if not we get 3-4 minutes of him trying to justify how he's doing his part and his audience fucked up not giving him their money or him realizing he's about to walk into that trap and give us a good old fashioned Chris-Chan stress sigh and says he doesn't want to mention it but if he could hit the first tier of tips goals he can get groceries on his day off. If that doesn't work his audience gets a special Daily Wrap where he chastises them for not contributing and vaguely threatens to quit whatever low supported game is in the rotation.

I want someone to sit down and interview Phil by having him watch his own streaming content live and going piece by piece why he's an absolute fuckup. Phil having to, in real time, justify why he's a bad content creator would be miles more interesting to me than him showing everyone his Champions account.
 
It would be just as funny to see bails of hay dropped of at DSPs, even funnier of it was door dashed.
Phil will just ignore that, though.
How the fuck is he gonna ignore bales of hay? This is the same guy that hoards trash in his garage because he can't handle his area's waste management routine. Bales of hay (and other shit) piling up in his garage would be hilarious, and he'd whine about having to drive it all to the garbage dump.

Not condoning gay ops/IRL trolling but there's no way bales of hay would go ignored.
 
This whole thing comes off as desperate and sleazy, aka typical Phil. I really would like Phil to define what "positive content" means to him. Also, the whole thing about not wanting to hurt anyone to get ahead is rich coming from a guy who dances on the grave of anyone that slighted him in the past, or browbeats his audience into giving him money.

Oh wait, that's advertisement. My bad.


“If one day you want to have an open conversation I guess we’ll have it” This fucking faggot. How can you have an open anything with this guy when he builds so many walls around him? You can’t even reply to this guy on Twitter. You have to subscribe, wait 24 hours, then post it in chat and @ mention him, or attach it to a super chat. And even if you do all that nonsense you have to get it through that thick fucking balding head of his.
 
“If one day you want to have an open conversation I guess we’ll have it” This fucking faggot. How can you have an open anything with this guy when he builds so many walls around him? You can’t even reply to this guy on Twitter. You have to subscribe, wait 24 hours, then post it in chat and @ mention him, or attach it to a super chat. And even if you do all that nonsense you have to get it through that thick fucking balding head of his.
The only 'conversation' he's had is the scrollers interview and you see how that worked out.
 
With Mike clum (the one who made the latest Boogie documentary) becoming an Ultra member of Phil's channel you think he is doing some "behind da scenes" talks to make a possible live documentary about Phil? We all know that money is the easiest way to get in Phil's good graces though I highly doubt Phil would agree to it. We have seen with the sidescrollers that pignosis doesn't work on "normies" and I doubt Mike would let himself bullshit by Phil. Plus if he would do filimng at Phil's condo Phil would
a) have to sanitize his condo and I mean SANITIZE
b) be very open about his expenses which I would call "Lol, lmao even"

I bet this will lead to nowhere but perhaps gives Mike some insight into a cult mind
 
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