Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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If Something Awful is still around in 2018 when my 11-year probation* is finally lifted, I might pay it a visit again, if only to go back over some old, hilarious threads again. There's a lot of internet history in that forum, man. I got respect for that legacy.

* I'm not even mad about it, really, I had it coming.
 
From comedy site to enforced safe spaces?
I've seen this happen in smaller forums as well.
Most of the time, the ones who volunteer to work for free as mods have ulterior motives, often ideological ones. I guess the solution would be to get rid of the ideologically driven mods and just have paid mods instead.
 
Throughout the forums entire, and I do mean entire, history, people have always complained about nearly every mod. After a while, it just simply became white noise to me, because I was so used to hearing the moderation sucks and nobody can do their job and everything is wrong, that when there was a legit bad mod, I'd just assume people were exaggerating once again and crying wolf.

Well maybe it shouldn't have become white noise. You've become "house blind"--you need to step back and look at what kind of community you've got. Sure, a lot of people will rebel against any and all authority. But you did have some shitty mods from the beginning. Dude, I was there for Rainbow Blight and fucking Al. From the very beginning you seem to have a "set it and forget it" goal with managing SA. When shit goes bad, you step in, make some wacky zany posts, engage with the forums, then you appoint a new administration and delegate out everything while you write comedy, make electronic music, go grocery shopping, raise your kids, or whatever.

Time and time again we had "new management" in the forum of Rainbow and her gang, Zach Parsons and Fistgrrl, Fragmaster, Ozma, Ralp, and now Zen Death Robot. These guys run the place with little to sometimes zero input from you (once I recall Ozma bitching she couldn't get in contact with you at all). They appoint other admins, who in turn appoint other mods, and set the tone. And often the tone is shitty. Arbitrary bannings, cults of personality inside subforums, bannings for politics and capitalization, etc. Every time we doxxed one of your mods and admins, we laid out WHY we did it. And we never doxxed the ones that were good. We presented all the horrible shit they did to wreck YOUR community. Take out the lurid stuff we threw out there about their personal lives and there was always a solid case as to why they were shitty mods. I know we're a "NO CLICK ZONE, SORRY" but I'd be more than happy to post some TLDR highlights here.

My tiny 2500 person forum takes up a few hours of my day every day, and I have a full time job that's way more than 40 hours a week. SA is your livelihood. Managing it and shepherding the community should be at least a 40 hour a week job for you. Ofc it's too big for one person to get a handle on, but you should overall know what's going on, put good people in charge, closely monitor them and be responsive. You should be posting and active and set the tone.

You're still making stupid amounts of cash from new users, if the numbers are correct that we can see, plus reregs and titles and shit--it would make some Gen Y on a Pateron jealous. But it won't last forever if you don't do something to stop the forums from dying. You have a huge legacy--a lot of sites on the internet wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you including places like 4 chan and probably here. I'd say a lot of what you see on Reddit and other places owes a debt to SA. And there's good news--there's way stupider stuff now online to mock than in 2000. More than ever. Of course, you'd have to have the balls to hurt some feels to do so.


Yeah, I've been wanting to for years now, but the creative spark I originally had back around 1999 is very difficult for me to find. Plus I have a wife, three kids, four dogs, and an ex-wife, so I don't really have the freedom of waking up at 2:00 AM and writing because a certain idea popped into my head. It's very frustrating.

At least you want to try. But instead of wracking your brain to churn out funny articles, why not just post on your own forums and try to encourage the kind of talent and humor that the users themselves had in the past? That isn't a 2AM kind of thing.

By the way, you do realize that if I said any of this to you in QCS, I'd be dogpiled by sycophants and an admin who regged 10 years after me would put a target on my back?
 
It was a joke as in it didn't fucking exist, it was some bullshit made up by somebody who got banned and of course if you read it on the internet it must be true, right

If I read it on the mod forum, it must be a lie, because you have fake threads in the mod only forum all the time. Is that what you are saying? It's OK, you were really busy with your life from 2005-2015 so you might have missed it.
 
I have to apologize for all of these raging assholes, @Lowtax. They are a very, very vocal minority and just want you to refund their 10 bux because they got banned. I personally am a big fan of SA and the content it has put out. Sorry you have to deal with our special friends here.

Thank you, I appreciate it but it's no biggie, I've been trolled and despised everywhere, dudes here are bush league trolls.

Sure, all you need to do is buy an upgraded SS Platinum account for access.

Seriously, you claim there's a secret mod list that you know of, I'd like to see it. I appreciate the hilarious jokes about platinum and upgrades and whatnot, but if you're going to accuse our mods and admins of something, you might want to show proof backing up what you say.
 
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Seriously, you claim there's a secret mod list that you know of, I'd like to see it. I appreciate the hilarious jokes about platinum and upgrades and whatnot, but if you're going to accuse our mods and admins of something, you might want to show proof backing up what you say.

Proof? You mean like screenshots? I understand you forgot how your forum works, but Caylen even talks about it in the reasons he bans someone, so start on your forum first. Then after you pay for an SS Platinum upgrade, you might get to see the dump on our forum. OK cupcake?
 
Proof? You mean like screenshots? I understand you forgot how your forum works, but Caylen even talks about it in the reasons he bans someone, so start on your forum first. Then after you pay for an SS Platinum upgrade, you might get to see the dump on our forum. OK cupcake?

Oh I understand now, you can make some dumb ass shit up and it's my responsibility to prove it's incorrect. Like asking Abe about it and him saying it never existed. As for paying money to see the dump on your forum, why bother, I can read your posts here for free.
 

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Oh I understand now, you can make some dumb ass shit up and it's my responsibility to prove it's incorrect. Like asking Abe about it and him saying it never existed. As for paying money to see the dump on your forum, why bother, I can read your posts here for free.

It's OK, you asked the person who did and screen shotted it, that's all the proof we need from you that it never ever happened. Bigger question is why are you still talking to someone that did some really fucked up shit to a god damned minor.
 
@Lowtax do you actually have a business plan for SA as it stands? Any plans to upgrade the forums for more features/usability, any new features for the main page, anything like that?
 
Oh I understand now, you can make some dumb ass shit up and it's my responsibility to prove it's incorrect. Like asking Abe about it and him saying it never existed. As for paying money to see the dump on your forum, why bother, I can read your posts here for free.


Well maybe it shouldn't have become white noise. You've become "house blind"--you need to step back and look at what kind of community you've got. Sure, a lot of people will rebel against any and all authority. But you did have some shitty mods from the beginning. Dude, I was there for Rainbow Blight and fucking Al. From the very beginning you seem to have a "set it and forget it" goal with managing SA. When shit goes bad, you step in, make some wacky zany posts, engage with the forums, then you appoint a new administration and delegate out everything while you write comedy, make electronic music, go grocery shopping, raise your kids, or whatever.

Time and time again we had "new management" in the forum of Rainbow and her gang, Zach Parsons and Fistgrrl, Fragmaster, Ozma, Ralp, and now Zen Death Robot. These guys run the place with little to sometimes zero input from you (once I recall Ozma bitching she couldn't get in contact with you at all). They appoint other admins, who in turn appoint other mods, and set the tone. And often the tone is shitty. Arbitrary bannings, cults of personality inside subforums, bannings for politics and capitalization, etc. Every time we doxxed one of your mods and admins, we laid out WHY we did it. And we never doxxed the ones that were good. We presented all the horrible shit they did to wreck YOUR community. Take out the lurid stuff we threw out there about their personal lives and there was always a solid case as to why they were shitty mods. I know we're a "NO CLICK ZONE, SORRY" but I'd be more than happy to post some TLDR highlights here.

My tiny 2500 person forum takes up a few hours of my day every day, and I have a full time job that's way more than 40 hours a week. SA is your livelihood. Managing it and shepherding the community should be at least a 40 hour a week job for you. Ofc it's too big for one person to get a handle on, but you should overall know what's going on, put good people in charge, closely monitor them and be responsive. You should be posting and active and set the tone.

You're still making stupid amounts of cash from new users, if the numbers are correct that we can see, plus reregs and titles and shit--it would make some Gen Y on a Pateron jealous. But it won't last forever if you don't do something to stop the forums from dying. You have a huge legacy--a lot of sites on the internet wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you including places like 4 chan and probably here. I'd say a lot of what you see on Reddit and other places owes a debt to SA. And there's good news--there's way stupider stuff now online to mock than in 2000. More than ever. Of course, you'd have to have the balls to hurt some feels to do so.
 
Well maybe it shouldn't have become white noise. You've become "house blind"--you need to step back and look at what kind of community you've got. Sure, a lot of people will rebel against any and all authority. But you did have some shitty mods from the beginning. Dude, I was there for Rainbow Blight and fucking Al. From the very beginning you seem to have a "set it and forget it" goal with managing SA. When shit goes bad, you step in, make some wacky zany posts, engage with the forums, then you appoint a new administration and delegate out everything while you write comedy, make electronic music, go grocery shopping, raise your kids, or whatever.

Time and time again we had "new management" in the forum of Rainbow and her gang, Zach Parsons and Fistgrrl, Fragmaster, Ozma, Ralp, and now Zen Death Robot. These guys run the place with little to sometimes zero input from you (once I recall Ozma bitching she couldn't get in contact with you at all). They appoint other admins, who in turn appoint other mods, and set the tone. And often the tone is shitty. Arbitrary bannings, cults of personality inside subforums, bannings for politics and capitalization, etc. Every time we doxxed one of your mods and admins, we laid out WHY we did it. And we never doxxed the ones that were good. We presented all the horrible shit they did to wreck YOUR community. Take out the lurid stuff we threw out there about their personal lives and there was always a solid case as to why they were shitty mods. I know we're a "NO CLICK ZONE, SORRY" but I'd be more than happy to post some TLDR highlights here.

My tiny 2500 person forum takes up a few hours of my day every day, and I have a full time job that's way more than 40 hours a week. SA is your livelihood. Managing it and shepherding the community should be at least a 40 hour a week job for you. Ofc it's too big for one person to get a handle on, but you should overall know what's going on, put good people in charge, closely monitor them and be responsive. You should be posting and active and set the tone.

You're still making stupid amounts of cash from new users, if the numbers are correct that we can see, plus reregs and titles and shit--it would make some Gen Y on a Pateron jealous. But it won't last forever if you don't do something to stop the forums from dying. You have a huge legacy--a lot of sites on the internet wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you including places like 4 chan and probably here. I'd say a lot of what you see on Reddit and other places owes a debt to SA. And there's good news--there's way stupider stuff now online to mock than in 2000. More than ever. Of course, you'd have to have the balls to hurt some feels to do so.
You dumb as hell.
 
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