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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
While we’re on a Jen tip, it’s worth re-reading that interview he did. There’s a few details I’d forgotten, and although Jen is a very unreliable narrator, a lot of the timeline stuff rings true, for example Kindness pestering Penny for a year prior to meeting them, trying to get in.


I believe that the promise of Tranch 3, the tranchening, is still to come.
 
It's weird that they haven't use that story against him, there must be something even more stupid about it that would make the others also look really bad. Penny shooting back?
My take? For me this would be a horrifying accident that would cause me to deep-dive into gun safety before I even looked at a weapon again. For the citizens of the Tranch? Tuesday.
 
Anyone that prepares food as part of the same household like the Tranch does should have been counted as one SNAP unit, so if they were all receiving separate food stamps that was fraud anyway.
Maybe that's why they wouldn't let the FtMs inside the house. Penny was just standing at the doorway with a long gun, saying "sorry, Fed says you can't come in."
 
Maybe that's why they wouldn't let the FtMs inside the house. Penny was just standing at the doorway with a long gun, saying "sorry, Fed says you can't come in."
But Jen let it slip that they did communal mealtimes…

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In other news, the Tranch 2.0 shit pipes have failed and need a revision. Fantastic problem to have in a house full of trannie- hey wait a minute…

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I wonder if a little trial grift is on the cards…
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It’s interesting how proprietorial Jen is being about Penny’s grandparents’ house. It’s not like they paid for it.
 
But Jen let it slip that they did communal mealtimes…

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In other news, the Tranch 2.0 shit pipes have failed and need a revision. Fantastic problem to have in a house full of trannie- hey wait a minute…

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I wonder if a little trial grift is on the cards…
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It’s interesting how proprietorial Jen is being about Penny’s grandparents’ house. It’s not like they paid for it.

I’m afraid to ask, but is there some specific reason having the sewer pipe break is a problem in a house full of troons? Does he mean that they have thanksgiving guests? Or something darker and more horrifying?
 
I’m afraid to ask, but is there some specific reason having the sewer pipe break is a problem in a house full of troons? Does he mean that they have thanksgiving guests? Or something darker and more horrifying?
Aside from having to lurk in women’s toilets more than usual, I don’t think it’s a bigger problem than for most people.

They probably caused it by shoving tampons up their arses for the euphoria, but rather than removing and disposing of them correctly, they likely just shit them out.
 
I’m afraid to ask, but is there some specific reason having the sewer pipe break is a problem in a house full of troons? Does he mean that they have thanksgiving guests? Or something darker and more horrifying?
I know, right? Is it because they do a lot of large, manly shitting?

I think what Kevin actually meant is that troons have trouble finding public bathrooms, because they insist on using the ladies’, where they are naturally met with suspicion if not outright hostility.

In this case he had to walk all the way from the car into Home Depot, and there was snow on the ground. I guess Home Depot has unisex bathrooms.
 
I know, right? Is it because they do a lot of large, manly shitting?

I think what Kevin actually meant is that troons have trouble finding public bathrooms, because they insist on using the ladies’, where they are naturally met with suspicion if not outright hostility.

In this case he had to walk all the way from the car into Home Depot, and there was snow on the ground. I guess Home Depot has unisex bathrooms.
Kevvie’s grifting skills must be at an all time low if he can’t even grift enough for a motel room.

Semi off topic but this is actually a good reason to pay for a gym or leisure center membership.

Whenever I have had bathroom or plumbing being fixed issues at any of my gaffs over the years, I will just shower at the gym or at work.

Joining a gym which has a lot of branches has the hidden bonus of a place I can use with a cleaner bog, more privacy, and my current one provides fresh coffee.
 
I wonder if a little trial grift is on the cards…
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It’s interesting how proprietorial Jen is being about Penny’s grandparents’ house. It’s not like they paid for it.
That house was built in 1983 and Orangeburg pipes hadn't been used for over a decade at that point. What the fuck is this shiteater talking about?
 
But Jen let it slip that they did communal mealtimes…

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In other news, the Tranch 2.0 shit pipes have failed and need a revision. Fantastic problem to have in a house full of trannie- hey wait a minute…

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I wonder if a little trial grift is on the cards…
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It’s interesting how proprietorial Jen is being about Penny’s grandparents’ house. It’s not like they paid for it.
Heh. Methinks they need "support" to fix a collapsed shitpipe. Digging a trench at this time of year will suck.
 
Maybe that's why they wouldn't let the FtMs inside the house. Penny was just standing at the doorway with a long gun, saying "sorry, Fed says you can't come in."
Were the FTMs ever in any of those photos of them eating out at places?

I don’t recall, but I suspect that they probably were denied this too, in case the social got wind of it.
 
Were the FTMs ever in any of those photos of them eating out at places?

I don’t recall, but I suspect that they probably were denied this too, in case the social got wind of it.
Eating outside the home? Maybe that picture where Alyssa is hiding. That's the only bigger group picture I can remember.
 
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But why does Kevin refer to their sex-reassignment sect as "trannies"? Are they trying to make it like how black people call each other nigger but nobody else is allowed to?

Very puzzling. Also from a distance Kevin's nose ring looks like a little Adolf Hitler mustache.
 
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