Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Kees H said:
Another stats update since my last post. These are the last stats Austin shared on the stream,

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1.92M yesterday, 1.99M USD today. Fucking nuts. 100k USD played in a day, this is a different level of degeneracy.
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His stats tell us he has won 26.74% of his games on Stake since starting in late June. Although some of those losses are Austin's fault, this should dissuade anyone from ever playing on any of these crypto casinos.
 
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Ogre Magi said:
His stats tell us he has won 26.74% of his games on Stake since starting in late June.
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It's not how many you win but how big they are. If you bought 50 Powerball tickets and one of them won, you'd still have lost 96% of the time for instance. I'm sure he's getting way less than expected value because his betting "strategy" (other than making moronic bets like he does on mines that hugely reduce his expected value) guarantees huge losses and small wins, because he ramps up his bet size to way over what he's bankrolled for.

I'd call it some kind of weird reverse Martingale but I don't think he thinks that much about it.
 
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Today I went to BMJ's home to congratulate him on providing so much entertainment. He welcomed me in to his home, a reasonable abode, and showed off each punch in the wall that highlighted some significance in his life. The home smelled pleasantly of meth and weed, a truly fragrant array of delightful scents. From there, I tried to offer to juice him. I was promptly kicked out and called a rat, all the while making my swift exit being called a faggot and to get gud at Runescape. Apparently Capri Sun was not the kind of juice he wanted.

I did not go to BMJs house for the autists in the room.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's not how many you win but how big they are. If you bought 50 Powerball tickets and one of them won, you'd still have lost 96% of the time for instance. I'm sure he's getting way less than expected value because his betting "strategy" (other than making moronic bets like he does on mines that hugely reduce his expected value) guarantees huge losses and small wins, because he ramps up his bet size to way over what he's bankrolled for.

I'd call it some kind of weird reverse Martingale but I don't think he thinks that much about it.
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That's a fair point. However, he also plays the dumbest games with the most terrible odds, and it all goes back to Stake in one way or another. This also isn't counting the money he has gambled on other sites like CHANCED and RainBet.
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Today I went to BMJ's home to congratulate him on providing so much entertainment. He welcomed me in to his home, a reasonable abode, and showed off each punch in the wall that highlighted some significance in his life. The home smelled pleasantly of meth and weed, a truly fragrant array of delightful scents. From there, I tried to offer to juice him. I was promptly kicked out and called a rat, all the while making my swift exit being called a faggot and to get gud at Runescape. Apparently Capri Sun was not the kind of juice he wanted.

I did not go to BMJs house for the autists in the room.
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Strasse said:
Today I went to BMJ's home to congratulate him on providing so much entertainment. He welcomed me in to his home, a reasonable abode, and showed off each punch in the wall that highlighted some significance in his life. The home smelled pleasantly of meth and weed, a truly fragrant array of delightful scents. From there, I tried to offer to juice him. I was promptly kicked out and called a rat, all the while making my swift exit being called a faggot and to get gud at Runescape. Apparently Capri Sun was not the kind of juice he wanted.

I did not go to BMJs house for the autists in the room.
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surprised he didn't say he fucked your mom
 
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Ogre Magi said:
That's a fair point. However, he also plays the dumbest games with the most terrible odds, and it all goes back to Stake in one way or another. This also isn't counting the money he has gambled on other sites like CHANCED and RainBet.

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Holy fuck why am I just seeing this for the first time. I love it.

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surprised he didn't say he fucked your mom
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BMJ isn't a necrophiliac like @thegooddoctor so he has no reason to shout that!
 
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KingFrampt said:
Can anyone confirm if BMJ has received news about his sponsor yet? It's officially monday
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He said earlier he hasn’t heard back from them yet but he’s really hoping he does, how he took it for granted and fucked it up. He conceded it was the best gig he could have gotten and was very lucky to get it in the first place.

He hopes that since they used his clips on their X account that they’ll be more inclined to give him one again. I can’t clip anything at the moment but that was the gist of it.
 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
I'm sorry to Mirela for having to deal with this retard from now on
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Poor girl, just thinking about having to tard wrangle Austin makes me consider losing my iPod and an hero. True fucking degeneracy tho, only 10 hours ago he was at around 2M USD wagered. To hit 2,5M in a couple of hours is fucking insane.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Can't wait for more dead air on stream as he constantly refreshes Stake to see if his reload has come in, only to lose it all on mines or Keno in 5 minutes.
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It took him almost an hour, but he's back to just 250 bucks in his Litecoin wallet. Almost the entire 2.4k Platinum 4 bonus has been wasted on slots and mines.
 
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