Navy SEALs, Delta Force, and SOCOM general - The most "Special" groups in the U.S. Military

Tablet County said:
Technically we're shitting on Mossad, the Israeli CIA. I don't know anything about the IDF and I don't really care to if I'm honest. I mean, unless they've done something funny.
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My modern military hyperfixation came on very suddenly a few months ago, so I'm sorry if i mess shit up
I used to be into the American Civil War and the Revolutionary War.
 
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Foltest said:
I am not that familiar with their special forces apart from the raid on Entebbe where they trolled Idi Amin and when they trolled PLO here and there.
I am sure they have done some very lolz worthy things in recent times.
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Ehud barak had to cross dress as part of his cover in operation spring of youth


The Sayeret Matkal units decided to go in not only disguised as tourists, but dressed as women as well. Barak and Amiram Levine, who would stand guard outside the apartments during the raids, were among the Israeli commandos who did so.
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They practiced for the operation in apartment buildings in North Tel Aviv, similar in construction to those they would be assaulting in Beirut. In addition to penetration of the apartments, they practiced walking around as lovers, the men holding the "women."
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Ehud could have gotten out of cross dressing since he planned the mission but he actively chose to be a woman and even had grenades in his bra.

Tablet County said:
I don't remember the specifics, but I've heard that they assassinated someone under suspicion that he was a powerful figure in an antisemitic terrorist group and it turned out their intel was fucked and he was just a normal guy.
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It also turned out that the highest ranking mossad agent they captured had a severe case of claustrophobia and immediately gave up all the information of the operation in order to be put in a larger cell.
 
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In my life I've met two legit SEALs and one Delta guy. One of the SEALs didn't actually see combat as he joined up when the GWOT was spinning down. He was a great guy and we attended some college classes together. The other SEAL was an alcoholic that repaid people's trust and friendship by helping a cocksucker out of NH defraud a bunch of people out of a lot of money. He did see combat in the early days of the GWOT and was a real-deal hard bastard.

The Delta guy also saw quite a bit of combat, works as a contractor for the CIA (big shock, I know), and is a fucking asshole but I still like him.

As a much younger lad I was shocked to learn that, much like doctors or similar jobs with daunting application processes, getting the job and being good at it doesn't mean one is a good person. Also quite rare to find a sense of humor among these people.
 
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JIDF Team 6 said:
Brandon Webb?
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No kiddin' this guy knows how to use a keyboard for books better than his sniper rifle for kills. (and lol, a bit of narcissistic tittles)
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JIDF Team 6 said:
No shit. He killed himself in 2020. Supposedly took psychedelics to treat his PTSD and it only made it worse.

Actually now that I think about it there were two SEALs in that time period named Dave Hall so maybe a different guy
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Dave's still alive. He was on a YouTube video talking about the H&K Mk23 like a month ago.
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Dave's still alive. He was on a YouTube video talking about the H&K Mk23 like a month ago.
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Yeah that's the other one. I don't think he actually saw any combat. There isn't some conspiracy among every other SEAL to cover up usage of the MK23. It just really didn't ever get used.
 
@Dean Pentel What do you think, Dave deserves to be on the OP? I've been watching some news articles, including the artwork of "Until it hurts" lawsuit, which I don't really understand, and some boomer tactical consoomer of watches. I like watches as well so I can't hate too hard there. Do you have weblinks or sources for your quote.

The other SEAL was an alcoholic that repaid people's trust and friendship by helping a cocksucker out of NH defraud a bunch of people out of a lot of money. He did see combat in the early days of the GWOT and was a real-deal hard bastard.

If you do, I'll feature him in the OP and give you special credit.

EDIT: HOLY shit, thank god I just checked O'Neills twitter for Black Friday
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The comments are roasting him too. lmao. What a dipshit. Who ever let this knucklehead get into the teams? Sorry Christians worldwide, Rob says Jesus of Nazareth Dallas was born in the US of Fucking A and you can't do anything about it. Jesus also owns several AR-15s (created by his father Eugene Stoner), isn't afraid to trigger the libs on his holy Twitter account, and cannot eat spicy food as the true American he is.

EDIT 2: Fucking hell, it keeps coming. Does he know that AQ and islamic terrorism is still active right? Yeah, he totally canoed Bin Laden on purpose. TEAM SIX clean up your shit, you are unironically making the West look bad.
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Tablet County said:
Technically we're shitting on Mossad, the Israeli CIA. I don't know anything about the IDF and I don't really care to if I'm honest. I mean, unless they've done something funny.
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Does bombing an entire city for absolutely no reason, including children and elderly, and then crying about how THEY are the victims count as "something funny"? Because it is to me, you know minus the horrific bloodshed that is taking place.

Justtocheck said:
The comments are roasting him too. lmao. What a dipshit. Who ever let this knucklehead get into the teams? Sorry Christians worldwide, Rob says Jesus of Nazareth Dallas was born in the US of Fucking A and you can't do anything about it. Jesus also owns several AR-15s (created by his father Eugene Stoner), isn't afraid to trigger the libs on his holy Twitter account, and cannot eat spicy food as the true American he is.
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To be fair, I think this is just a silly shirt and he doesn't actually think that Jesus was born in US like the mormons do. At least I hope not. Also, that beer can with Bin Laden looks rad, I think I've seen novelty soda pops with Bin Laden and Stalin on them too.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
To be fair, I think this is just a silly shirt and he doesn't actually think that Jesus was born in US like the mormons do. At least I hope not. Also, that beer can with Bin Laden looks rad, I think I've seen novelty soda pops with Bin Laden and Stalin on them too.
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You are giving Bob, the benefit of the doubt, which I think is fine. However, you have to consider some things.

One, many people do take their Christians beliefs very seriously. And Christianity is not something you just make insensitive jokes about if you are that type of person. This shirt is the kind of shit I'd see used ironically at an edgy atheist convention to make fun of Christians, and if Bob hated Christianity, then fine. But saying you found Christ and doing this shit is only making you look like a complete tool who will monetize someone's belief for money (like a true SEAL would)

The can is the worst IMO. Let's flip this scenario around, let's imagine Osama bin Laden in 2008 made a local energy drink "Jumpers! When you need the fire to give you the extra strength to JUMP" and a cartoon of a person jumping to their death from the towers. What would you think? You would think he's a fucking savage and a really sick fuck. In Bob's case, if you have any value for human decency, you'll realize there's nothing funny about blowing a dying or dead person brains out in a canoe fashion for sport, even if the person was evil. And then making jokes about it for profit on a beer can. I think it's absolutely unacceptable that someone like Bob can still make bank on his SEAL brand, and I'm still amazed he hasn't been disowned by the Navy for being a lunatic.
 
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Battlefield2142EU said:
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I know Andy Mcnab of the SAS one of the biggest liars in the special forces communties and even BBC called him out for faking his gulf war history. Andy Mcnab got most of his unit killed or captured by Iraqis. But navy seals still the biggest attention whores, liars and trannies in the special forces communties ever. I would question why the navy seals producing so many faggots than I remember they are apart of the navy. America deserved to lose in Afghanistan and GWOT vets are overwhelmingly pro-cancel culture woke corporate supporting cunts.
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Levine isn't a SEAL, let alone a part of the US Navy. Levine is in the United States Public Health Service Corps. The USPHS is a uniformed (not armed) force and has officers, but no combatants or enlisted. This is the branch that is led by the surgeon general.
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no-exit said:
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Levine isn't a SEAL, let alone a part of the US Navy. Levine is in the United States Public Health Service Corps. The USPHS is a uniformed (not armed) force and has officers, but no combatants or enlisted. This is the branch that is led by the surgeon general.
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I just learned that Admiral Levine went to school at Penn State, of Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky fame. I wonder if that had any influence on Levine cutting off his own dick. ROFL.
 
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For those of you interested, I created a stolen valor thread. I updated the OP. It's pretty bare bones, but I'll work on it! o7 Have fun!

And I'm not that familiar with the Stolen Valor crowd. Post the biggest shitbags there, and I'll add them to the list of notables, which currently has Jason Blaha. Thank you for your service :semperfidelis:
 
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