Just another Saturday night in Boston and our tough guy has seen it all.
OK, quick, where's Bob's Casa de Mama Chipman again? Kowloon Restaurant is in Saugus, on 948 Broadway, which is right next door to
hell Lynn. Is this in fact around the corner from Casa de Mama Chipman (or close enough)? Or did Bob finally find himself a new
flooding basement hovel pad? Someone wanna re-check Bobby's voting registration address? I forget where/how to do that.
The funny thing is, Kowloon Restaurant isn't
just a bar. It's a chinese restaurant that prides itself on being "family friendly". Some bitch that looked to be in her early 20s smashed a bottle over some dude's head that was tussling with another dude. It's unclear how or why the fight started.
So apparently according to Bob, fights at Kowloon (and I guess other establishments, such as Discount Dave & Busters' Hahvahd Watering Hole) are fairly regular occurrances. I dunno if someone started it over politics, or some bitch being a damn slut, or some guy stealing another's girl, or whatever petty bullshit a bunch of blue state zombies can get into. Bob claiming he's a drunken violent retard from hanging around drunken violent retards is.... a choice.
I doubt ANY of those kids, now or then, ever voted (R) or for drumpf.
I thought Bobby frequents the more refined watering holes around Harvard and MIT?
Oh I'm sure, after all, most watering holes are watering holes, not Chinese restaurants with a bar attached. Or, Bob's claim hinges on Harvard and MIT attendees hoofing it to Lynn or Saugus or wherever Bob happens to be "socializing" (and I use the term loosely). Bar crawlers gonna bar crawl.
27Nov#02
Bob's being disingenuous as fuck here. Biden was one of 77 senators that voted for the Iraq War. Guess what, Bob? Your comment there is fucking IRRELEVANT. Biden supported the war. He is COMPLICIT. It doesn't matter if starting it was Bush-43's idea. Given Bob cries about people being "complicit" in the misdeeds of MAGA CHUDs all the time, this is extreme hypocrisy. Even factcheck.org confirms Biden did this, despite Biden's latter-day claims to the contrary.
Also, Democrats start wars all the damn time, Bob, so shut it. *
coughcoughClintoncoughcoughBosniacoughcough*
27Nov#04
Bob, if he meant "Royal We" when he said "I", is obviously using the "royal we" a lot when he says "I".
27Nov#09
Ahem.
Batman vs. Superman
Not to mention
Pixels.
Pixels was a FUN movie, goddamnit Bob!
To be fair Harry Potter is infantile, but the swill Bobby favors even more so. Another "The pot calling the linen black" moment.
To answer the "this is too esoteric of a clapback for me" dude, Bob just accused the guy who replied to him (Brennock) with basically "
You eat baby food (Gerber is a brand of it)
, and Dog food (Purina is a longstanding pet food brand),
is it the good stuff or the cheap shit that tastes like shit, friendo?" Brennock understands it, obviously, but it's not simply about infantile tastes (although I guess kids will eat pet food cuz they're curious, but there's more to it than that, clearly, in Bob's intent there. Like he's referring to "who let these THINGS on the furnitire or outside without a leash?!") So not only is Bob calling Brennock a baby, but also a dog?!
27Nov#15
Napoleon has met waterloo in the box-office, which makes people worry that there may be a "historical drama fatigue".
Andrew McGrae is better at satire than Bob. But only just barely. They're both retards, though.
Ooooh, someone get some aloe for that burn. Bob's usual go-to is "Watch ANY other movies, for the love of Skydaddy, I'm begging you" when he's ripping on someone else's take on movies. Many people tell woke Potter addicts (before JKR went full "TERF") "read ANY other book, I'm BEGGING you", and now Brennock throws this back in Bob's face with "Read ANYTHING OTHER than Comic books, for the love of God". And yes, Bob's brain is too smooth to comprehend novels. I don't even think he comprehended the Judy Blume novels he was allegedly given to read as a child.
Who is this "biggest character in modern pop culture"? Some Dr Who?
according to google image search, that's Tobey MacGuire in Spiderman No Way Home. So then the character is Spiderman.
The scores might not mean much but the reviews are very instructive. And you wonder why this show's shills don't simply watch gay porn.
Early-to-mid 2000s Dr. Who was done by a gay man (Russel T. Davies), so it was definitely VERY "progressive", but now it's even more progressive, straight into "woke". Although, with Captain Jack, they at least didn't have John Barrowman's character go around saying "Did I mention how gay I am?" all the damn time. At least Davies knew how to fucking write. His successor, Christopher Chibnall can't write worth a damn. In short, if any
wants to mention it to Bob, the difference between Progressive and Woke, is Woke is incredibly shit writing, while Progressive at least has decent writing.
Point of Order: Couldn't it be just THE FLOOR, rather than a "strange light source"? Like, some floors can be like that, with lighter panels in the flooring in whatever design. Notice that the paler floor panels also shade out JUST LIKE THE REST OF THE FLOOR in the panel. But then of course there's still an error with the lighter panels overlapping the threshold of the doorway, if that was the case. But so what? People make mistakes all the damn time. Even Bob's beloved Transformers had animation errors up the wazoo. Just look at the season 2 episode
Child's Play. The errors in Eric July's comic are downright FORGIVABLE compared to that. But I care less about errors than I do about storytelling, tbh.
Still better than a lot of Marvel Cafe/Coffeeshop books.
"keeping their canon consistent"=rehashing the same stories over, and over, and over.
Japanese manga keep their canon consistent, within their stories. The difference is the Japs tell new stories, instead of the same stories over and over.
No wonder Bob can't cope with manga/anime. His smoothbrained attention span is far too short.
All the 20-something college dude bros are super impressed, I'm sure.
The guy that said in the brawl video "Man this place is lit" would say no such thing if Bob were personally involved.
